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Shit just got real. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 6:41pm PST
I found out how to do counters, so now I murder every guard I see just to fight 5 or 10 more who will come running because I can do counter after counter to get instant kills out the ass. Eventually I kill so many that they just start running away and I have to chase after them yelling YOU FORGOT THE BRIEFCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, you can trample peasants on your horse all day long and it doesn't count as killing innocents, but if you grab one in town and throw them into a merchant shack and it collapses, it may count as multiple innocent civilian murders (they sure are a barely tolerable nuisance).

It is super easy to secret blade kill a guard and then have the guard right next to him not even react, except when the body is done falling to the ground, the other guard will walk over and be like HUH? even if no one else is around but you and the corpse. Then you can secret stab (or schling blade) guard 2. And then all your problems will go away just like in real life (also when they die you can eat their brains, and it will give you PAOUR o_o). You can walk up to them all slow for the stealth kill, but really if you want more fun, do a full sprint and then hit X, you'll jump right on them and knock them to the ground and stab them in the throat. If only you could do that to infants or toilets then wrom could really get into this game, but sadly no, so he won't.
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Jade's game. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 7:28am PST NEW
    Is this a SERIOUS review? Are you putting your BALLS on the LINE for this game? NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2008, 8:45am PST NEW
        Because I don't have time to read every piece of FLUFFED-UP H.R. PUFNSTUF NT by masquerading as gay journalism. 03/01/2008, 8:54am PST NEW
        Srs bsns thoughts will come later after I play it some more. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 10:40am PST NEW
    Re: Jade's game. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 11:04am PST NEW
        Finger killing guards like so many hare krishna's at the airport NT by I need clarification 03/01/2008, 11:27am PST NEW
            And then I call for help with my POLICE RADIO in my POLICE CAR. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 6:34pm PST NEW
    Shit just got real. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 6:41pm PST NEW
        Sounds more like SB's dream game by Mischief Maker 03/01/2008, 9:33pm PST NEW
            no by FABIO 03/02/2008, 4:12am PST NEW
                That every major target is a collection of collectibles is the final insult. NT by QT3's Worm 03/02/2008, 8:24am PST NEW
                    FUCK! by QT3's Worm 03/02/2008, 8:25am PST NEW
    the controls are excellent NT by Grumah 03/01/2008, 7:30pm PST NEW
    Running into a big spinning spinning double helix :( by Entropy Stew 03/01/2008, 7:59pm PST NEW
        a girl came up with that idea I BET NT by Grumah 03/01/2008, 11:38pm PST NEW
            a girl with ROJI PANTY COMPLEX NT by Entropy Stew 03/02/2008, 4:09am PST NEW
                Roji............................ panty complex. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/02/2008, 5:18am PST NEW
        Yeah I don't know if that's how genetic memory really works. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/02/2008, 5:18am PST NEW
            Re: Yeah I don't know if that's how genetic memory really works. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/02/2008, 12:07pm PST NEW
                How come she can hear the ghosts? Ear transplant? NT by I need clarification 03/02/2008, 4:28pm PST NEW
                    Because DNA >:( NT by Entropy Stew 03/03/2008, 1:59am PST NEW
            It makes more sense as the game goes on, it turns out. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 9:14am PST NEW
    I actually had to sleep on it to get the end credits to trigger. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 9:49am PST NEW
        Oh yeah. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 9:49am PST NEW
            Everybody Loves Raymond by Jerry Whorebach 03/06/2008, 2:52am PST NEW
 
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