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| Regarding other articles on the site by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2007, 4:34pm PDT | ||||
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| Everybody in the goddamn world is getting interviewed, except me. And every single article ever written about modern day text adventure gaming features interviews from literally the same four people. They are nice people. My opinion of them is as high as it can be for people I have not, in some cases, actually met in person, so I am not casting blame. But I will take this opportunity, in case someone checks the Rock-Scissors-Shotgun logs, to self-promote somebody in particular: me.
It is the quickest way for your article about games without graphics to be immediately unique, therefore giving you prime separation from every other blog posting about how not a graphics whore you and your website are. The one exception to an article interviewing the same four people is the one that appeared in "Edge" a few months back, but I was only interviewed for that because the author's boyfriend starred as the main character in the game I did that was a homage in presentation to the wares of Magnetic Scrolls, which you would think British people would eat up, but in fact no one there has ever heard of it. The Sun Never Sets on the general obscurity of my award-winning work, which can only add to your website's indie cred. The one possibility as to why nobody else has ever remotely approached me, is because I do not have an easily accessible e-mail address. This is due to the fact that I would get one legal threat and several other regular, more blue-collar type threats per quarter when my beaver@zombieworld.com account was out in the open. I've been lifting weights the last three years and become fairly good with my dukes, so I no longer fear contact in this way with the press, article writers, or other groups of people not looking to sue caltrops.com. I'll do all the work, all you need to do is lay there. And provide a list of questions. When it's all over, you'll get some of the readership of Caltrops to comment, and we're much better than the normal mass of retards doing likewise. Check this out and then Cntl-F for my handle, and look one post up. That's where it starts getting good and, funny thing, it sucks again as soon as we all leave. That can be yours. *Ours.* the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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Erik interview at dumb game blog. Awesome. by 10/31/2007, 3:10pm PDT  Re: Erik interview at dumb game blog. Awesome. by 10/31/2007, 3:44pm PDT Regarding other articles on the site by 10/31/2007, 4:34pm PDT I received my first mail! by 10/31/2007, 4:39pm PDT bluaaaaaaaaogh NT by 10/31/2007, 10:44pm PDT |
