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ASK CALTROPS: Pigeons have taken over my balcony, and they're out of control. by Jerry Whorebach 02/06/2008, 2:24pm PST They ghetto blast rap music at all hours of the night, smash their liquor bottles on my front walk and cat-call my female visitors (mum). Short of stealing the pairs of small off-white eggs they keep leaving until they get the hint, I don't know what to do. I read in Modern Bride magazine that rice makes their bellies explode, so I tried dumping some of that out there, but I think it must be an old modern wive's tale because the only thing that's exploded is their population. Help me, Caltrops, you're my only hope!

ASK CALTROPS: Pigeons have taken over my balcony, and they're out of control. by Jerry Whorebach 02/06/2008, 2:24pm PST     Tums, maybe. BB guns, definitely. by laudablepuss 02/06/2008, 2:41pm PST     Re: ASK CALTROPS: Pigeons have taken over my balcony, and they're out of control by Mischief Maker 02/06/2008, 2:53pm PST         Thank god hard media is still relevant NT by RIAA 02/06/2008, 3:15pm PST     Maybe you should crucify one of them. by bombMexico 02/06/2008, 10:47pm PST     http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=27396 NT by *SIGH* Bill Dungsroman 02/07/2008, 12:50am PST         Re: http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=27396 by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/07/2008, 3:24am PST