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by Jerry Whorebach 02/25/2008, 8:17am PST |
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20. “Rock the Casbah,” by The Clash.
After 9/11, American radio stations were urged not to play this 1982 song, one of the biggest hits by a seminal punk band, because it was seen as too provocative. Meanwhile, British Forces Broadcasting Service (the radio station for British troops serving in Iraq) has said that this is one of its most requested tunes.
British troops: too literal?
15. “I Fought the Law,” by The Crickets.
The original law-and-order classic, made famous in 1965 by The Bobby Fuller Four and covered by just about everyone since then.
"I needed money cuz I had none." BAD reason to break the law.
22. “Red Barchetta,” by Rush.
In a time of “the Motor Law,” presumably legislated by green extremists, the singer describes family reunion and the thrill of driving a fast car — an act that is his “weekly crime.”
"My uncle gave me a Ferrari." GOOD reason to break the law.
43. “Wonderful,” by Everclear.
A child’s take on divorce: “I don’t wanna hear you say / That I will understand someday / No, no, no, no / I don’t wanna hear you say / You both have grown in a different way / No, no, no, no / I don’t wanna meet your friends / And I don’t wanna start over again / I just want my life to be the same / Just like it used to be.”
How to make your song appeal to conservatives: write it from the perspective of a -- nah, that one's too easy.
46. “Wind of Change,” by The Scorpions. Scorpions - Box of Scorpions - Wind of Change
A German hard-rock group’s optimistic power ballad about the end of the Cold War and national reunification: “The world is closing in / Did you ever think / That we could be so close, like brothers / The future’s in the air / I can feel it everywhere / Blowing with the wind of change.”
I don't know what reunified Germany has cooking, but you can bet it's not going to be kosher :( |
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The 50 best conservative songs. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/25/2008, 7:43am PST 
Re: The 50 best conservative songs. by Jerry Whorebach 02/25/2008, 8:17am PST 
Re: The 50 best conservative songs. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/25/2008, 8:24am PST 
OK! Replace with #38 - "I Can't Drive (55)" by Hagar and the Horribles NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/25/2008, 8:35am PST 
Re: The 50 best conservative songs. by Furcifer 02/25/2008, 9:16pm PST 
Re: The 50 best conservative songs. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/25/2008, 11:26pm PST 
the trees is in there by Grumah 02/26/2008, 5:25am PST 
no sex or anything before marriage :( by Grumah 02/25/2008, 8:54am PST 
You're a walking, talking, welfare-collecting justification for - ah, forget it. NT by Again, too easy :( 02/25/2008, 9:12am PST 
If it is too easy it shouldn't be done. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/25/2008, 9:16am PST 
justification for... bdr failing at medical school breaking up his potential mar NT by Grumah 02/25/2008, 3:17pm PST 
He decided he didn't want to be very successful and make money. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/25/2008, 9:08pm PST 
The Kinks weren't into sex before marriage were they? NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/25/2008, 9:16am PST 
but it was into THEM NT by Grumah 02/25/2008, 3:16pm PST 
Bodies is the musical equivalent of a dead fetus picture, so ANTI-ABORTION ANTHE by worM 02/25/2008, 10:15pm PST 
Having your entire "movement" composed of douchebags and retards? by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/25/2008, 10:29pm PST 
Aside from the Sex Pistols themselves. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/25/2008, 11:27pm PST 
We all know you already googled the interview where he says it's not anti-aborti NT by Worm 02/26/2008, 6:40am PST 
you have been trolled in music form by Grumah 02/26/2008, 5:31am PST 
26 - Infantacide NT by Worm 02/26/2008, 6:39am PST 
Ranchous Brothers - Put it in Bare NT by Worm 02/26/2008, 6:41am PST 
Okay thanks wrom. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/26/2008, 7:38am PST 
Abortion is the ultimate anti-abortion statement, so they count either way. NT by Worm 02/26/2008, 7:45am PST 
So much insight, can one thread contain it WHO CARES. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/26/2008, 9:03am PST 
Pulling a 5lb+ tumour out of a lady is always gross, even if it don't have eyes. NT by (Hair and teeth are more common.) 02/26/2008, 1:58am PST 
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