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by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 5:55am PDT |
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First up, I played the beginning of Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney, and it is fun just like everyone says. There are some cutscenes that show something happening, right up front they have a murder where a lady is bashed in the head with a small statue, and they show you the killer, a guy with a mole right in the middle of his forehead, so clearly you're supposed to be able to identify him. Then you get some training in how to play, which sort of explains itself. First, they start with a guy who the killer pinned the murder on, who happens to be Wright's friend and is a total fuckup on the stand, going nuts and shit. It is funny, mainly because you know it's your first case and you can't lose it because of a goofy character cutscene. You can't really help him here, he just buries himself.
Next up is the "witness" who found the body, who is the killer. He says he was bloo bloo whatever, door to door newspaper sales. There is evidence and circumstances, like there was a blackout in the neighborhood, which you get a paper thing as for and can use to contradict the guy's statement about hearing the time from a TV that was playing and etc. So you basically look for any part of the guy's testimony that you have little evidence pieces with scraps of information which you can use to contradict him. Then you fuckin blast him with it and watch him flip the fuck out. YOUR STORY'S FULLA HOLES AND I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS IF I CAN'T GET TO THE TRUTH (WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!!!!!!!)
The killer gets so mad at one point that he dramatically whips his hairpiece off and throws it right in Wright's face who just looks like ~_~;;;;;; at that point. But the case is not yet over! Eventually you do some more presenting evidence and pressuring him about his testimony and you can scroll back and forth to specific text boxes of his testimony to specifically refute. At the end it wraps up like a Matlock case where the killer is revealed right in the court room, as if. And perhaps you will be defending all innocent people and uncovering all guilty people. But since this is a game where you figure out mysteries and shit, it works well, and is funny, although at the same time has some serious story stuff (there are more murders which are kind of shocking!!!!!!!!!!!!! gasp), but not so much so that the game gets all self serious. Yet. I dunno, I'm just starting the second case. :( |
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R4 is here, it works. I can short review any DS game ever, now. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 5:55am PDT 
For those without R4 or DS: Phoenix Wright Ace attorney is emulated perfectly. by Worm 10/14/2007, 9:57am PDT
Yeah whatever, SO ANYWAY. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 1:04pm PDT
Re: Yeah whatever, SO ANYWAY. by Lizard_King 10/14/2007, 7:54pm PDT
Yes, it seems the game is too busy delivering a story to let me figure out puzzl NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/14/2007, 11:38pm PDT
I FINALLY finished Phoenix Wright 1. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 2:31am PDT
Re: I FINALLY finished Phoenix Wright 1. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 2:43am PDT
Re: I FINALLY finished Phoenix Wright 1. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 3:43am PDT
Anyway about the actual game. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 4:25am PDT
The second game so far is a shitload worse by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/01/2007, 5:26am PDT
Your boss, Tits Mcgee, is killed at the start of the second act! NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/14/2007, 12:36pm PDT
I wasn't going to mention that because it is a spoiler. O_O by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 1:09pm PDT
Adventures of April May, fuckin tit monster. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 1:27pm PDT
I was actually SHOCKED by Ethan Steele 10/14/2007, 5:43pm PDT
The 3rd one is still a GBA port, the 4th is DS from the ground up by FABIO 10/14/2007, 7:36pm PDT
Re: I was actually SHOCKED by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 2:04am PDT
That witch toucher game. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 2:37pm PDT
The singular review on gamefaqs goes into a little more detail. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 2:45pm PDT
I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 1:54pm PDT
front page? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/15/2007, 6:32pm PDT
Re: I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 6:07am PDT
Re: I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 6:36am PDT
You;'re killing the site with this stupidity! NT by WALLxOFxTEXT 10/19/2007, 3:38pm PDT
RUUUUUU WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!!! ANSWER ME by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 4:22pm PDT
Re: RUUUUUU WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!!! ANSWER ME by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 4:23pm PDT
Re: I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Mischief Maker 10/16/2007, 8:19am PDT
Yes except they're 14 instead of 8, and you molest them for real. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 9:15am PDT
Okay tit bouncing does work, there, game deleted, replaced with Nintendogs. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/18/2007, 8:24pm PDT
Super Peach Brothers or something (I mean Super Princess Peach). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 3:20pm PDT
I played some more of this Peach game. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 12:53pm PDT
Oh yeah the Peach powwas. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 5:07pm PDT
Harvest Mewn DS by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/14/2007, 6:32pm PDT
Elite Beat Agents. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 1:41pm PDT
All of the songs are covers. by Lizard_King 10/18/2007, 10:41pm PDT
Re: All of the songs are covers. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 12:04am PDT
Yoar the insparashan (a very special episode of Elite Beat Agents). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 1:57pm PDT
I love this so much NT by Entropy Stew 10/19/2007, 3:17pm PDT
Nintendogs: Dalmation........ AND ****FRIENDS**** ^______________________^ by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/18/2007, 8:48pm PDT
Nobody is going to read this, due to the post title NT by Clean it up you fucking retard 10/19/2007, 3:36pm PDT
No. NT by HURRRRRR CREEXUL ^^^___^ 10/19/2007, 3:37pm PDT
That wasn't me but that's basically the response I would've made. :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 4:19pm PDT
whiny fags cant read underscores, think of the whinefags next time pal >:( NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/19/2007, 8:06pm PDT
Yeah, putting ^____^ in the post title is still hilarious. Shut the fuck up! NT by Clean it up you fucking brotard 10/19/2007, 8:24pm PDT
sounds like sasy is still "lurking" NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/19/2007, 9:50pm PDT
Bill Dungsroman :( NT by Probably 10/19/2007, 10:44pm PDT
It could be a person who is crazy. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 10:50pm PDT
Is it literally worse than the holocaust or just figuratively? SERIOUS BUSINESS NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 10:17pm PDT
I was trying to do a good thing. by Ellen Degeneres 10/19/2007, 10:51pm PDT
So the animal shelter decided it has TOO MUCH funding? by Jerry Whorebach 10/19/2007, 11:12pm PDT
I fucking hate the Cables NT by - 10/19/2007, 8:25pm PDT
They fucking sicken me NT by - 10/19/2007, 8:25pm PDT
$1000 Paypal to whoever gives me their address! NT by - 10/19/2007, 8:25pm PDT
So you can terrify them with your puppet-fucking antics? NT by Mischief Maker 10/19/2007, 8:50pm PDT
He wants to kill me so bad he can taste it (Attica). NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 10:15pm PDT
You win this round, Cable! But you haven't heard the last... of me! NT by - 10/19/2007, 11:32pm PDT
BDR/sasy/algore/david caruso NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/20/2007, 1:50am PDT
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