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This is my site. by Bill Dungsroman 07/26/2004, 6:17pm PDT
I wondered what you clowns would do in the absence of easy fodder like SB. The answer: boring the shit out of everyone.


Zseni:

A screed extending into its second week, subject: the manliness of beef jerky. Christ, but you're dull. Let's watch!
Zseni, on hormone therapy wrote:

My mother eats beef jerky.
She raised an orc - minus points for her. A FUCKING ORC. Who boasts of her weightlifting prowess. Who is a known chunk of flesh with an effiminate boyfriend. Your credibility on subjects of femininity: ZERO. Your credibility on the subject of masculinity: STILL ZERO. One word: yaoi. Two words: Hello Kitty. You're a sad little girl trapped in the body of a bulldyke, and occasionally the bulldyke wins. Bull(dyke)y for you, but by God are you ever last in matters of traditional gender mores and habits. LAST.

Zseni wrote:

Tho' it is true that I, personally, can't stand even the smell of beef jerky. Me: sko acid test of femininity?
NO. The point isn't whether or not jerky or frugality is manly, the point is THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY YOU WOULD KNOW.


Creexul:

Jhoh Cable (12:39:04 AM): Wow is it me or is BDR sort of halfway making excuses for SB?
Jhoh Cable (12:39:10 AM): He is. :(

Veronica shut down the site. SB did not. He worked to try to get content back, behind her back. That warrants some credit, and little blame.

Jhoh Cable (1:15:53 AM): BDR totally tried to sweep under the rug the true story, even though everyone was posting non stop veronica IS A WHORE and stuff.

The site was down at the time, and I hadn't read the IM log ICJ sent me about it. So I didn't know the knowledge of it was as widespread as it was. Fix the timeline in your head, you monkey, because it's clearly erroneous. Oh no, I didn't immediately go whining on some board that barely cares. I didn't, you know, barf it up on my pathetic lj.

Jhoh Cable (1:16:01 AM): Also BDR claimed Caltrops was his site.
Jhoh Cable (1:16:08 AM): I think we should keep a close eye on BDR.
Jhoh Cable (1:16:12 AM): Make sure he doesn't have too much power.

Go and make sure, Creexul. You know who I think shouldn't have too much power? A fucking gestating serial killer like you. It's been a fucking gas all this time watching you make fun of SB's lifestyle when yours is by all accounts worse than his. At least he gets pussy, the psycho mother figure in your life is sadly no figure. You can draw the line between being a shut-in by choice and one under duress, but you're both freaks who rot in small dwellings, spending far too much time fagging around on the internet. A titanic match-up rivaled in ironic stupidity only by INC's ad hominem attacks on laudablepuss' Author Field screw-ups, when we all fucking know he's INC now instead of Tewt for the same dumbass reason. Anyway, I have all the power I need or care to, on this site. I'll probably never use it, which is the point.

Sanitario666 (1:17:37 AM): The regulars on my site.
Jhoh Cable (1:20:32 AM): We're all regulars to BDR's site.
Jhoh Cable (1:20:45 AM): This is what BDR is like when he thinks no one else from clatrpos knows he's there.

Yeah, Fussbett only links to threads from there on a weekly basis. No, certainly not. This is all you bored idiots have to complain about (in your typical tee-hee old lady IM dialogues)? I referred to caltrops as my site? Wow, that's a burn. INC-level. Also:


Fussbett:

BDR, on Qt3 wrote:

The people who used to house the server for our site are a now-married couple, former OMMers from the olden days. Both are self-admittedly crazy. No, really. Anyway the guy, Senor Barborito, also served as an admin for the site, along with Entropy Stew, another ex-OMMer who coded most of the site (I just wrote content for the site, all the other guys like creativepig and Fussbett and the rest did all the heavy lifting).
Go fuck yourself, your argument or complaint or troll or whatever is null and fucking void. Oh no, I called it my site after some guys on Qt3 asked me what was up with my site (their words) and then I replied that it was our site, and that it was only mine insomuch that I wrote content for it. I'm sorry I can't be as wacky as the last admin, Fuss, but this is lame.

Sanitario666: That Qt3 thread about Caltrops is great.
Sanitario666: BDR being ever the diplomat. WHY?
ToutSuite: yeah, just read it
ToutSuite: BDR also misrepresnting the frequent anti-SB explosions
ToutSuite: #ga barely had anything to do with it
Sanitario666: Chet prodding for the real reason, and after BDR basically LIES, Chet just tells the real reason.
Sanitario666: In Chet's version he even spells out that Umberto was cheating on his wife.
Sanitario666: Which was information I only learned lately.

But it's lying when I say or don't say it, for the same reason. In fact:

BDR, on Qt3 wrote:

But oops! Due to a small miscalculation of the crazy goings on in that household, veronica (the wife) decided we sucked just too much (this is within days of converting everything to a new host, which was true, and having everything change hands over to ICJ, who owned the site but not the server), and called up our host and killed us. The why has to do with personal info being thrown about, which could have been deleted from the site, which is our policy. But SB never did, so nobody thought it was a big deal (some stuff Kthor said a long-ass time ago, which is no doubt why Chet knows, linked by somebody else). But v read the linked post and that was that. Oops, I guess it was a big deal after all.
Find the "lies." Find one. Fuck you.

In summary, the utterly predictable FIGHT THA POWAH anti-establishment jeers and derisive commentary (tucked away in passive mincing IM conversations) and histrionic ass-waving come off really diluted and pathetic when you try them on me for size. You're all boring faggots. It's time for another forced Zseni Cock-Envy Diatribe that doesn't go two posts without bringing me up somehow; it's now time for INC to remind me that my roommate tried to suck my cock, because nobody knows that yet; it's now time for Creexul to reply hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha because he's in ketoacidosis from being locked in his room too long; it's now time for Fussbett to start up another masterful IM log about it all, being sure to comment on my RAGING PSYCHO CRAZY response to all your mediocrity, because the atoring quarter-note dipshits clogging This Site That Is In No Legal Binding Way My Possession Or Responsibility are no doubt dying for it. I'll start:

Tewt: Hahahahaha BDR's going nuts.
Frsbt: It sure doesn't take much. He's easier than SB.
Jawfuarcroutonbcelabd: ICJ bought the site, BDR bought the crazy.
Tewt: Hahahaha
Frsbt: Hahahaha
Crxxelclblealnohj: Hahahahaha

Be sure to post it here. A nation of morons are counting on you.

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This is my site. by Bill Dungsroman 07/26/2004, 6:17pm PDT NEW
    He doesn't have admin acces, does he, ICJ? by Zseni 07/26/2004, 6:27pm PDT NEW
        OH SLAM by Zseni-appreciator 07/26/2004, 6:40pm PDT NEW
        Nice way to really just throw your hands up and concede defeat. by PUSSY! 07/26/2004, 8:13pm PDT NEW
        Oh, but tell her HOW LONG I've had it. by Bill Dungsroman 07/26/2004, 8:39pm PDT NEW
            Re: Oh, but tell her HOW LONG I've had it. by Zseni 07/26/2004, 9:03pm PDT NEW
                Jesus Christ this infighting is BORING. by New Guy 07/26/2004, 9:39pm PDT NEW
                Re: Oh, but tell her HOW LONG I've had it. by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 2:59pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Oh, but tell her HOW LONG I've had it. by Zseni 07/27/2004, 7:38pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Oh, but tell her HOW LONG I've had it. by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 11:08pm PDT NEW
        Did you mean: access? NT by Google 07/26/2004, 9:02pm PDT NEW
        Re: He doesn't have admin acces, does he, ICJ? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/27/2004, 2:04pm PDT NEW
    I WANNA HEAR YOU GO EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA FUCKIN CRAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY NT by OZZY 07/26/2004, 6:51pm PDT NEW
    This is unforgivably like the rest of the Internet. NT by Worm 07/26/2004, 7:17pm PDT NEW
    Leave me out of this NT by Jawfuarcroutonbcelabd 07/26/2004, 10:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: This is my site. by laudablepuss 07/27/2004, 3:25am PDT NEW
        Re: This is my site. by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 9:41am PDT NEW
    Whoa! Too much jerky going down the old gullet there, Rambo NT by K. Thor Jensen 07/27/2004, 8:27am PDT NEW
        Are you saying BDR might be a little bit... crazy? by I need clarification 07/27/2004, 10:25am PDT NEW
            You'd be crazy *not* to eat that much jerky NT by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 10:41am PDT NEW
                I bought the jerky with the crazy. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                    In bulk? Over the internet? by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 6:48pm PDT NEW
                        FAGS NT by Zseni 07/27/2004, 7:01pm PDT NEW
                            MY BALLS ARE HIGH ART NT by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 8:17pm PDT NEW
        Come on, ktj, I couldn't possibly be too manly for you. by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 12:22pm PDT NEW
    Unfunny and paranoid. NT by Kenny Log-ins 07/27/2004, 10:30am PDT NEW
        I have one on you then, sport. by Bill Logsroman 07/27/2004, 12:24pm PDT NEW
            Yes, crazy +1. Like sko goddamned parasite jumping from poster to poster. NT by Kenny Log-ins 07/27/2004, 1:20pm PDT NEW
                You are free to make sense at any time. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 2:31pm PDT NEW
        Wrong! NT by the McLAUGHALUGHAG-lin group 07/27/2004, 1:20pm PDT NEW
            FAG NTNYTNTYTYRUTT NT by Kenny Log-ins 07/27/2004, 1:21pm PDT NEW
    Re: This is my site. by wherever 07/27/2004, 1:13pm PDT NEW
    Say my name three times into the mirror... by Fussbett 07/27/2004, 3:16pm PDT NEW
        Parenthetical update by Ray of Light 07/27/2004, 3:48pm PDT NEW
        Re: Say my name three times into the mirror... by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 4:16pm PDT NEW
            Re: Say my name three times into the mirror... by Fussbett 07/27/2004, 5:36pm PDT NEW
                Re: Say my name three times into the mirror... by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 6:07pm PDT NEW
                    Your post was extremely confusing. by Fussbett 07/27/2004, 7:55pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Your post was extremely confusing. by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 10:52pm PDT NEW
                            FUCK YOU NT by Fussbett 07/28/2004, 2:30pm PDT NEW
        Re: Say my name three times into the mirror... by corax 07/28/2004, 1:30am PDT NEW
            Methinks either V did prowl... by Hobo 07/28/2004, 1:46am PDT NEW
    This site is my site, this site is your site by She blinded me with science 07/27/2004, 3:25pm PDT NEW
        Confidential to She blinded me with science by Chillum 07/27/2004, 4:15pm PDT NEW
            Thank you, Chillum. by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 4:47pm PDT NEW
                Re: Thank you, Chillum. by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 5:07pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Thank you, Chillum. by wherever 07/27/2004, 5:12pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Thank you, Chillum. by Bill Dungsroman 07/27/2004, 6:00pm PDT NEW
                            Christ, write a few MORE posts about me. :( NT by I need clarification 07/27/2004, 6:44pm PDT NEW
            Chillum was an okay guy, I guess NT by Shredder 04/14/2014, 11:44pm PDT NEW
    So, anything going on with anyone else? by I need clarification 07/27/2004, 8:08pm PDT NEW
        Re: So, anything going on with anyone else? by K. Thor Jensen 07/28/2004, 8:08am PDT NEW
            Get a real job and stop drawing SHITTY comics. by If you were talented you'd... 07/28/2004, 10:26am PDT NEW
                Kthor by What're these fields for again? 07/28/2004, 11:46am PDT NEW
                    Least I've a few grand in the bank, biiiiiitch. NT by Snarf 07/28/2004, 12:18pm PDT NEW
                        Ooh, two grand! I don't think that came off as well as you think it did. NT by Jay Schilling 07/28/2004, 12:27pm PDT NEW
                            Unmentioned: he's only twenty-SIX. NT by Fussbett 07/28/2004, 2:28pm PDT NEW
                                So this means he's graduated college with a Master's by now? NT by Hmm? 07/28/2004, 2:37pm PDT NEW
                        Awesome, new stalker by Kthor 07/28/2004, 2:48pm PDT NEW
                    Least I've a few grand in the bank, biiiiiitch. NT by Snarf 07/28/2004, 12:19pm PDT NEW
                        Use it to buy a new browser, clickboy. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/28/2004, 5:46pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Use it to buy a new browser, clickboy. NT by OH SLAM Guy 07/28/2004, 5:52pm PDT NEW
    Sorry, I was delayed. by lliB 08/05/2004, 4:48pm PDT NEW
        Tell us what you think of a caltrops-cum-wikipedia in oh, two weeks or so NT by Bill Dungsroman 08/05/2004, 5:45pm PDT NEW
            Hahaha, cum. NT by The Joosh 08/05/2004, 8:49pm PDT NEW
            Will that be "your site" too? Let me know on Quarter to Three NT by lliB 08/10/2004, 10:48am PDT NEW
 
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