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You've done a lot for me with this link by Mysterio 12/02/2004, 11:01pm PST
I'm am abit drunk but I'm also the Mysterio who talked about his wanks, and when it comes to wanks around here, I'm a big deal. Pat yourself on the crotch. I downloaded 6GB of porn last night. In 5 years of wanking on the net, I'd only amassed 2GB. There are people who'd laugh in my face if I told them that, but with your help, last night we showed them.
I wanked for 4 hours. The wanks themselves were nothing special, but the speed I downloaded the movies at.... I was shaking my head. It was such an opportunity that I almost forgave myself for wanking. How could I not wank over great flicks so readily available. It was almost like I had no choice. In between wanks I listened to Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" to help try and make sense of it. I stopped when I found I didn't have the respect to stop browsing the film list long enough to devote my complete attentiion to him. So many movies. I wanked so hard, but I couldn't keep up. I was overwhelmed. It is impossible. So many movies.
I will get over it, or get use to it, or get banned. It is the next phase but I will not change. In 20 years when I rape virtual reality school girls for the first time, it will feel similiar to how I felt last night. The world's so happy to help me act like an animal.
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Can you please link sites where free, high speed, good quality porn vids are NT by available 12/01/2004, 10:21pm PST NEW
    http://empornium.us/ NT by Empornium users, collectively 12/01/2004, 11:08pm PST NEW
        You've done a lot for me with this link by Mysterio 12/02/2004, 11:01pm PST NEW
            Re: You've done a lot for me with this link by Empornium addict 12/04/2004, 3:14pm PST NEW
                Re: You've done a lot for me with this link by Mysterio 12/05/2004, 12:46am PST NEW
                    Hey, Mysterio, have an invite? NT by Worm 01/14/2005, 4:04pm PST NEW
                Hmmm? I got in within 2 days, checking back about 3 times. Go figure. NT by Plain brown wrapper. 01/14/2005, 4:10pm PST NEW
    www.emule-project.net NT by Old Swede 12/05/2004, 2:11am PST NEW
        "High speed" on eMule = ~15kb/s by Mysterio 12/05/2004, 2:41am PST NEW
            PORNO AMATEUR HOMEMADE PAM ANDERSON LOLITA REDHEAD ILLEGAL TEEN NT by EMULE 12/05/2004, 2:50am PST NEW
            XXX SEX EX-GIRLFRIEND CAM HIDDEN BUKKAKE ROMANCE NAKED NASTY.mpg NT by EMULE 12/05/2004, 2:53am PST NEW
            EUROPEAN BABE BIKINI HOT BIZARRE YOUNG ORIENTAL HARDCORE TWAT.wmv NT by EMULE 12/05/2004, 2:54am PST NEW
            15768 MORE MATCHES NT by EMULE 12/05/2004, 2:55am PST NEW
            "low speed" on eMule = ~60kb/s by Old Swede 12/05/2004, 9:49am PST NEW
                eMule is worthless. NT by Creexul :( 01/14/2005, 5:41pm PST NEW
                    You Sir, are no scandinavian. NT by Mysterio 01/15/2005, 3:07am PST NEW
                        Don't call people sir. Not everyone's a Peanuts fan. NT by Mysterio 01/15/2005, 6:45pm PST NEW
                            Please stop posting. by Caltrop's Gestalt 01/15/2005, 7:33pm PST NEW
                                Who's Caltrop? by Mysterio 01/15/2005, 7:38pm PST NEW
                                    He's the private dick that's sex machine to all the ladies NT by Metashecky 01/15/2005, 8:05pm PST NEW
                                        THE sex machine by Metashecky 01/15/2005, 8:07pm PST NEW
                                            To all the chicks, too. NT by Creexul :( 01/15/2005, 9:59pm PST NEW
                                            Yeah, see, there's this guy who sometimes forgets to type certain words. by Mysterio 01/16/2005, 5:21pm PST NEW
                Re: "low speed" on eMule = ~60kb/s by Mysterio 04/21/2011, 1:13pm PDT NEW
                    Who says this place is dead? NT by fabio 04/21/2011, 6:43pm PDT NEW
    http://torrent.youcexx.com/index2.php NT by Zseni 12/05/2004, 5:03pm PST NEW
 
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