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by Fortinbras 04/06/2008, 1:38pm PDT |
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There's an assassination agency you can hook up with that will apparently only accept you if you've raised your STREET CRED by PICKING UP COCONUTS FROM PALM TREES. A strong work ethic is more important than having the chutzpah to slaughter 250 fucking guys and then hack off your target's limbs, following through with a decapitation to them The minor agency will assign you jobs like "Kill 15 of the Crazy 88's in three minutes in some generic parking lot". Funny thing is the bounty per head is about the same as you could get just hauling coconuts for the loser near the harbor. Suda51 is a genius, I didn't even realize I wanted commentary on the state of the American economy and the exchange rate of the dollar in my games until this point! Afterwards I felt warm and fuzzy for an hour. |
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