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Down-on-her-luck model forced to shill nerdy tech crap, dress as Cortana by bombMexico 03/24/2008, 1:20am PDT

So sad, but on to business. I tried looking at her legs while masturbating to this but then I remembered i'm not retarded and tits and all was well again. That she is a hologram and able to hold things and all the slime are only slightly offputting, i found.

I don't remember how to make pictures clickable but i can do normal links so i guess i'm ok with it.

More dumb shit from the same site, a model modeling Virtua Fighter 5, a game so adverse to being modeled it would have to be chosen at random. The girl tries to make up for the sequence of events that would lead us to this point by making a fist and scowling in every single photograph, and sometimes tucking the game into her underpants. I don't remember what the marketing campaign for the game was like but this is probably better in every way imaginable. I'm halfway out the door to Best Buy to purchase this to see if it lives up to everything the hype promises (fist shaking anger, loving it so much it needs to go in my pants).

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Down-on-her-luck model forced to shill nerdy tech crap, dress as Cortana by bombMexico 03/24/2008, 1:20am PDT NEW
    I have that same joystick, except mine is white. I'm looking at it right now. NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/24/2008, 7:55am PDT NEW
    I am gripping my rock hard [sympathy] while moaning NT by Grumah 03/24/2008, 8:11am PDT NEW
    btw it isn't slime (you are so dumb you didn't know) by Grumah 03/24/2008, 8:13am PDT NEW
 
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