by Ray of Light 03/17/2008, 10:45pm PDT
Most people who get dealt a medium-rare childhood put a timezone or two between them and their roots and move on. Fair enough. McCandless mixes it up some, moving not just east or west but north and south too, then purposefully bites off more than he can chew, catches a couple bad breaks and dies.
In this video, Jake Brown is some smug asshole who gets what's coming to him. You are his canvas shoes, popping off like they were on springs the moment you hear that things turn sour. I am played by Tony Hawk.
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Man, has anyone pointed out how shitty Into the Wild is yet? by I need clarification 03/16/2008, 6:12pm PDT
PS he doesn't even get eaten by a bear at the end! (spoiler) NT by I need clarification 03/16/2008, 6:13pm PDT
We need a new sub-genre for all these "Loser dies in the great outdoors" films NT by Fortinbras 03/16/2008, 10:01pm PDT
...and totally got off on the interracial bondage angle. NT by (implied) 03/16/2008, 7:03pm PDT
In retrospect, I guess Payback pretty accurately predicted The Passion. by Jerry Whorebach 03/16/2008, 10:01pm PDT
No, they cut that out. I thought I mentioned it was basic cable (TNT)? NT by I need clarification 03/17/2008, 8:06am PDT
Re: Man, has anyone pointed out how shitty Into the Wild is yet? by Zsenitan 03/16/2008, 8:58pm PDT
Re: Man, has anyone pointed out how shitty Into the Wild is yet? by I need clarification 03/16/2008, 10:24pm PDT
Re: Man, has anyone pointed out how shitty Into the Wild is yet? by Zsenitan The Inside Man 03/17/2008, 12:18pm PDT
Re: Man, has anyone pointed out how shitty Into the Wild is yet? by sean penn 03/17/2008, 12:30am PDT
I knew education would become a burden someday NT by Grumah 03/17/2008, 12:03am PDT
Eddy Vedder you say? by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/17/2008, 11:06am PDT
INC bored by movie about putting something above wealth, watches "Payback" inste NT by Ray of Light 03/17/2008, 5:31pm PDT
I don't need to watch to watch a movie about this guy... by Mischief Maker 03/17/2008, 6:43pm PDT
I know you're anti-currency or something and he burns money in this movie! by I need clarification 03/17/2008, 7:22pm PDT
Every thread about this movie is full of people who refuse to see it by Ray of Light 03/17/2008, 8:02pm PDT
Ray of Light is a selective guy with discriminating tastes. NT by Sassy Pitchfork 03/17/2008, 8:17pm PDT
The Caltrops gestalt should not be poking fun at anyone's taste in women by Ray of Light 03/17/2008, 8:54pm PDT
Nerds. by Motherhead 03/17/2008, 9:21pm PDT
Boy someone's got a lot of anger and grudges and scores to settle. Is anyone saf NT by I need clarification 03/17/2008, 10:26pm PDT
This theater ain't big enough for you and Chris McCandless by Ray of Light 03/17/2008, 10:45pm PDT
Re: This theater ain't big enough for you and Chris McCandless by I need clarification 03/17/2008, 10:50pm PDT
changing it up: metaphor by Ray of Light 03/18/2008, 11:13am PDT
We actually "ejected it." (ejected it). by I need clarification 03/18/2008, 11:17am PDT
Wouldn't he need money to go see the movie? by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/18/2008, 11:48am PDT
The important thing is Christopher McCandless deserved to die. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/18/2008, 8:07am PDT
Everyone agrees. Thanks for that important thing. NT by Ray of Light 03/18/2008, 11:07am PDT
Keira Knightley is a strawman argument >:( NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/18/2008, 4:15am PDT
She can barely hide her scary teeth! (I'm scared of her teeth) NT by Fullofkittens 03/18/2008, 4:53am PDT
I'm double-replying, so there! by I need clarification 03/17/2008, 10:35pm PDT
It was directed by sean "this is where babies come from and this is mine" penn. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/18/2008, 12:41am PDT
if you can't rise above the concept of money you are a robber baron and you die NT by commisar clinton 03/17/2008, 8:50pm PDT
You ruined a perfectly good Jew joke by being serious about it :( NT by Siskel and Ebert 03/18/2008, 3:32am PDT
Re: Man, has anyone pointed out how shitty Into the Wild is yet? by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/18/2008, 4:07am PDT
Another example of why you see 3 Canadian travellers for every American by Quétinbec 03/19/2008, 3:47am PDT
You just don't GET IT do you? by Mature Maker 03/19/2008, 11:43am PDT
Sean Penn should stop employing filmmakers and give all his money to bums. NT by Yes I Can: The Sammy Davis Jr Story 03/19/2008, 12:16pm PDT
There's a difference? NT by *rimshot* 03/19/2008, 12:29pm PDT
I agree with QB on most of this by I need clarification 03/19/2008, 12:43pm PDT
Re: I agree with QB on most of this by Quétinbec 03/19/2008, 4:49pm PDT
Close-minded Americans should spend as much time as possible in these shitholes NT by Souffle of Pain 03/19/2008, 4:53pm PDT
What's the nomenclature for a weeaboo of southeast asia? NT by Fortinbras 03/19/2008, 5:52pm PDT
NICE! What's next, Schindlers List? by Quentin Beck 03/19/2008, 5:45pm PDT
What I'm saying is that its hard to find actually good movies in HOLLYBLOOD ANYM by Quentin Beck 03/19/2008, 5:46pm PDT
You don't even need to explain your posts. :) NT by I need clarification 03/19/2008, 6:20pm PDT
They fund plenty of good ones, like Meet the Spartans. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/20/2008, 5:28am PDT
That's quite trenchant socio-political commentary by Fortinbras 03/19/2008, 10:06pm PDT
I can't see Youtubes, so I'm guessing it says "...for me to poop on," right? NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/19/2008, 10:44pm PDT
It says "Nothing can kill the Grimace" and "Will this administration ever bring NT by the hamburglar to justice" 03/19/2008, 10:56pm PDT
Life imitates art by Erik 03/20/2008, 8:59am PDT
I believe we can use this INFO to extrapolate the personalities of sean pen and NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/20/2008, 9:33am PDT
The Girl Next Door? by Vested Id 03/20/2008, 3:01pm PDT
Imaginary Heroes NT by Erik 03/20/2008, 4:24pm PDT