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Re: HIS HEAD GOT SKLEESHED. by Bananadine 05/21/2008, 8:03pm PDT
Creexuls, a monster >:3 wrote:

President Evil 4: buhs edition.


He gets his head eaten off and she just falls down prettily! This is mildly unfair.

Strangely, a somewhat related dynamic is explicitly modeled in Dominions 3, and has been playing out in one of my current multiplayer games: As the nation Pangaea, I recruit bunches of dryad hoplites every turn, and send them into battle. And the enemy soldiers (men!) are so amazed by the beauty of my dryads that about two thirds of the time they can't even bring themselves to attack! So they just stand there in confusion and awe, each one undergoing a momentary flash instead of moving, which is the Dominions 3 equivalent of a webcomic hero saying "..." and gazing in noble anguish at the perfect woman he will constantly not quite have sex with. Only instead of responding with "^_^" and perfect adorable virtuousness, the dryads just jab the guys to death with spears.
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Leon takes psh to the ultimate extreme. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/20/2008, 9:09am PDT NEW
    HIS HEAD GOT SKLEESHED. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/20/2008, 9:28am PDT NEW
        Re: HIS HEAD GOT SKLEESHED. by Bananadine 05/21/2008, 8:03pm PDT NEW
    Re: Leon takes psh to the ultimate extreme. by Cannibal Dave 05/20/2008, 8:37pm PDT NEW
 
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