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by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 1:54pm PDT |
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You can blindfire your way through almost all of the "content" of this game, because you just go from room to room seeing if anyone is there. If they are, there's conversation. Then you move on and try to do it all over again. Most rooms that have talking in them are marked with a character's icon, making it a little more intuitive to actually progress the shit.
Eventually I got to a witch battle, which has them firing energy balls at you, and you slash at them with the stylus to deflect them, which will hit them and take their health. When they get all the way down, you just have a screen of them where you can molest them all you want. But they don't fuckin react at all. It sucks. IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Supposedly you can bounce their tits, but I was jackhammering their asshole mowf and cunt...... I mean, their tits, with the grope or stylus or whatever, and didn't see any reaction except occasionally a heart would fly out of their skin, or a heart would fly out but then break. It took me a while to figure out I just wanted to touch a specific part and get a non broken heart, and eventually it would progress to another pose where you just do more of that. Each touch gets a sound effect from the girl, usually some kind of fuckin yelling whatever or NANI DESU whatever, and it is sort of hot. When you finally have their "witch mark" show up, which in this case was a glowing rune showing up on her leg, you touch it and the screen goes black and she pants. Now apparently this is not a porn game and you aren't actually fucking any of these girls. So, fuck you GAME!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway then I guess you cure her afterwards, because she stops being a witch, but is not burned or vaporized by holy cleansing fire.
Oh yeah, there are 3 options for the touching. There is just the touching, there's the eyeball icon which is I guess for STARING REALLY HARD maybe, and then there is a lips icon which was speculated to be for kissing (hot) but I think I figured out it's for blowing, because you have to select it, pick a spot, and then blow into the microphone to get a reaction. There is no difference between any of these options except for the blowing one where you personally may become more sexually aroused by blowing onto a 2D drawing of a girl on your Nintendo DS and imagining that you are actually an anime character in real life blowing on her pussy while she yelps. I guess the idea could be sort of hot, but I dunno, my suspension of disbelief doesn't go that far. :(
Anyway I'm going to try replaying the witch touching part later to really make sure that the tits don't bounce. Apparently it has to be a really specific pose, so I'll have to check that out........ WITH RELISH. o_____o |
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R4 is here, it works. I can short review any DS game ever, now. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 5:55am PDT 
For those without R4 or DS: Phoenix Wright Ace attorney is emulated perfectly. by Worm 10/14/2007, 9:57am PDT 
Yeah whatever, SO ANYWAY. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 1:04pm PDT 
Re: Yeah whatever, SO ANYWAY. by Lizard_King 10/14/2007, 7:54pm PDT 
Yes, it seems the game is too busy delivering a story to let me figure out puzzl NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/14/2007, 11:38pm PDT 
I FINALLY finished Phoenix Wright 1. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 2:31am PDT 
Re: I FINALLY finished Phoenix Wright 1. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 2:43am PDT 
Re: I FINALLY finished Phoenix Wright 1. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 3:43am PDT 
Anyway about the actual game. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 4:25am PDT 
The second game so far is a shitload worse by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/01/2007, 5:26am PDT 
Your boss, Tits Mcgee, is killed at the start of the second act! NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/14/2007, 12:36pm PDT 
I wasn't going to mention that because it is a spoiler. O_O by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 1:09pm PDT 
Adventures of April May, fuckin tit monster. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 1:27pm PDT 
I was actually SHOCKED by Ethan Steele 10/14/2007, 5:43pm PDT 
The 3rd one is still a GBA port, the 4th is DS from the ground up by FABIO 10/14/2007, 7:36pm PDT 
Re: I was actually SHOCKED by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 2:04am PDT 
That witch toucher game. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 2:37pm PDT 
The singular review on gamefaqs goes into a little more detail. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 2:45pm PDT 
I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 1:54pm PDT 
front page? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/15/2007, 6:32pm PDT 
Re: I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 6:07am PDT 
Re: I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 6:36am PDT 
You;'re killing the site with this stupidity! NT by WALLxOFxTEXT 10/19/2007, 3:38pm PDT 
RUUUUUU WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!!! ANSWER ME by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 4:22pm PDT 
Re: RUUUUUU WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!!! ANSWER ME by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 4:23pm PDT 
Re: I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Mischief Maker 10/16/2007, 8:19am PDT 
Yes except they're 14 instead of 8, and you molest them for real. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 9:15am PDT 
Okay tit bouncing does work, there, game deleted, replaced with Nintendogs. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/18/2007, 8:24pm PDT 
Super Peach Brothers or something (I mean Super Princess Peach). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 3:20pm PDT 
I played some more of this Peach game. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 12:53pm PDT 
Oh yeah the Peach powwas. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 5:07pm PDT 
Harvest Mewn DS by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/14/2007, 6:32pm PDT 
Elite Beat Agents. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 1:41pm PDT 
All of the songs are covers. by Lizard_King 10/18/2007, 10:41pm PDT 
Re: All of the songs are covers. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 12:04am PDT 
Yoar the insparashan (a very special episode of Elite Beat Agents). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 1:57pm PDT 
I love this so much NT by Entropy Stew 10/19/2007, 3:17pm PDT 
Nintendogs: Dalmation........ AND ****FRIENDS**** ^______________________^ by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/18/2007, 8:48pm PDT 
Nobody is going to read this, due to the post title NT by Clean it up you fucking retard 10/19/2007, 3:36pm PDT 
No. NT by HURRRRRR CREEXUL ^^^___^ 10/19/2007, 3:37pm PDT 
That wasn't me but that's basically the response I would've made. :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 4:19pm PDT 
whiny fags cant read underscores, think of the whinefags next time pal >:( NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/19/2007, 8:06pm PDT 
Yeah, putting ^____^ in the post title is still hilarious. Shut the fuck up! NT by Clean it up you fucking brotard 10/19/2007, 8:24pm PDT 
sounds like sasy is still "lurking" NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/19/2007, 9:50pm PDT 
Bill Dungsroman :( NT by Probably 10/19/2007, 10:44pm PDT 
It could be a person who is crazy. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 10:50pm PDT 
Is it literally worse than the holocaust or just figuratively? SERIOUS BUSINESS NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 10:17pm PDT 
I was trying to do a good thing. by Ellen Degeneres 10/19/2007, 10:51pm PDT 
So the animal shelter decided it has TOO MUCH funding? by Jerry Whorebach 10/19/2007, 11:12pm PDT 
I fucking hate the Cables NT by - 10/19/2007, 8:25pm PDT 
They fucking sicken me NT by - 10/19/2007, 8:25pm PDT 
$1000 Paypal to whoever gives me their address! NT by - 10/19/2007, 8:25pm PDT 
So you can terrify them with your puppet-fucking antics? NT by Mischief Maker 10/19/2007, 8:50pm PDT 
He wants to kill me so bad he can taste it (Attica). NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 10:15pm PDT 
You win this round, Cable! But you haven't heard the last... of me! NT by - 10/19/2007, 11:32pm PDT 
BDR/sasy/algore/david caruso NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/20/2007, 1:50am PDT 
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