Forum Overview :: Are Games Art?
 
No, they aren't. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/29/2008, 5:37pm PST
(5:03:39 PM) Kered Cloudsong: http://www.educationalsimulations.com/
(5:03:48 PM) Kered Cloudsong: free trial
(5:04:03 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I have to fill out all this shit? :(
(5:04:07 PM) Kered Cloudsong: i have a new baby brother named mthinklulu
(5:04:10 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They want me to fill out my home address and shit?
(5:04:12 PM) Kered Cloudsong: i just filled out durp durp dorp dorp
(5:04:17 PM) Kered Cloudsong: beverley hills 90210
(5:04:21 PM) Kered Cloudsong: 21 dorp street
(5:05:04 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Okay. :(

(5:06:48 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Okay my parents have named me Rasuna Djojohadiksumo.
(5:06:57 PM) Juh-howh Cable: For real it says that and I'm not making that up as a joke. :(
(5:07:04 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Even though that name, clearly, is a joke.
(5:07:08 PM) Kered Cloudsong: hahaha
(5:07:11 PM) Kered Cloudsong: where did you get DUMEPD
(5:07:13 PM) Kered Cloudsong: dumped :-(
(5:07:32 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Indonesia.
(5:08:16 PM) Kered Cloudsong: i skipped two years of school for being intelligent
(5:08:55 PM) Kered Cloudsong: on the other hand my whole family has fucking measles and flatworms

(5:10:19 PM) Kered Cloudsong: oh darn my brother has whip worm
(5:10:21 PM) Juh-howh Cable: A major fire has hit Indonesia. 5 people have died and 1,100,000 others have been injured.
(5:10:47 PM) Juh-howh Cable: My sister Dwiana has come down with ascariasis (roundworms).
(5:10:58 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Father has hookworms.
(5:11:04 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Whoever designed this game must have a worms fetish.

(5:11:20 PM) Kered Cloudsong: i met a boy DID NOT GET INVOLVED ~__~
(5:12:13 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Met a new boy I like very much, named Saleh Ismuha.
Rejected by Saleh Ismuha.
(5:12:23 PM) Kered Cloudsong: hahaha

(5:15:39 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Began work as a salesperson.
Decided to look for a job.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Sentenced to a year in prison.
(5:15:48 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Get up stand up.
(5:15:50 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Stand up for your rights.
(5:18:08 PM) Juh-howh Cable: 29 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Sentenced to 4 years in prison.

(5:21:16 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Decided not to give money to charity.
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
(5:21:28 PM) Juh-howh Cable: THEY DID SHOVE LIKE 5 NIGHTSTICKS UP MY ASS THOUGH
(5:24:03 PM) Juh-howh Cable: My sister Dwiana has died at age 69 from a heart attack.
(5:24:08 PM) Juh-howh Cable: 69 ha ha ha ha
(5:24:48 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
75 years old
Died at age 75 from diabetes.
(5:40:16 PM) Kered Cloudsong: HAHAHAH
(5:40:21 PM) Kered Cloudsong: this game is awesome

Butrentray (5:37:03 PM): we're a family of drift racers
Kered Cloudsong (5:39:09 PM): yay i got my girlfriend pregnant at 16
Kered Cloudsong (5:39:16 PM): WOW WHAT A STUD
Butrentray (5:39:19 PM): hahaha

(5:40:45 PM) Kered Cloudsong: yeah my first character died at age 76 from an infection ~__~
(5:40:54 PM) Kered Cloudsong: i'm playing an irish boy now
(5:41:57 PM) Juh-howh Cable: SHE GOT CUMGUT FROM SO MUCH SPERM
(5:42:39 PM) Juh-howh Cable: My parents have named me Shah. My surname is Shahid Mahmood.
(5:42:45 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Shah Shahid Mahmood.
(5:42:55 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Family named by fuckin cows or something.

OKAY I SHOULD'VE COME UP WITH A BETTER JOKE TO MAKE FUN OF THAT (RIDICULOUS) NAME, I OWE IT TO YOU, THE LIVEJOURNAL READER

(5:43:14 PM) Juh-howh Cable: 1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.
(5:44:07 PM) Juh-howh Cable: A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 832 people have died and 60,000,000 others have been affected.
(5:44:09 PM) Juh-howh Cable: A SHITHOLE
(5:44:14 PM) Juh-howh Cable: 60,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(5:47:27 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Tortured by security police.
Released by security police.
(5:47:34 PM) Juh-howh Cable: OH GOD THEY'RE SHOVING THINGS UP MY ASS
(5:47:43 PM) Juh-howh Cable: TRYING NOT TO LIKE IT HRRRRRN
(5:48:16 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Tortured by security police.
Released by security police.
(5:48:18 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Again.
(5:48:26 PM) Kered Cloudsong: hahaha :-(
(5:48:27 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They're just brutalizing my ass in this life.
(5:48:36 PM) Kered Cloudsong: where is this happening? ^_^
(5:48:39 PM) Juh-howh Cable: This was the capper on my year.
(5:48:46 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Bangladesh.
(5:48:52 PM) Kered Cloudsong: haha

(5:50:51 PM) Juh-howh Cable: In these shitty mid east countries when it asks if you would like to become romantic with someone and they say no there should be an option to cut their hands off or something.
(5:51:25 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
(5:51:29 PM) Juh-howh Cable: No ass pounding this time
(5:52:43 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Lost my job due to my political activities.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
(5:52:46 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They got me fired this time.

(5:54:03 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I always pick political activism as a hobby, but whenever it asks if I want to donate to charity I say no because I'm a total hypocrite.
(5:54:22 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Limousine liberal.
(5:55:21 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Ranting about global warming but flying my private jet around on my speaking tour.
(5:56:06 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I wonder if you could end up as a Canadian and become rich in this game, and it instantly moves you to America.
(5:56:19 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT MUCH IN SOCIALIZED MEDICINE
(5:56:28 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I HAVE TO HOST THE DAILY SHOW HERE SORRY

(5:56:51 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.
(5:57:01 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I have come to expect this in life. ;-;
(5:57:17 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.
(5:57:21 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Lawl one year later they do it again.
(5:57:26 PM) Juh-howh Cable: After my father dies of a heart attack. ;-;
(5:58:38 PM) Juh-howh Cable: 60 years old
I died from an infection.
(5:58:44 PM) Juh-howh Cable: From a "weakened condition."
(5:58:53 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Probably from being tortured a billion times by the police.
(5:58:58 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They knew me by name eventually.
(5:59:06 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Shoving cattle prods up my ass and all that.
(5:59:11 PM) Juh-howh Cable: SO WHO DO YOU LIKE IN THE BIG GAME THIS WEEKEND
(5:59:16 PM) Juh-howh Cable: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY ASS
(6:01:51 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I can design a person.
(6:02:02 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I will make a Canadian female named Amanda [last name deleted so you don't find her in real life and kill her by puncturing any specific arteries like the ones that are just below the head somewhere].
(6:02:04 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Happiness: 0
(6:02:09 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Intelligence: 0
(6:02:14 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Appearance: 100
(6:02:20 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Endurance: 82
(6:02:29 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Local city or town: Victoria
(6:02:43 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Strength: 100 (bull dyke)
(6:03:06 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Athletic: 100 (she can get fucked so good that she can crawl within the 3 days)
(6:03:23 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Jso says THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE! ^_^
(6:03:35 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Musical: 0 (because she's a girl)
(6:03:38 PM) Kered Cloudsong: intelligence 0
(6:03:50 PM) Juh-howh Cable: WE HAVE LOST INTELLIGENCE
(6:04:05 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Endurance 82.
(6:04:10 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I'm tawkin about gettin FWUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(6:23:12 PM) Juh-howh Cable: :(
(6:23:13 PM) Juh-howh Cable: High five?
(6:23:23 PM) Kered Cloudsong: :-(
(6:23:25 PM) Juh-howh Cable: :(
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No, they aren't. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/29/2008, 5:37pm PST NEW
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