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| I'm embarrassed because I backed Lesnar. by Zsenitan 02/04/2008, 11:07am PST | ||||
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| His WWE success rocket was just blasting off when I started ironically watching ironic wrestling irony. He was a visually shocking guy, as youtube attests: a vast and pinkly glistening wall of muscle with the sharp stupid charisma of a man who could rip your arms off Hokuto No Ken style. He was totally epic, visibly gianter in size and battle-readiness than the infants they paired him off with, and he didn't need any costume: like a dewy carnation of asskicking, his hugeness and pinkness and rippedness were unmistakable at any distance.
I mean it's just fun to think about a guy that huge. I currently patronize The Great Khali for purely sexual reasons. I just assumed Brock would beat down anything that raised unfortunate eyes to him. I halo effected him so hard on the credit of his enormous and voluptuously fierce posing pouchism. I was wrong. Possibly this may lead to training montages of Brock Lesnar dangling nude and getting gutpunched by Phoenix. That's my hope, anyway. That's why I'm taking this so well. |
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Brock Lesnar, WWE to MMA by 02/04/2008, 10:25am PST  I'm embarrassed because I backed Lesnar. by 02/04/2008, 11:07am PST Yeah... NT by 02/04/2008, 1:36pm PST STOP SEXUALIZING THIS DISCOURSE. NT by 02/04/2008, 4:18pm PST seriously. NT by 02/04/2008, 10:13pm PST PLEASE STOP TAKING THE INTERNET SO SERIOUSLY. NT by 02/04/2008, 10:36pm PST All this talking is ruining the mood. NT by 02/04/2008, 10:45pm PST GOD WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING SO HARD I HATE ATTENTION. NT by 02/05/2008, 10:00am PST Fuck MMA, we should just send Lesnarl to Iraq. NT by 02/04/2008, 2:42pm PST Re: Brock Lesnar, WWE to MMA by 02/04/2008, 11:19am PST |
