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by mark 04/04/2008, 2:27pm PDT

Jerry Whorebach wrote:

The burden will fall on those honest, God-fearing, truck-driving rednecks of Northern Alberta to defend our oilsands from Soviet depredation, even without the support of our traitorous, low-key prime minister. Or so says Tom Clancy, the world's foremost expert on whoring out the name Tom Clancy, in his new novel, Tom Clancy's EndWar (by David Michaels). This reporter would be downright livid, if only he weren't such a milquetoast fellow.

I, for one, am not going to stand for this! I say we go back to calling them French fries in protest! Who's with me? (*crickets*)

Last year when I lived in OILSYLVANIA (Alberta), I was in town for the Calgary Stampede. Approximately 70% of the city spends those two weeks hiding from the drunken, enraged 30%. Since last year's slogan was "ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUGH TO WEAR PINK?" (buying pink cowboy shit gave money to fight breast cancer) every half-wit in a Stetson had a reason to attack passers-by -- just by looking at his clothes you were calling him a fag.

Clearly, these are a people that love to fight. In fact, it was the only work I actually saw anyone do.

WWIII will be fought over Alberta. Canada will, of course, remain neutral. by Jerry Whorebach 03/23/2008, 1:52pm PDT NEW

WOOOOOOOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES (and maple syrup) NT by Fortinbras 03/23/2008, 2:39pm PDT NEW

I, for one, am thrilled. by mark 04/04/2008, 2:27pm PDT NEW