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Any more of that and I’ll make fun of your wife. Final warning. by Quétinbec 03/02/2008, 4:33am PST
This was a serious discussion about the fears and dangers of having mixed race children, you awful son of a bitch! If you’re afraid to contribute because you’ve made such a caricature of yourself, you could've anonymously shared tender insights. You could have anonymously told us how you stayed up for hours secretly tweaking the pads of your kid’s glasses so they’d sit higher on his bridgeless nose before the pads' metal legs finally gave. How you sat staring at the broken pads for what seemed like hours before your wife interrupted and scared you half to death. How you hid the glasses and joked to her that you were masturbating to put her mind at ease. How to this day you haven’t let her know where Timmy ‘lost’ his glasses out of fear she’ll take offense to your racist tinkering.

I need clarification wrote:

Quétinbec wrote:

And apparently your wife makes money. We all respect her for that.

We do have this in common, the only difference being unlike your girlfriend, my wife doesn't make money from me.


If she had the looks to make prostitution an option, maybe then you could pat your wife on the back for becoming a lawyer. As it stands, you’ll have to keep ‘letting slip’ that she makes twice your salary or live with the doubts of strangers over your motivation in marrying her. I don’t think that even comes close to gold-digging though, so I don't know how you'd explain it. You call it settling; I'd play the fetish angle.

I feel you, though. Thankfully, my girlfriend is four hot-or-not points higher than yours, but that was no consolation to my parents, so I was always reminding them that she was an accountant to help compensate for her being Asian. I couldn’t figure out a nice way of telling her how important her being an accountant was to my parents and me, so when she resigned her job for retarded reasons, my parents threatened to take my house off me unless she left it. The lesson here is that if you don’t have an obvious reason for being with an Asian girl, then people will assume it’s because something is wrong with you, because no one believes you can love Asian girls for good reasons.
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I'm back! How's this place? Did we lose the girls? by Quétinbec 02/28/2008, 1:37am PST NEW
    Sounds like I missed... NOTHING. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2008, 2:45am PST NEW
    Another hero, fallen NT by Gang who couldn't shoot straight 02/28/2008, 12:22pm PST NEW
    This is probably not what you wanted. by Lizard_King 02/28/2008, 6:03pm PST NEW
        Can't we just say we've seen the pictures of QB and we know where the problem is NT by I need clarification 02/28/2008, 6:34pm PST NEW
            Let's be frank about INC's wife and Asian pairings in general. by Quétinbec 02/28/2008, 10:48pm PST NEW
                Re: Let's be frank about INC's wife and Asian pairings in general. by I need clarification 02/29/2008, 1:51am PST NEW
                    BDR was a great man and life's punished you for what you did to him... by Quétinbec 02/29/2008, 6:41pm PST NEW
                        No he wasn't, he still isn't, you're not, you never will be. Learn it, live it. by I need clarification 02/29/2008, 6:51pm PST NEW
                            Any more of that and I’ll make fun of your wife. Final warning. by Quétinbec 03/02/2008, 4:33am PST NEW
                                New Zealand sounds like a terrible place and has made you a terrible person. by And your parents before you. 03/02/2008, 5:14am PST NEW
                                I thought you were an inventor! Pads on glasses is the best you could do? by I need clarification 03/02/2008, 4:46pm PST NEW
                                    Sorry for my racism! I'm back and refreshed from the world's southern-most city! by Quétinbec 03/08/2008, 2:27am PST NEW
                                        Are you going to stand for that, Creexul?! NT by Fussbett 03/08/2008, 10:51am PST NEW
                                            Here's my reaction. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/08/2008, 12:27pm PST NEW
                                        "Big fucking deal" = It's hard to furiously type through the tears NT by Mischief John 03/08/2008, 11:03am PST NEW
                                        Re: Sorry for my racism! I'm back and refreshed from the world's southern-most c by I need clarification 03/08/2008, 7:39pm PST NEW
                                        Re: Sorry for my racism! by Seven-Five 03/08/2008, 9:55pm PST NEW
                                        Re: Sorry for my racism! I'm back and refreshed from the world's southern-most c by Entropy Stew 03/08/2008, 10:24pm PST NEW
                                            OKay, okay, that's enough, everyone (myself included) by I need clarification 03/08/2008, 10:32pm PST NEW
                                            I don't know what just happened but I have a boner and a copy of FFX. NT by Zsenitan 03/08/2008, 10:33pm PST NEW
                                                If it's any consolation, I don't have any idea what the fuck that meant either NT by Entropy Stew 03/08/2008, 10:42pm PST NEW
                                            Re: Sorry for my racism! I'm back and refreshed from the world's southern-most c by Quétinbec 03/09/2008, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                                                Sports! by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/09/2008, 8:57pm PDT NEW
                                                    That's not entirely true by I need clarification 03/10/2008, 12:16am PDT NEW
                                                    Psh, everyone knows the world's greatest sport is... curling, I guess :( by Jerry Whorebach 03/10/2008, 2:34am PDT NEW
                                                    by Huey Lewis and the News by Fussbett 03/10/2008, 6:18am PDT NEW
                                                    Until the 1990's, blacks were excluded from foreign teams playing South Africa. by Quétinbec 03/10/2008, 4:56pm PDT NEW
                                                        You must be kidding by USA! USA! USA! 03/10/2008, 5:19pm PDT NEW
                                                        30 white guys and their pet isn't exactly racially diverse by I need clarification 03/10/2008, 7:37pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: 30 white guys and their pet isn't exactly racially diverse by Quétinbec 03/11/2008, 1:20am PDT NEW
                                                                so you're saying that rugby players are a bunch of faggots NT by point taken 03/11/2008, 5:13pm PDT NEW
                                        Fussbett has beautiful hair! NT by I WANT TO TOUCH IT 03/10/2008, 2:16pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Any more of that and I’ll make fun of your wife. Final warning. by Souffle of Pain 03/03/2008, 6:04pm PST NEW
                    Everyone wants a piece of the BDR exit story by Ray of Light 03/03/2008, 9:28pm PST NEW
                Children of any race get most of their looks from their mother by FABIO 03/17/2008, 11:39pm PDT NEW
                    *spit take* NT by Gregor Mendel 03/18/2008, 12:13am PDT NEW
        Yeah, I'd rather be right about guns being shit. It helps me feel tough. NT by Quétinbec 02/28/2008, 10:49pm PST NEW
    Sounds familiar. You should've said THESE HITBOXES ARE BULLSHIT after missing. NT by Fussbett 02/28/2008, 6:15pm PST NEW
        COME ON! I was aiming right at it! *quits* NT by Poor sport 02/28/2008, 6:54pm PST NEW
    you are a terrible shot NT by Grumah 02/28/2008, 7:13pm PST NEW
    Get more cyber upgrade modules NT by FABIO 02/28/2008, 7:56pm PST NEW
        Go back to Quake! NT by Mischief Maker 02/28/2008, 8:08pm PST NEW
            cake 3: the reckoning NT by Grumah 02/28/2008, 11:27pm PST NEW
 
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