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Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 3:33am PDT
Zseni wrote:

Entropy Stew wrote:

Zseni wrote:

Entropy Stew wrote:

Zseni wrote:

conflictNo wrote:

If I wanted to start a Gramin Bank-style cooperative for men to increase their buying power to purchase MORE MORE MORE beef jerky, I could. I wouldn't have to answer to anyone.

cNo

This was exactly the sort of answer that should have been handed to me the instant I brought the whole jerky mess up. Adroit, direct, simple, funny, and I can't think of any way to answer it without sounding like a total sissy girl.


Instead, Ray! by took the match by comedic attrition. How droll.

-/ES/-

You're a hard guy to criticize because I don't know whether your comedy, manliness, or judgment is more suspect.


My comedy, easily. In the other two departments, I am Solomon bisecting babies with my enormous wang.

I like how you just wrote off your authority in everything except considering your own jokes funny. YOU'RE STILL THE BOSS OF THAT ONE, ALL RIGHT.


What?

I mean I could go for the cheap shot, like "Anna Nicole Smith called; she wants her hair, meds, and unemployment checks back!"


She says you can keep the fatbody.

Aren't you a little stoned and poor to be making fat jokes?


No.

Maybe you should go back to talking about how horribly put upon you are.


I spend more on faggot coffee in a day than you do on hostess products in a week.

Barbie could sympathize with you!


Yes, Lance Armstrong is a regular font of sympathy. Float him on his back in a pool and he'd point north.

But that's so obvious. I'd rather just say it and then claim I'm too classy to actually mean it.


But you didn't, because bull dykes rarely dress themselves up in anything more than flannel.

I understand I'm at least fifty times the man you are


By volume

and that you're bitter


Parkay

and nervous about that fact;


Anyone who can jump double dutch with her own tits scares the living shit out of me.

nevertheless I do enjoy an elegant wardrobe containing fabrics of many types


Red, black.

and nationalities.


Canadian.

Because I'm


Fat, queer

steadily


Then why do you wobble so, even at rest?

employed


Glad to hear your connections in Moria came through.

and


Fat.

not poor.


I've been employed for ages, you ignorant flap.

You know, Nietzche was a closet case who suffered terribly from indigestion to the point that it caused insomnia, and his dreadful eyesight coupled with his tiny handwriting and compulsive writing habit left him with crushing perpetual headaches. That's you! You can't stop writing even when everything you put down is painfully gay.


That metphor was as loose as V and half as coherent. I can't stop writing? 60% of the forum wordcount right now is you iteratively losing an argument about jerky.

V was always very coherent. She was a crazy fucking slut, but it was crazy as in RAGE ATTACK and not crazy as in, you know, posting hundreds of dullwitted incoherent messages like WHAT IS THIS FUCKIN MESS IN HERE? CATTLEBIRDS AGAIN. That niche was yours to fill and you did so very well.


No, her coherently crazy attack didn't result in an exponential increase in "V fucked Umberto" postings at all. It was a brilliant tactical decision.

60% of the forum wordcount right now is Ray fanboys clutching their red little cocks and marching down Rants while singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead.


No, they're wondering why you've kept going PCP addict style after being shot in the chest 6 times.

Note that aside from INC and myself, everyone with an IQ over 90 is avoiding this joint like the plague.


Take a hint; maybe you should too.

You like to think it's my well-reasoned and subtly hilarious posts that are to blame, but I think it's the masturbating midgets. Tomayto, tomahto.


Stroke self, villify others for same. And in one sentence, no less!

Even in your incessant self-mythologizing you're just like that - virginal, jobless, desperate for human contact, and constantly suffering - except without the genius.


Self-mythologizing? I'm not the egomaniac trying to save the world one yaoi fantasy at a time.

My egomania has never been qualitatively established.


Right, and my dick has never been quantitatively measured.

I understand you suffer from both your share and mine of clinically diagnosed mental illnesses, however.


True enough. I've got love in my tummy.

But hey, I'm comically healthy and due at work in a few hours to help make America better.


You're doing a shitty job of it.

I may not be funny, ES, but I don't have to be funny when I'm right.


I'd have kept my mouth shut if you were either of the two.

Funny is right.

-/ES/-

I'll bite! Please pick out the funny bits of Ray's posts for me and tell me why they're funny. Be specific. Barring that, I'll go on assuming that I was right the whole time and Ray is wrong and unfunny.


No.

-/ES/-
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        Re: Machismo revisted. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 7:37am PDT NEW
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                You're clearly wasting your time. by Zseni 07/26/2004, 4:32am PDT NEW
                    You're a dumbhead because I say it is so! NT by *STAMPS FOOT* 07/26/2004, 9:24am PDT NEW
                    Did you know there were ELEVEN battles of the Isonzo? by laudablepuss 07/27/2004, 3:34am PDT NEW
    Ray could make the Holocaust funny, and I might be behind it. Make this funnier. NT by Worm 07/25/2004, 5:53am PDT NEW
        By calling Hitler short or something? NT by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 10:13am PDT NEW
            If Ray said Hitler was short Zseni would mention Napoleon. NT by Worm 07/25/2004, 11:21am PDT NEW
                I guess that makes you right about Ray being hilarious, after all. :( NT by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 11:40am PDT NEW
                    Me (talking to Spanish-born Taipei-based sword collector and Aikido expert by who has worked in a number of 07/25/2004, 11:49am PDT NEW
                        May is skinny and bookish. Eyelass frames extremely delicate. Low tolerance for by mess of any kind. Her bedroom 07/25/2004, 12:11pm PDT NEW
                            That was well written, missed it. Maybe I'll try to read that shitty Zseni NT by post again. 07/25/2004, 12:50pm PDT NEW
                    Are you funny? NT by Ever? 07/25/2004, 8:53pm PDT NEW
                        We know for certain that you in particular are never funny. NT by Edward Gibbons 07/25/2004, 8:55pm PDT NEW
                            Ad Hominem NT by Zseni 07/25/2004, 9:21pm PDT NEW
                        Yes, hadn't you noticed? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 1:00am PDT NEW
                            No, you aren't. NT by I don't need clarification 07/26/2004, 2:04pm PDT NEW
            Yeah! BDR's roomate tried to suck him awf! Har! NT by LOL 07/25/2004, 1:18pm PDT NEW
            Whoever's got gas, it's killing me!! NT by here all week 07/25/2004, 4:03pm PDT NEW
    Just so you (and your BIG HUNK OF MACHO MAN) know by whydirt 07/25/2004, 7:06am PDT NEW
        Re: Just so you (and your BIG HUNK OF MACHO MAN) know by Zseni 07/25/2004, 7:44am PDT NEW
            Re: Just so you (and your BIG HUNK OF MACHO MAN) know by whydirt 07/27/2004, 6:14pm PDT NEW
                WE DON'T ACCEPT RAGING BULLDYKES by LAW SCHOOL EVERYWHERE 07/27/2004, 6:18pm PDT NEW
    Not funny by You lose 07/25/2004, 7:37am PDT NEW
        Re: Not funny by Zseni 07/25/2004, 7:45am PDT NEW
        That would have been a good post only if everything you said wasn't wrong. :( NT by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 10:14am PDT NEW
    Jesus cracker christ, let it go. You already lost (badly) NT by You've lost this war, go home 07/25/2004, 11:59am PDT NEW
        Crackers!!! Delicious! NT by Manly Men Dining On The Cheap 07/25/2004, 12:08pm PDT NEW
    Perfect! All that it's missing is a character named Grover. NT by mrs. johnson 07/25/2004, 1:16pm PDT NEW
        Stop acting so catty. by Rex Reed 07/25/2004, 1:17pm PDT NEW
            You just figured out why it's so great, anonyfruit. NT by mrs. johnson 07/26/2004, 12:59am PDT NEW
    Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by conflictNo 07/25/2004, 2:29pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, Ray lost when he engaged the argument. Romero weighs in, too. by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 3:56pm PDT NEW
            wow by FABIO 07/25/2004, 8:07pm PDT NEW
        Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 3:59pm PDT NEW
            Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/25/2004, 10:12pm PDT NEW
                Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 11:06pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/26/2004, 2:15am PDT NEW
                        Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/26/2004, 10:54am PDT NEW
                            Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by wherever 07/26/2004, 1:32pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:44pm PDT NEW
                            You're ten times the man that is really a woman who likes jerky by Zseni-lover 07/26/2004, 2:17pm PDT NEW
                                This seems to be the standard answer to anyone who says Ray! isn't super-funny. by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:45pm PDT NEW
                                    I did not have sexual relations with Zseni's fat ass. NT by Clinton 07/26/2004, 6:02pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Pieter 07/27/2004, 12:26am PDT NEW
                            Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 3:33am PDT NEW
                                Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/27/2004, 4:17am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 11:24am PDT NEW
                Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 1:05am PDT NEW
                    Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by pieter 07/26/2004, 4:33am PDT NEW
                        Who the fuck are you, again? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 8:07am PDT NEW
                            He's "pieter." Can't you read (his awesome sig)? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                    You're boring, shut up. NT by Arbiter of Comedy 07/26/2004, 7:52am PDT NEW
                    As surmised, INC sucks in blue, too. by Bill Dungsroman 07/26/2004, 10:47am PDT NEW
                        Why don't you just write "neener neener neener!" by Edward Gibbons 07/26/2004, 11:19am PDT NEW
                            Wow, that was lazy even for Gibbons NT by FABIO 07/26/2004, 1:45pm PDT NEW
                        Didn't your male roommate suck your dick? by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:42pm PDT NEW
                            You're fat by pieter 07/26/2004, 5:29pm PDT NEW
                            INC: easier than v. by Bill Dungsroman 07/26/2004, 6:23pm PDT NEW
                                Hey, I remember you - didn't you drop out of medical school or something? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 7:40pm PDT NEW
                                    SO FUNNY NT by Pack of retards 07/26/2004, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                    Donkeys are dumb :(. by Zseni's Ass 07/26/2004, 3:29pm PDT NEW
    What the fuck even IS all this? by K. Thor Jensen 07/26/2004, 4:29pm PDT NEW
        Re: What the fuck even IS all this? by Creexul :( 07/26/2004, 5:05pm PDT NEW
        vpocalypse is to Zseni-hating what 9/11 was to flag-buying NT by Ray of Light 07/26/2004, 7:59pm PDT NEW
 
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