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That terrible final level had exactly one good moment... [SPOILERS!] by Jerry Whorebach 04/16/2008, 5:12pm PDT
When one of those demonic Phillipino stick-fighters started his ridiculously long and intricate mo-capped wind-up animation, and I filled him full of lead with my M3A1 "Grease Gun" like sko latter-day Indiana Jones. But yeah, losing your flashlight sucks, losing your taser sucks, and wandering around some stupid fat guy farm where they grow vast fields of fat guys, in the dark, with nothing but a burning two-by-four REALLY sucks. Oh, and this is a little thing, but all the tire tracks on that one dirt road contain perfect unblemished tread patterns, which makes them look more like those non-slip metal floorplates you see on heavy machinery.

Does Jason Hall get bored of making the game and make the final "EPIC" battle a steel cage match in a shitty greenhouse where you have to pound like 16 fucking fat guys to death while choking down pills faster than an aspiring Hollywood actor while the BIG BAD MAIN demon jacks off with glee from a nearby inaccessible position? Because that's where I fucking stopped playing, ending be damned.


That's not a bad place to stop playing. The fight with the big bad is really easy and anticlimactic after that, at least if you pick up the fireaxe that one of the "addicts" (bondage zombies) drops. Then the ending is just Rosa telling you in some diner "I guess we'll never know the real truth about what happened, maybe if you'd found some more dead birds..." which I guess is Jason Hall's idea of a joke, because she says it even if you found every goddamn dead bird in the game (like I did).

What's your gamertag? I don't see a "Fortinbras" in my friends list and I'd like to remedy that.
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Fans of bum fights, and bums will agree that the fighting is much better now. by Worm 04/15/2008, 11:10pm PDT NEW
    Fuck this shit, when are we getting your rebuttal to The Club? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/16/2008, 12:12am PDT NEW
        My issue wasn't so much The Club as it was Kieron Gillen. by Worm 04/16/2008, 6:59am PDT NEW
            Hey, lighten up, we're all just having fun here. *BANS YOU* by Tom Chick 04/16/2008, 7:50am PDT NEW
                I wonder who this could be. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 8:21am PDT NEW
            Re: My issue wasn't so much The Club as it was Kieron Gillen. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/16/2008, 10:03am PDT NEW
                The Club doesn't need a review. by Worm 04/16/2008, 10:26am PDT NEW
                    Why can't you REPUBLICRATS just figure out that WAR IS WRONG even virtually!111! by Fortinbras :( 04/16/2008, 10:35am PDT NEW
                Re: My issue wasn't so much The Club as it was Kieron Gillen. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 10:49am PDT NEW
                    I'll buffer this one with eight pages of funny The Club pictures from 4chan by Worm 04/16/2008, 10:50am PDT NEW
                        Wait, I have a really great idea. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 11:07am PDT NEW
                            Well don't bother now wrom. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 1:28pm PDT NEW
                                That was actually a pretty good review by Fortinbras 04/16/2008, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                                    Yeah that yazy guy is stupid or something it's crazy (m4a format). NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 1:54pm PDT NEW
                                    That terrible final level had exactly one good moment... [SPOILERS!] by Jerry Whorebach 04/16/2008, 5:12pm PDT NEW
                                What was I even hypothetically reviewing again? by Worm 04/16/2008, 2:02pm PDT NEW
                                    NOTHING EVER AGAIN PLEASE NT by CALTROPS WITH BATED BREATH 04/16/2008, 2:14pm PDT NEW
                                        Worm is one of my most trusted names in game reviews (embarassing, but true) NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/16/2008, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Wait, I have a really great idea. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/16/2008, 2:59pm PDT NEW
                    Re: My issue wasn't so much The Club as it was Kieron Gillen. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/16/2008, 2:26pm PDT NEW
                        He tried to write a HL2 review, I counted that one. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 6:07pm PDT NEW
                            I think my Caltrops worth is justified in your great "I HATE WORM" posts. by Worm 04/16/2008, 6:35pm PDT NEW
                                Interestingly enough in Condemned 2 I have to run from a giant grizzly bear. by Worm 04/16/2008, 6:42pm PDT NEW
    Jason MAUL still won't let you tuck your gat into your waistband? NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/16/2008, 1:44am PDT NEW
        You pick up a weapon and you are stuck weaver stance until you drop it. by Worm 04/16/2008, 6:41am PDT NEW
            Queries regarding this VIDEO GAME THING by Fortinbras 04/16/2008, 10:41am PDT NEW
 
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