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I already drew an MS Paint relationship story about this. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2008, 12:32am PDT
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Creexuls, a monster >:3 wrote:

Creexuls, a monster >:3 wrote:

All of them before the entire sasy meeting.


All of them FROM before the entire sasy meeting. I posted them after, because if I had posted them before, she would've called it off (which she did anyway like twice and I had to delete a couple livejournal posts and apologize to make her instantly change her mind, WOMEN HUH, CAN'T LIVE WITH EM....... THE END).


I thought the story was, you met a girl over the Internet, then met her in real life, and then she went mental. Is the true story that you planned everything that happened afterwards? I am not being sarcastic, I honestly don't recall what was planned and what was a reaction to some of the meltdowns you saw afterwards.


AGAIN WITH THE STORIES

She was an alcoholic before I even "met" her. She started commenting on my livejournal about how she thought I was so awesome, then we chatted it up on AIM and she did camshows for me (nude pix out the ass). She started saying that I was her boyfriend, and I found out from tirny that she had many other boyfriends and was saying this stuff to other people. She got really annoying and needy and started asking me every 5 minutes if I really thought she was hot and if I was REALLY jacking off to her nude pictures and do I think she is pretty etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. I kept talking to her because of the nude pix and camshows. If it weren't for that I would've called her an idiot already and made fun of her on my personal livejournal blog for everyone to yuk it up over.

Also, she thought that music rating community was not only a great idea, but the best bunch of people she had ever met and she was instantly in love with them. She actually went around saying "I love you guys" and "they're so great," and was acting like she had an incredibly deep personal relationship with them, and this was not even a whole week after getting into the community. She got into the community by posting nude pix of herself, and with kthr's help. She spent some of her money, allegedly some millions of dollars, to fly out to visit wedrinkbitter at his, who was a more indie music fag version of sb and bdr combined. He posted stories of her pissing in his yard and how it was goofy goony fun, she later said that she did it because their bathroom didn't work because they lived in a total shithole and did mushrooms all the fuckin time, which she thought was cool, and only a year later decided to mention to people that the people who lived there, all posting about how music changed their lives and is so meaningful to them and they wear goggles and take pictures of themselves and speak in a special made up "livejournal in-language," kept jars of piss under their bed.

I made fun of them on my journal and told her that I thought they were fags, and she almost had an MI and screamed at me over the internet to retract all of my statements and unsay all the things and unbreak her heart say I'd love her again undo these etcs that etc when I walked out the etc and walked out of her etc, but anyway. I did those, because after I found out she was going to fly to New York City soon, I asked if she could fly to Detroit to visit me, and she said yes, and I was like okay we can do this and maybe have an adventure and tell a story on clapstro, then I'll break up with her because even if I could ever top that I don't think I can put up with her nagging nagging nagging. I felt like I had been married to her for 20 years, and I had only known her for like a month.

So she came over and we tried to fuck. She was sort of hot, but by the time she came over she had put on like 30 or so pounds and had gotten really quite fat and blubbery and loose and floppy. We tried to fuck, but I couldn't help but think of her teaching assistant in college trying to cum on her tits, farting in her face and causing her to throw up. I couldn't cum and gave up, she cried in the shower, then I went home and broke up with her over livejournal, then posted the billions of AIM logs making fun of sasy that I had saved up for the past month and felt like I was finally released with having to put up with nagging ass bitches who are just trying to hold me back in life. After I declared I was done with her (in an actually somewhat soft post, initially), she IMed me saying she that she was in a public internet cafe BAWLING HER EYES OUT in front of everyone because of this, I think trying to guilt me into changing my mind, but of course I wasn't going to have any of that and that's why I was "breaking up" in the first place (not that we were a couple or anything).

Then people started accusing me of being a monster for throwing away a good thing and we could've really had something together and I didn't understand how much she loved me, and even she was yapping about how loyal she was to me. At the same time other people called me a monster for saying that of course she was a lying ass hooker all women are but you should never ever do this you should only do what we say etc. She had already fucked 3 people, CONFIRMED, the week that she visited me, and she had thrown up on a guy's ass only a week before that. Anyway epic shitstorm, sasy declared she was turning her life around, bdr realized this site wasn't worth his time, kthor realized this site wasn't worth his time, wrom got mad and apparently still talks to her because she's an okay girl, she moved to Australia and moved back to America.

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This forum is for Qt3ers to complain about Caltrops by VORPoster 05/06/2008, 5:15pm PDT NEW
    bdr wants to start, here's what he says: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/06/2008, 5:18pm PDT NEW
    Watch your language, though, or face the BANHAMMER LOLOLOLOL NT by Last 05/06/2008, 5:33pm PDT NEW
    It’s no special occasion to hate someone on Caltrops so let's not limit ourselve by Quétinbec 05/06/2008, 8:21pm PDT NEW
        I honestly like Jerry Whorebach a lot with no sarcasm. by --------------- 05/06/2008, 8:33pm PDT NEW
            Re: I honestly like Jerry Whorebach a lot with no sarcasm. by Quétinbec 05/07/2008, 5:14am PDT NEW
                I think you both make some good points, especially the first guy. by Jerry Whorebach 05/07/2008, 1:42pm PDT NEW
                    Re: I think you both make some good points, especially the first guy. by Mischief Maker 05/07/2008, 2:00pm PDT NEW
                Re: I honestly like Jerry Whorebach a lot with no sarcasm. by ------------------ 05/07/2008, 2:07pm PDT NEW
            *bump* by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2008, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                Front page! by bombMexico 06/03/2008, 1:41am PDT NEW
        Re: It’s no special occasion to hate someone on Caltrops so let's not limit ours by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/06/2008, 8:54pm PDT NEW
            It only took me four years to start enjoying you. NT by Quentin Beck 05/06/2008, 10:05pm PDT NEW
                I wish I knew how to quit YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/06/2008, 10:16pm PDT NEW
        so this is a giant crybaby thread, in other words NT by Grumah 05/06/2008, 10:31pm PDT NEW
        Our love is like a ticking clock by Entropy Stew 05/06/2008, 10:36pm PDT NEW
            Tickling cock? What? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/07/2008, 1:39am PDT NEW
        You don't need to flex your muscle, QB, I'll always be yours alone. :) NT by I need clarification 05/07/2008, 2:20am PDT NEW
    I determined your value over replacement poster by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/07/2008, 2:18am PDT NEW
        you really need to ban qt3 posters from claptors NT by Grumah 05/07/2008, 3:16am PDT NEW
            VORP is cumulative towards a sum of quality, like my posting will be. by VORPoster 05/07/2008, 2:05pm PDT NEW
                Cumulate towards a summer of quality, then take stock. by Ray of Light 05/07/2008, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Cumulate towards a summer of quality, then take stock. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/07/2008, 5:28pm PDT NEW
                        I hope he posts twice and then just snaps and asks for your address NT by Souffle of Pain 05/07/2008, 6:38pm PDT NEW
                        I couldn't think of that. by Ray of Light 05/07/2008, 6:51pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I couldn't think of that. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/07/2008, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                                I'll confirm. NT by I need clarification 05/07/2008, 8:33pm PDT NEW
                                    I had totally forgot that I "retroactively" posted like a billion AIM logs. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/07/2008, 8:35pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: I had totally forgot that I "retroactively" posted like a billion AIM logs. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/07/2008, 8:55pm PDT NEW
                                            Post a whole bunch more responses to yourself. NT by It's convincing! 05/08/2008, 12:19am PDT NEW
                                            OK, point taken. by Ray of Light 05/08/2008, 12:40am PDT NEW
                                                I think Creexuls could write it, but one problem by - 05/08/2008, 1:23am PDT NEW
                                                    The time, which I MAY NOT HAVE (for this site). PS: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU EXPLOSIONS by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/08/2008, 1:51am PDT NEW
                                            Re: I had totally forgot that I "retroactively" posted like a billion AIM logs. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/08/2008, 11:39pm PDT NEW
                                                I already drew an MS Paint relationship story about this. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2008, 12:32am PDT NEW
                                                    This should totally be the new About Caltrops page. NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/09/2008, 1:04am PDT NEW
                                                    your answers just bring more questions by bombMexico 05/09/2008, 2:00am PDT NEW
                                                        This question was also answered thousands of times over the past few years. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2008, 3:00am PDT NEW
                                                            I'll answer some of these questions. You take five. by Fussbett 05/09/2008, 3:13am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: I already drew an MS Paint relationship story about this. :( by Dr. Mischief 05/09/2008, 6:46am PDT NEW
                                                        What can a person catch from stubble? NT by Fussbett 05/09/2008, 11:34am PDT NEW
                                                            Lazyness NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/09/2008, 12:09pm PDT NEW
                                                                Uh oh, I think Jsoh might've fucked her too then. :( by Fussbett 05/09/2008, 2:08pm PDT NEW
                                                                    WE FIGURED WE MIGHT GO FAMILY STYLE ON HER NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2008, 2:15pm PDT NEW
                                                                        O_O Have you noticed Moom being extra lazy lately? by Fussbett 05/09/2008, 2:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                            No. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2008, 2:34pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I already drew an MS Paint relationship story about this. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2008, 1:03pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: I already drew an MS Paint relationship story about this. :( by Zsenitigole 05/10/2008, 8:12pm PDT NEW
                                                        THIS IS KIND OF CREEPY by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/10/2008, 8:14pm PDT NEW
                                                            Oh it's really short. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/10/2008, 8:19pm PDT NEW
                                                        I need to set up "etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc" as my ringtone NT by Entropy Stew 05/10/2008, 10:26pm PDT NEW
                                                        LET'S SEE HOW THIS PANS OUT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/10/2008, 11:37pm PDT NEW
                                                            YO I ONLY GOT ONE QUESTION FOR ALL YALL by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/10/2008, 11:52pm PDT NEW
                                                                Check out my six pack abs hrrrrrn. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/11/2008, 12:03am PDT NEW
                                                                    Blast from the past (greetings fellow citizen, what's your boggle, BLAM BLAM BLA by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/11/2008, 12:19am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Blast from the past (greetings fellow citizen, what's your boggle, BLAM BLAM by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/11/2008, 12:49am PDT NEW
                                                                            Stop, you're killing me! NT by laudablepuss 05/11/2008, 1:03am PDT NEW
                                                                                Good. 8( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/11/2008, 1:23am PDT NEW
                                                                            Swa. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/11/2008, 1:10am PDT NEW
                                                                            The first one here is great - "good moral human being" then scary bunny grin. NT by Zsenitigole 05/11/2008, 11:56am PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: Check out my six pack abs hrrrrrn. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/11/2008, 2:33am PDT NEW
                                                                        He actually does that with several of these that run too long. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/11/2008, 3:09am PDT NEW
                    What about the pinball game? NT by Lizard_King 05/08/2008, 1:20am PDT NEW
                        I would have also mentioned the pinball game but was beaten to it NT by Grumah 05/08/2008, 4:08am PDT NEW
                        Never finished. NT by Ray of Light 05/08/2008, 6:17am PDT NEW
                            I thought Fussbett was just waiting for the new version of FP by Mischief Maker 05/08/2008, 6:46am PDT NEW
 
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