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Re: Getting a hot chick without pants to come over to your place by Quétinbec 04/07/2008, 7:06pm PDT
the easy part wrote:

Hard part: actually getting to look at her ass


The hard part for me is getting her to look at my ass (it's hairy).

The hypothetical guy in this ad is a stupid pervert. Anyone with more than a decade's wank experience can see that the girl has average legs but great tits, so the beer should have been on the top shelf forcing her to go on her tip toes (so you're not losing out on the legs) in between jumping so that her tits also jiggle deliciously! He'd also be feeling superior to her too because she'd be so pathetic and helpless. It would work on more levels. Put the beer on the top shelf.


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I BETTER GET THIS IF I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I AM COOL by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/29/2008, 8:51pm PDT NEW
    I thought it was because that bottom shelf has the highest clearance, allowing by bottles to be stored upright. 03/31/2008, 8:23am PDT NEW
        why is she on her toes NT by Grumah 03/31/2008, 8:36am PDT NEW
            She is on her toes to give her calves shape. Do you know nothing about legs? NT by Quétinbec 04/03/2008, 11:37pm PDT NEW
                No. :( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/04/2008, 3:53am PDT NEW
                which is why I mentioned the part about high heels, way to fail basic cognition NT by Grumah 04/07/2008, 9:54am PDT NEW
        Aside from the top right. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/31/2008, 8:45am PDT NEW
    Getting a hot chick without pants to come over to your place by the easy part 04/07/2008, 2:34am PDT NEW
        The subtext is, she's your cousin. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/07/2008, 4:47am PDT NEW
            MY HEART IS WARM LIKE THE BULLET IN BEAUTIFUL COUSIN'S CHEST NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 9:53am PDT NEW
        Re: Getting a hot chick without pants to come over to your place by Quétinbec 04/07/2008, 7:06pm PDT NEW
 
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