fucking retard that deserves that terrible bitch wrote:

“YOU ROCK!” the game tells me. Avatar Judy Nails does her little fuck-you victory attitude dance. I look over my shoulder to see how my lady’s reacting to my obviously awesome display of rock-reflex button-pressing skills.

She’s weeping. Full-on, shuddering weeping.

The miniGib clatters plastic to the floor; no echoing clang of solidbody and electrified strings. “Baby, what ... ?”
“This is sick,” she cries. “This hurts me! It literally makes me want to puke!”

She runs out of the room to the kitchen. I figure, what the hell? Overreaction; maybe the toddies got to her head? I slap at the pause button and scramble after her to the kitchen.

Dickless wrote:

How is “Rock And Roll All Nite” so sacred that a dumb videogame can defile it? “Rock and roll” is a joke, anyway ... “ROCK AND ROLL IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE!”

And then, I start to realize she’s right.