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| Where the fuck are the motherfucking save points? by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/07/2007, 11:22pm PST | ||||
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| The game tries to pull you in by throwing a pair of sentient tits (with a nice ass) in your face. She's like the cutest and most adorable cop that has ever LIVED. Thx capcom.
So I spent 8 hours fighting endlessly respawning zombies with my long dead camera looking for any fucking save point. I saw one nearby so I slogged my way in that direction, checked my map and oops I went the wrong way. Back to the fork in the mall, go down another path, break about 8 weapons trying to reach the next save point check my map wrong way again turn around reach the hallway finally walk in and there are about fifty billion zombies packed into that tiny hallway. I baseball bat the first few million, kill 3 zombie cops, take their guns (the guns dont share ammo for some crazy reason) and fire every last shot into some zombie heads before realizing... there are more zombies than bullets in all those guns. Turn around back out to the main mall, get chewed on a few times, find some more unbelievably shitty weak weapons like trees and comfy chairs, I give up on saving and just explore, quickly find a department that just has battle axes and katanas, pick up 5, back to the hallway where I am sure I can save if I just reach the end, slice every fucking thing in half reach the door and... it's motherfucking welded shut. Everything afterwards is just sort of a blur, but I remember somehow finally saving, making it outdoors in a courtyard finding another lost hostage or whatever they're called and then a jeep full of escaped prisoners fire a machine gun at me. I rush into the nearest door with the person I'm trying to save, watch a stupid cutscene, and then... wait, where the fuck did I end up? I'm in the middle of the mall nowhere near any doors and my escort is on the dark side of the fucking moon quickly dying (there is no air up there I guess). I FINALLY reach the security room and it turns out I was too late to continue the game story. I was hoping to beat this during the rental period. |
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Where the fuck are the motherfucking save points? by 11/07/2007, 11:22pm PST  The bathroom, and where you start.(not the roof the break room you ultra literal by 11/07/2007, 11:57pm PST twat) NT by 11/07/2007, 11:58pm PST its the security center NT by 11/08/2007, 12:34am PST ok I played some more and it gets better by 11/08/2007, 6:27am PST The text is EXTREMELY fucking tiny by 11/08/2007, 7:01am PST You can't get the proper angle on her until later in the storyline. by 11/08/2007, 8:29am PST Re: ok I played some more and it gets better by 11/08/2007, 8:13am PST |
