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Re: I got the trial and never bothered to renew. by Zsenitan 01/18/2008, 11:59am PST
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Zsenitan wrote:

I made a blood elf! A mage! Not at all like hunterly me. I got a mage to 30 before I quit in complete disgust. Here are some things you should know about mages:

* 90% of the game involves drinking water to restore mana.
* Enemies: they're hard!
* You are PVP food.

Meanwhile huntards got their dead zone removed and are more powerful than ever. Do shamen still suck a dick? Probably.

Why does Blizz like huntards so much and mages so little?


How long does it take to gain a level in WoW? I've never played it. When you say you have a level 30 mage, can that be done (by a reasonable adult with a job) in a week or two? A day? I'm amazed at how addicting this game is, but it's probably best for me if I don't get playing to see why for myself.


ICJ


I am going to let an expert answer this question for you.

My experience is that it takes sommat longer if you are doing anything but levelling - ex: battlegrounds, fishing, auction house faggotry, fucking around in town and griefing the locals; these are part of the rich tapestry of being a moron online. A reasonable adult with a job, but maybe not a needy spouse or children, can expect to hit level 30 in two weeks assuming he splurges a bit on the weekends and doesn't pick a hard-to-play class.

Things that are easy: hunters, warlocks, paladins (in that order.)

Hunters: ranged damage, have meatshield pet who attacts all the monsters, and (most important, most underappreciated) tracking abilities so you can see all the monsters on your minimap. I can't tell you hard enough how much tracking makes WoW easy: you only get into Oh Shit Too Many Enemies if you are a complete nub, you always know which way is the safe way to run, and you can always find the impossible-to-find quest monsters.

Warlocks: damage-over-time high emperors. They also have pets, and the pets generally have cooler powahs than hunter pets, but only one of the pets is as hunterly good at holding monster hate. Warlocks have massive, massive, huge pools of hp and mana and can basically interchange them like so much Master Of Magic Alchemy perk. They are hard to kill and come with a variety of nightmarish things they can do to other players: a warlock will dump a pile of dot on you, then fear you so you can't control your character's movements (or do anything to heal yourself.) By the time you get out of your fearmode, you're already dead.

Paladins are essentially heavily armored healers, but they have lower dmg output. In battlegrounds, a pair of skillful paladins working together will form a spectacularly invincible unit. They will run that WSG flag wherever they fuckin feel like it! People will always want to party with you, since you're both a tank and a healer. However they must be very dull to level since it takes you so long to put a hurt on someone. Also, they have lots of gay class-specific quests.
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I got the trial and never bothered to renew. by Zsenitan 01/18/2008, 11:21am PST NEW
    Re: I got the trial and never bothered to renew. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/18/2008, 11:30am PST NEW
        Re: I got the trial and never bothered to renew. by Zsenitan 01/18/2008, 11:59am PST NEW
        Re: I got the trial and never bothered to renew. by laudablepuss 01/18/2008, 12:01pm PST NEW
            Counter: mages actually suck. by Zsenitan 01/18/2008, 12:21pm PST NEW
                Re: Counter: mages actually suck. by laudablepuss 01/18/2008, 3:10pm PST NEW
                    Oh, one question also by laudablepuss 01/18/2008, 3:15pm PST NEW
                        Re: Oh, one question also by Zsenitan 01/18/2008, 3:49pm PST NEW
                        I usually sheep the pet. by Fullofkittens 01/19/2008, 7:50am PST NEW
                            that doesn't work against a big red pet NT by Grumah 01/19/2008, 11:37am PST NEW
                    COUNTER by Zsenitan 01/18/2008, 3:44pm PST NEW
                        Uh, I was talking about your hypothetical rogue. :( NT by laudablepuss 01/18/2008, 4:31pm PST NEW
                            O-oh. Sorry man. NT by Zsenitan 01/18/2008, 4:54pm PST NEW
                        ranged attacks cannot be blocked dodged or parried NT by Grumah 01/18/2008, 5:18pm PST NEW
                l2trinket SCRUB by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/18/2008, 7:24pm PST NEW
                    Another story of us almost getting kicked out of guilds adventures. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/18/2008, 7:33pm PST NEW
                        We are continuing to make ENEMIES. 8( by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/29/2008, 11:16am PST NEW
                    Re: l2trinket SCRUB by Quentin Beck 01/19/2008, 3:00am PST NEW
                        oops NT by laudablepuss 01/19/2008, 3:02am PST NEW
                Re: Counter: mages actually suck. by Fullofkittens 01/19/2008, 8:08am PST NEW
                    You guys can't be in our guild until you hit 70. 8( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/19/2008, 8:38am PST NEW
    the only +hit gear is after lvl 50 by Grumah 01/18/2008, 5:17pm PST NEW
        Reminds me of that magazine page I saved with your moom on it. by Duh Gay Ball Bruddas 01/18/2008, 5:24pm PST NEW
    Level 30 that's interesting. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/18/2008, 7:21pm PST NEW
        Re: Level 30 that's interesting. by Zsenitan 01/18/2008, 8:08pm PST NEW
            Rexxar. :( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/18/2008, 9:39pm PST NEW
                I'm gonna make a huntar for your server BECAUSE: by Zsenitan 01/18/2008, 10:36pm PST NEW
                    If anyone makes an alt on rexxar, our channel name is "snowglobes." :( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/23/2008, 2:33pm PST NEW
                        Re: If anyone makes an alt on rexxar, our channel name is "snowglobes." :( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/25/2008, 3:59pm PST NEW
                        Oops I mean, I haven't seen anyone else in the channel, so you can't be in our g NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/25/2008, 3:59pm PST NEW
 
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