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Siskel and Ebert wrote:
Trivia: both the actor and the voice-over artist had guest shots on Sex and the City! You can be the talk of Trivia Night with fascinating factoids like this.
"We were all having lunch at an exclusive New York Bistro that I could totally afford since my job consists entirely of typing diary entries into a laptop at the end of the day and publishing them."
All of Them Simultaneously: Can you believe we're women, yet we enjoy sex?
Kim Cattrall: I like to have sex all of the time!
Black-Haired one: I like to have sex, but I'd also like to get married!
Red-Haired one: I would like to have sex, but I'm such a fucking psycho I rarely get the opportunity!
The Nose: And my sex drive is juuuust right!
All of Them: So tell us about your new boyfriend, Max!
Kim Cattrall: Is he good in bed?
Black-Haired one: Are you going to marry him?
Red-Haired one: Is he a total Schmuck?
The Nose: Well he's definitely more exciting than some of the guys I've dated. Still, he doesn't have Mr. Big's knack for canceling a dinner date, giving me something to mope about the entire episode, then managing to show up at the very end and seem like prince charming just by returning things to the status quo. But here comes Max right now, you can judge for yourself!
Kim Cattrall: Is that a Beretta in his pocket, or is he just happy to see you?
Black-Haired one: He looks so nice, I can't believe he isn't married with kids by now.
Red-Haired one: Is he wearing a Hawaiian Shirt under that jacket? And why is he squinting like that?
Max Payne: Sorry I'm late. Traffic was murder.
"Just when things were starting to go well, all hell broke loose in a New York minute."
The restaurant is suddenly raked with gunfire. Max knocks the table over and dives behind with the girls.
Kim Cattrall: Who could it be... Gasp!
Black Haired one: I don't know how, but they found us!
Red Haired one: Motherfucker!
The Nose: It's the Golden Girls!
Bea Arthur: That's right, bitch! You stole our schtick and we want it back!
So the rest of the episode was an awesome john-woo bullet time fight scene followed by the girls giving Max Payne a sexy reward. It was the best episode ever! |
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Max Payne: The Movie: PHOTOS FROM THE SET! by Fussbett 04/25/2008, 1:51pm PDT 
ROSEBUD? NT by I'm good at Sudoku too 04/25/2008, 8:23pm PDT 
Gland Rock? NT by MM 04/25/2008, 9:07pm PDT 
Fussbett's making no sense by bombMexico 04/25/2008, 11:17pm PDT 
Re: Max Payne: The Movie: PHOTOS FROM THE SET! by Last 04/26/2008, 1:09pm PDT 
Mark Wahlberg as Max Payne =( NT by Quentin Beck 04/26/2008, 2:00pm PDT 
Hey man, don't judge Wahlberg until you see his squint. NT by Fussbett 04/26/2008, 4:34pm PDT 
Why not use the actual actor playing him in Max Payne 2? NT by FABIO 04/26/2008, 9:15pm PDT 
He was just a model. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/26/2008, 9:48pm PDT 
He's an actor by Siskel and Ebert 04/27/2008, 12:32am PDT 
But the important part was Jhoh being totally wrong on both accounts NT by FABIO 04/27/2008, 2:20am PDT 
"Both" meaning what? NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/27/2008, 6:36am PDT 
I saw that episode! by Mischief Maker 04/27/2008, 8:37am PDT 
It was okay until you got to the dumb stuff (Max, Golden Girls) NT by I need clarification 04/27/2008, 12:39pm PDT 
outragoues women's taboo breaking programming by FABIO 04/27/2008, 4:20pm PDT 
Marky Mark was DA BOMB in Four Bruddas NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/27/2008, 3:57am PDT 
Mila Kunis as the skirt. =) NT by Fullofkittens 04/27/2008, 9:10am PDT 
Yeah, hot, but wasn't Mona Sax middle aged? by Quentin Beck 04/27/2008, 1:49pm PDT 
Modeling women is an inexact science. NT by Fussbett 04/27/2008, 2:09pm PDT 
cold steel? by Grumah 04/27/2008, 12:34pm PDT 
Internet reactions by Fussbett 05/21/2008, 9:12am PDT 
norse myth in a modern time film noir video game, TOO DEEP FOR MOVIE FANS NT by Grumah 05/21/2008, 11:30am PDT 
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JboQmDIdKWs NT by Quentin Beck 07/10/2008, 1:16pm PDT 
Okay hm. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2008, 1:42pm PDT 
Flying demons? What? NT by FABIO 07/11/2008, 11:05am PDT 
The flesh of fallen angels. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/11/2008, 11:27am PDT 
I don't think that was a metaphor for Constantine NT by FABIO 07/12/2008, 3:46am PDT 
The Wire's Marlo! by Tricknology 07/11/2008, 9:27pm PDT 
I'm outside m comfort zone with the casting. by Fullofkittens 07/12/2008, 7:10am PDT 
Re: I'm outside m comfort zone with the casting. by Choson 07/12/2008, 10:06am PDT 
Should be Lena Olin and, I don't know, Gary Oldman or someone. by Jerry Whorebach 07/12/2008, 11:22pm PDT 
Not work safe pic. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/12/2008, 11:32pm PDT 
Shit! Did jsoh see it? Is he handling it okay? NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/13/2008, 2:13am PDT 
He's "handling it," alright. NT by I need clarification 07/13/2008, 2:28am PDT 
*high fives* NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/13/2008, 3:04am PDT 
Okay hm. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/13/2008, 3:29am PDT 
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