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| In the spirit of INC's original post... by Quentin Beck 11/17/2007, 7:23pm PST | ||||
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| Here are some of my most important porn girls with linked pictures!
Recent favourite: I can't vouch for this girl. She's a very personal wank and at the moment I wank to her at least once a week. She resembles a Romanian girl I travelled some of the prettiest places on earth with, and slept beside, and loved, but never fucked. It was the most frustrating thing for me because I was slightly more attractive than this girl (the actual girl), and massively richer, but she had a slightly better personality, and significantly more interesting hobbies. Now, on balance, in our society, I should have been able to fuck this girl, especially in light of where we were, what we were seeing, and how we were feeling, and it's just such a goddamn injustice that it didn't happen. I have great excuses, but it still makes me feel like a fucking loser, so I fight these feelings with Abigail 18! Best Asian: My actual best Asian was a girl who was all over the free porn sites in '99-00 and someone I took for granted without ever recording her name, and then she all but disappeared overnight. I accidentally deleted my porn archives in '03 and I miss her dearly. Now, I make do with RAN ASAKAWA. It's hard to find an Asian with a nose. She's got lovely eyes and there's something about her that reminds me of an old girlfriend (who also rejected me) although I can't put my finger on what. She's Japanese but has a very Korean look so we get the best of both worlds. Best Black: Just kidding! Who jerks off over black porn besides MM? On the rare occasion that I do, my fantasy has me playing an aid worker and having some starving village girl fuck me for a loaf of bread. It doesn't make much sense because the black girls all look very well fed, but my dick buys it. Best Latino I've never seen a Latino person so I find it hard to relate. I typically pretend they're Turkish or from Northern India. Consequently, I don't have any favourite. Feel free to make recommendations! All time most wanks: Luna Lane is still going at it and her most recent photos don't do much justice to what she was. She had a series in '01 of her in a red dress on some stairs which I jerked off to more than I jerk off to some girls' entire collections. Our relationship soured when I discovered a photo of her that reminded me of the basketball player Allen Iverson, and his pretty face invaded and destroyed several wank sessions before I moved on to less challenging girls. |
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