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Re: :( by Zseni 10/15/2007, 4:20pm PDT
Jhoh Clbbl O_____O wrote:

http://k0ny.com/?p=41


"Mind you, I was banned from that board over ten months ago: unceremoniously discarded like the victim of a frat house gang-rape."

Ha ha! Rape!

Ways To Ceremonially Discard k0ny

Wrap his whole body in PS2 cables and dump him over the side of a bridge, while chanting.

Encase his feet in concrete made from crushed bricks from the Berlin Wall. On November 9th, set him on fire.

Declare parts of his body "terrorist cells." Revoke their various civil rights and imprison them.

"Fishboy" him to the point where Damien Hirst would be interested in committing tactical preservation art with what's left. (Saatchi & Saatchi buy Belief In Providence As A Function Of Immersion In Fiction for thirteen million dollars.)

Vacate him to the Spanish Riding School in Vienna, where, after ten or twelve years of training, he will debut as Maestoso Thais "Konya", with a stunning full croupade!

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Bill Dungsroman hits 10,000 posts. by ....and fags right out. 10/12/2007, 6:53am PDT NEW
    :( by laudablepuss 10/12/2007, 10:09am PDT NEW
    it's not so much a gaming site as it is NT by a support group 10/12/2007, 9:10pm PDT NEW
        Looks like I'm not the only one... by Bill Dungsroman 10/15/2007, 11:52am PDT NEW
            :( by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 12:30pm PDT NEW
                Re: :( by Zseni 10/15/2007, 4:20pm PDT NEW
                    What the fuck is fishboy. NT by Google says nothing. 10/16/2007, 8:51am PDT NEW
                        Re: What the fuck is fishboy. by Zseni 10/16/2007, 4:13pm PDT NEW
                            I wish you'd left that to our imagination. NT by Quentin Beck 10/16/2007, 6:02pm PDT NEW
                                It makes for an awesome verb. NT by Quentin Beck 10/16/2007, 6:03pm PDT NEW
            Re: Looks like I'm not the only one... by Brian Peppers - intrigued! 11/08/2007, 3:01am PST NEW
                Re: Looks like I'm not the only one... by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/08/2007, 3:06am PST NEW
                http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=46218 NT by GOODBYE INTERNET FRIENDS FOREVER 11/08/2007, 10:29am PST NEW
    Things get worse. by And worse. 11/04/2007, 9:25pm PST NEW
        He's a good guy with bad friends, but I don't read him as his punishment 4 leavi NT by Quentin Beck 11/04/2007, 9:59pm PST NEW
 
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