Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies
 
Lions for Lambs (with guest reviewer, El Koba!) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 2:34pm PDT
The constant shifts in focus are due to the movie. It keeps cutting between stories. Meryl Streep interviews senator Tom Cruise for her story on the war and his NEW PLAN TO WIN IT. Robert Redford gives a stern talking to to a rebellious student who COULD HAVE PROMISE o_o but is apathetic about things or something because he is so jaded and cynical. Two of Robert Redford's former students in his college debate have enlisted and are in Tom Cruise's plan, their helicopter gets shot down, they jump out and are isolated in an Afghanistan mountain with terror troops closing in on them while the American HQ watches them on satellite (at the end the terrorists end up shooting the two guys in a dramatic scene of muted sound and flashing back to them in school all happy while terrorists shoot them because of Tom Cruse and his senatoring).

(1:38:31 PM) Kobuh: watching Lions for Lambs now
(1:38:36 PM) Kobuh: it should be terrible
(1:38:40 PM) Juh-howh Cable: :(
(1:38:44 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I'll watch it also then. O_O
(1:41:18 PM) Juh-howh Cable: A nice mention of the GRIM MILESTONE.
(1:41:21 PM) Juh-howh Cable: At the beginning.
(1:41:36 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Tom Cruise is looking over the evidence that we have lost this war.
(1:41:38 PM) Kobuh: already grim in the first 15 seconds
(1:42:00 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Meryl Streep again. :(
(1:42:07 PM) Kobuh: yah no shiot
(1:42:47 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Tom Cruise is a senator in this movie.
(1:43:44 PM) Kobuh: how can Meryl resist his charms!
(1:44:45 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They're going to win the war on terror.
(1:44:58 PM) Juh-howh Cable: You don't suppose this movie is a true story do you?
(1:45:00 PM) Kobuh: terror will be gone forever
(1:45:12 PM) Kobuh: this movie taught the military how to win
(1:45:54 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Spoiler: they lose in this movie because the war is unjustified.
(1:46:02 PM) Kobuh: O_________O
(1:46:36 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They actually mention al quaeddfifdsa in this one.
(1:46:45 PM) Kobuh: well it's afganistan
(1:47:22 PM) Kobuh: even though the map of attacks is totally bullshit
(1:47:32 PM) Kobuh: all those attacks in the north PSH
(1:47:43 PM) Juh-howh Cable: THE ENEMY IS TOO CRAFTY
(1:48:04 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Clearly these stupid troops don't realize that their fighting is only making more terrorists, don't they see what they are DOING?
(1:48:30 PM) Kobuh: (the terrorists are turning the americans into terrorists O_O)
(1:48:50 PM) Juh-howh Cable: MURRICA IS THE REAL TERRORIST
(1:50:08 PM) Kobuh: haha, their secret plan is the exact opposite of what the military is actually doing now
(1:50:45 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So you're saying this is a fictional movie written by some guy who hasn't even been in the military?
(1:50:52 PM) Kobuh: btwm Meryl Streep (REPORTER) knows more about war than anyone else in the world
(1:51:28 PM) Juh-howh Cable: She is going to get to the bottom of this (oil).
(1:51:38 PM) Juh-howh Cable: WHY ARE THESE GUYS DOING ALL THIS FOR OIL?
(1:51:49 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I hope the movie goes into this.
(1:51:50 PM) Kobuh: THEN WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT HER IN CHARGE MAN
(1:52:21 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Hahaha. :(
(1:52:36 PM) Juh-howh Cable: At least those things (murican troops) aren't screwing each other over for a goddamn percentage.
(1:52:40 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Oh wait they are. ~_~
(1:52:44 PM) Kobuh: haahahaha
(1:52:53 PM) Juh-howh Cable: What part of the movie are you at? :(
(1:52:55 PM) Kobuh: no, I'm screwing THEM over for a percentage
(1:53:14 PM) Kobuh: Meryl i interviewing scientology guy still
(1:53:34 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Why is this movie talking about fighting fighting fighting the enemy to do bloo blee etc, when they've already had elections in Afghanistan and are trying to set up a new government.
(1:54:03 PM) Kobuh: because it's a stupid movie?
(1:54:20 PM) Juh-howh Cable: History will punish america for trying to fight terrorists.
(1:54:23 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I think?
(1:54:38 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Hey Tom Cruise's plan is to occupy.
(1:56:08 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Iran supporting terrorists is off the record.
(1:56:12 PM) Juh-howh Cable: That's top secret.
(1:56:18 PM) Juh-howh Cable: IF THIS GOT OUT
(1:56:38 PM) Kobuh: maybe in a press conference with Gen Petraus
(1:58:48 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They're already failing the war on terror.
(1:58:55 PM) Kobuh: oh noes the plan which was evily pushed forward for evil political reasons in going badly
(1:59:11 PM) Kobuh: the taliban is TO GOOD for the us military
(1:59:37 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They are getting shot by anti aircraft because Tom Cruise wanted to fight terrorists too quickly (WHAT ABOUT NATO?).
(2:00:07 PM) Kobuh: other nato countries don't EVEN have helos :(
(2:01:01 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Meanwhile Robert Redford still talking to troubled student. :(
(2:01:21 PM) Kobuh: it goes on FOREVER
(2:01:30 PM) Kobuh: this kid needs some punching in the face
(2:03:27 PM) Juh-howh Cable: IT'S GOING TO BE IMPORTANT I hope you are paying attention.
(2:03:59 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Back to American troops IN A HOPELESS SITUATION (they are fighting the war on terror).
(2:04:22 PM) Kobuh: I'm falling behind
(2:04:35 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The message will be fighting the war on terror is pointless so we shouldn't try, but protesting the war COULD make a difference.
(2:04:39 PM) Juh-howh Cable: :(
(2:04:52 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I haven't been skipping through the movie. >:O
(2:04:55 PM) Kobuh: people keeo knocking on my door for alcohol
(2:04:59 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Oh.
(2:05:02 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I will pause then. ^_^
(2:05:10 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Let me know when it's back to the troops in snow and they are DYING.
(2:05:19 PM) Kobuh: snow is there
(2:05:39 PM) Kobuh: so they just jumped out of a helo?
(2:05:44 PM) Kobuh: without a parachute?
(2:05:50 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I guess.
(2:05:56 PM) Kobuh: haha
(2:06:00 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Do they train soldiers to do stupid shit like that?
(2:06:15 PM) Kobuh: day 2 of basic
(2:06:41 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Basic.
(2:06:49 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Yeah nice impenetrable military jargon there pal WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
(2:06:59 PM) Kobuh: basic training :(
(2:07:03 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I need this movie to explain it to me.
(2:07:08 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I'm not going to listen to you pal. O_________O
(2:07:13 PM) Kobuh: hahaha
(2:07:14 PM) Juh-howh Cable: DID YOU MAKE A MOVIE NO SO SHUT UP
(2:07:50 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So these guys are still dying.
(2:08:14 PM) Kobuh: I like how they just sent one single helo by itself
(2:08:26 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Now they're going to rescue these guys, but isn't there some anti aircraft stuff out there?
(2:08:30 PM) Kobuh: and there isn't a single other chopper that can go find those guys
(2:10:01 PM) Kobuh: oh no she caught Tom Cruise with her logic!
(2:10:04 PM) Kobuh: he has no comeback!
(2:10:05 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I think this Tom Cruise guy is right about them terrorists.
(2:10:21 PM) Kobuh: I think maybe they both should kill each other
(2:11:33 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Movie argument about the war on terror.
(2:11:39 PM) Juh-howh Cable: You can see this on any message board on the internet.
(2:11:40 PM) Kobuh: wow, she's a good reporter
(2:11:47 PM) Kobuh: REPORTING ON THINGS
(2:11:54 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Questioning the OFFICIAL PARTY LINE 8(
(2:12:06 PM) Kobuh: isn't that a reporters job?
(2:12:10 PM) Kobuh: to engage in debate?
(2:12:15 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Now she is asking about why didn't they uparmor.
(2:12:21 PM) Kobuh: reading posts from dailykos?
(2:12:40 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The movie doesn't know the answer apparently.
(2:13:03 PM) Kobuh: (the answer that I was in an uparmored humvee in 2004)
(2:13:16 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So a year later after the thing.
(2:13:22 PM) Kobuh: yes
(2:15:41 PM) Juh-howh Cable: More yak yak yak. :(
(2:16:15 PM) Kobuh: why am I caring about this stupid college story when there is a war going on?
(2:16:21 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Let's get back to why Tom Cruise is wrong to fight terror.
(2:16:32 PM) Kobuh: ...and we're back
(2:17:12 PM) Kobuh: except Abrams was probably winning the war
(2:17:29 PM) Kobuh: (maybe)
(2:18:27 PM) Kobuh: SHE GOT YOU THERE SENATOR
(2:18:36 PM) Juh-howh Cable: TAKE THAT TOM CRUISE
(2:18:46 PM) Juh-howh Cable: We aren't winning the war.
(2:19:02 PM) Juh-howh Cable: World War 2 only took 5 years?
(2:19:03 PM) Kobuh: we already lost (6 years ago)
(2:19:10 PM) Kobuh: it doesn't matter what we do
(2:19:13 PM) Kobuh: now
(2:19:14 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Clearly we need to be fire bombing more Iraqi towns.
(2:19:15 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Or Iran.
(2:19:21 PM) Kobuh: it only matters what we did 6 years ago
(2:19:24 PM) Juh-howh Cable: We got all these nukes why don't we just use those, we'd win the war in like a day.
(2:19:30 PM) Kobuh: glass
(2:19:56 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Didn't allied forces occupy Germany for like 20 years though? :(
(2:19:59 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Or....... 60?
(2:20:13 PM) Kobuh: hey, take that shit to LGF... pal
(2:20:21 PM) Juh-howh Cable: WOAAAAAA
(2:20:26 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Hard core right wing.
(2:21:11 PM) Kobuh: has... Maryl Streep ever served in the infantry?
(2:21:30 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I THINK SHE HAS
(2:21:49 PM) Kobuh: how else could she have all the answers?
(2:21:59 PM) Kobuh: why isn't she a senator then?
(2:22:20 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Journalists know more. 8(
(2:22:28 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Didn't you see the journalists on the daily show when they questioned the war?
(2:22:34 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Because they know more.
(2:23:03 PM) Kobuh: except daily show is a comedy
(2:23:09 PM) Juh-howh Cable: No it is journalism. O_O
(2:23:11 PM) Kobuh: not SERIOUS BUSINESS like this movie
(2:23:28 PM) Juh-howh Cable: It is more important than journalism even, it is news but they can tell people what they think.
(2:24:23 PM) Juh-howh Cable: TOM CRUISE AND BUHS
(2:24:29 PM) Kobuh: EVIL
(2:24:43 PM) Kobuh: OMG Meryl got Tom Cruise elected O_O
(2:24:43 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Evil war quotes on his wall.
(2:24:49 PM) Kobuh: Meryl is the real terrorist!
(2:25:04 PM) Juh-howh Cable: She is complicit in terrorism.
(2:25:12 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Lifetime imprisonment in Guantanamo.
(2:25:29 PM) Kobuh: gangrapes to follow
(2:25:48 PM) Juh-howh Cable: UNBELIEVABLE TORTURE
(2:26:31 PM) Kobuh: worse than the spanish inquisition
(2:28:40 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Some stuff not about the war on terror.
(2:29:19 PM) Kobuh: ok, it's all finally connecting
(2:29:52 PM) Kobuh: I guess that's the same kid trapped on the mountain?
(2:29:59 PM) Kobuh: my version is pretty shitty
(2:30:13 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Yes.
(2:30:15 PM) Juh-howh Cable: THE DEBATE KIDS
(2:30:20 PM) Kobuh: ok
(2:30:25 PM) Kobuh: oh yah
(2:30:29 PM) Juh-howh Cable: But they threw their school life away to waste their lives in the military.
(2:30:50 PM) Kobuh: and somehow ended up in the same unit on the same chopper
(2:31:20 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Like me and Jso.
(2:31:28 PM) Juh-howh Cable: We always wanted to be in the same class.
(2:31:50 PM) Kobuh: that's too confusing for the teachers
(2:32:55 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Those sons of bitches. O_O
(2:33:02 PM) Juh-howh Cable: We did end up being in the same classes a lot though.
(2:33:54 PM) Kobuh: the colleges kids are SHOCKED
(2:34:10 PM) Kobuh: what kind of fawkin MORON joins the army!!!! O_O
(2:34:16 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The dumbest moron. 8(
(2:34:25 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Also people who want to MURDER. ;-;
(2:34:30 PM) Juh-howh Cable: As we will see in Redacted.
(2:34:31 PM) Kobuh: 8(
(2:34:51 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So this movie is really "debate class, the motion picture."
(2:36:08 PM) Kobuh: so these 2 kids are the real heros of the movie
(2:36:19 PM) Juh-howh Cable: But they're in the military.
(2:36:23 PM) Juh-howh Cable: That's evil. :(
(2:36:26 PM) Kobuh: SUCKERS
(2:36:27 PM) Juh-howh Cable: MILITARY BAD OKAY
(2:36:32 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Also people leading the military bad.
(2:36:35 PM) Kobuh: they just want to murder babies
(2:36:42 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I'm sure the leaders are dumb.
(2:36:46 PM) Kobuh: STARCHED COLARS
(2:36:53 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Since buhs is pretty dumb for reals, don't really need a movie to find that out.
(2:37:09 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Don't need a movie or a daily show even.
(2:37:29 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Except the whole "wasting lives thing."
(2:37:35 PM) Kobuh: they joined the army = they are already dead
(2:37:43 PM) Juh-howh Cable: 4000 casualties since 2003 doesn't really sound all that bad (on paper).
(2:38:46 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So meanwhile at the rescue, an A10 is going to vaporize the friendlies and accidentally leave the terrorists.
(2:39:00 PM) Kobuh: the air force is the real terrorists
(2:39:14 PM) Kobuh: again with the excellent realistic plan
(2:39:17 PM) Juh-howh Cable: MORE LIKE THE ERR FORCE
(2:39:35 PM) Kobuh: sending in one lone chopper with NO other air support within a hours flight
(2:39:42 PM) Kobuh: air FARCE
(2:39:54 PM) Juh-howh Cable: And no one looking out the windows to try to fire at anti air just in case?
(2:40:09 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They just assumed it was okay to not need protection.
(2:40:20 PM) Kobuh: nope, they are just a bunch of big dumb dumbies
(2:40:22 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I thought that was the whole concept of the military and having guns, to protect yourself. :(
(2:40:36 PM) Kobuh: well you are clearly wrong
(2:40:53 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I won't be a senator or journalist. ;-;
(2:41:08 PM) Kobuh: maybe you are dumb enough to join the army
(2:41:37 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Tom Cruise is going on about winning the war on terror, BUT IT SEEMS HE HAS BAD NEWS (we just lost it).
(2:41:50 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Can I murder civilians? O_O
(2:41:53 PM) Juh-howh Cable: FOR NO REASON?
(2:41:56 PM) Juh-howh Cable: BLOODOIL
(2:42:02 PM) Kobuh: "Hello Mr Cruise... the war is over. We lost"
(2:42:20 PM) Kobuh: haha, I'm guessing they called to tell him 2 troops are down
(2:42:20 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Yes it turns out we were the real terrorists.
(2:42:51 PM) Kobuh: because some random senator gets the call within minutes of anything happening
(2:42:55 PM) Juh-howh Cable: His new Afghanistan plan of sending in a single chopper to end terrorism has gone way wrong.
(2:43:10 PM) Kobuh: wrong, all wrong
(2:44:17 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Meanwhile Meryl looks concerned.
(2:44:17 PM) Kobuh: still re-fighting vietnam
(2:44:23 PM) Kobuh: GET OVER IT BOOMERS
(2:44:27 PM) Juh-howh Cable: STUCK IN A QUAGMIRE
(2:44:29 PM) Kobuh: you lost your war
(2:44:36 PM) Kobuh: you had your chance
(2:44:45 PM) Kobuh: and you THREW IT ALL AWAY
(2:45:42 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So did Robert Redford really go to Vietnam?
(2:46:01 PM) Kobuh: buhs is going to nuke afganistan according to Meryl
(2:46:07 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Did she forget to actually write notes in her journalism notebook?
(2:46:09 PM) Kobuh: the professor guy did
(2:46:22 PM) Kobuh: she wrote down 3 whole words
(2:47:01 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Now the A10 fires on those guys.
(2:47:07 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They will be killed by the rocks at this point. ;-;
(2:47:43 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Can this kid button up his shirt?
(2:47:45 PM) Juh-howh Cable: YOU'RE IN SCHOOL MAN
(2:47:56 PM) Kobuh: meryl still talking
(2:49:11 PM) Juh-howh Cable: :(
(2:49:16 PM) Juh-howh Cable: You paused again. >:O
(2:49:19 PM) Kobuh: ok, now at school again
(2:49:20 PM) Kobuh: no
(2:49:22 PM) Juh-howh Cable: FINALLY
(2:49:22 PM) Kobuh: I dunno
(2:49:34 PM) Kobuh: I got some foriegn version
(2:49:46 PM) Kobuh: with extended america is evil talk
(2:50:36 PM) Juh-howh Cable: :(
(2:50:56 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The version they put in theaters all over YUROP.
(2:51:04 PM) Kobuh: apparently!
(2:51:08 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Meryl is back at the office for me. :(
(2:51:14 PM) Kobuh: it's the only explanation
(2:51:17 PM) Kobuh: back to the snow
(2:51:21 PM) Kobuh: out of ammo
(2:52:00 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Maybe you're ahead of me. :(
(2:52:15 PM) Kobuh: maybe
(2:52:24 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They send troops out as bait?
(2:52:27 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I did not know this.
(2:52:42 PM) Kobuh: well yah - that's what war is
(2:52:54 PM) Juh-howh Cable: THESE GUYS ARE PROS
(2:53:03 PM) Kobuh: the technical term is "patrol"
(2:53:31 PM) Juh-howh Cable: PATROL UNTIL YOU GET SHOT THEN WE SEND AN A10
(2:54:41 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I'm at a scene where Meryl is talking to her boss about how THIS IS JUST LIKE VIETNAM QUAGMIRE.
(2:54:55 PM) Kobuh: yah, I'm way past that
(2:54:57 PM) Juh-howh Cable: And about how journalists should be allowed to state their views in the news.
(2:54:58 PM) Juh-howh Cable: :(
(2:55:02 PM) Juh-howh Cable: You pause then. >:O
(2:55:03 PM) Kobuh: I think
(2:55:07 PM) Kobuh: ok
(2:55:22 PM) Kobuh: tell me when meryl is passing the graveyard
(2:55:27 PM) Kobuh: *spoilers*
(2:55:34 PM) Juh-howh Cable: NO
(2:55:59 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The movie is almost over. :(
(2:56:26 PM) Kobuh: yah wtf
(2:56:40 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The troops are shooting at dudes now.
(2:56:43 PM) Kobuh: I thought we were finally about to get the actually story part
(2:57:10 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Instead the movie is ready to roll credits.
(2:57:35 PM) Kobuh: murica can't win
(2:57:37 PM) Kobuh: THE END
(2:59:33 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Now they're out of ammo.
(2:59:38 PM) Juh-howh Cable: How did you get ahead of me. :(
(2:59:47 PM) Kobuh: I dunno
(2:59:52 PM) Kobuh: I can watch faster
(2:59:58 PM) Kobuh: maybe some shit was cut out
(3:01:06 PM) Juh-howh Cable: The terurrursists are killing the troops now.
(3:01:12 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Because of murica.
(3:01:30 PM) Kobuh: the taliban is a better fighting force
(3:01:43 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Superior tactics and leadership of al quaedaia.
(3:01:48 PM) Kobuh: all murica can do is sit in it's HQ and watch its soldiers die
(3:02:02 PM) Kobuh: with it's 100% omnience
(3:02:03 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Although they did blow up a bunch of terrorists, that's kind of good. ^_^
(3:02:12 PM) Kobuh: omnicience?
(3:02:20 PM) Juh-howh Cable: SOMETHING LIKE THAT
(3:02:24 PM) Kobuh: sure
(3:02:26 PM) Juh-howh Cable: You're a troop how would you know. *tortures you*
(3:02:42 PM) Kobuh: *bayonets babies*
(3:02:47 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Yeah Meryl is going past Arlington now.
(3:02:58 PM) Kobuh: ok
(3:03:12 PM) Juh-howh Cable: At about 5 minutes left of the movie.
(3:03:13 PM) Kobuh: war.... is pretty?
(3:03:19 PM) Kobuh: WHY WOULD I SAY THAT
(3:03:22 PM) Juh-howh Cable: WAR DOES LOOK PRETTY COOL
(3:03:41 PM) Kobuh: fuck I fucked up that quote
(3:03:52 PM) Kobuh: ""death... is pretty" :(
(3:04:37 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Well movie over.
(3:04:48 PM) Juh-howh Cable: At the end the kid apparently decides something, maybe.
(3:04:57 PM) Kobuh: HE IS DEEP IN THOUGHT
(3:05:02 PM) Juh-howh Cable: And cut to black.
(3:05:08 PM) Kobuh: the movie really got him the THINK
(3:05:09 PM) Juh-howh Cable: America loses, school, debate team, movie over.
(3:05:11 PM) Kobuh: to
(3:05:27 PM) Kobuh: was there even a movie there?
(3:05:30 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Also, Idiocracy is fascist.
(3:05:38 PM) Kobuh: what the fuck did I just watch?
(3:05:53 PM) Juh-howh Cable: HOLLYWEIRD LIBERAL CLAPTRAP PABLUM
(3:06:28 PM) Kobuh: the best part is that everyone involved was sure they were making some DEEP MESSAGE MOVIE
(3:06:56 PM) Juh-howh Cable: They really just made a 90 minute debate lecture.
(3:07:02 PM) Kobuh: instead everyone will be laffing it up over this movie in 5 years
(3:07:13 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Except made with a special kind of fictional events to make their point better.
(3:07:30 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I don't think this movie is really watchable enough for anyone to yuk it up over. :(
(3:07:37 PM) Kobuh: I can write scripts like this
(3:07:42 PM) Juh-howh Cable: SHOR
(3:07:45 PM) Kobuh: just find a random blog and copypasta
(3:07:51 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Just have America make bad decisions and troops die for it.
(3:08:03 PM) Juh-howh Cable: As long as it makes the war look bad.
(3:08:14 PM) Kobuh: well naturally

(3:11:11 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I think they should take these movies to their logical conclusion and just have a monster movie about sentient American flags that fly around smothering people to death.
(3:11:27 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Innocent foreign civilians, BUT THEN THEY TURN ON OUR OWN PEOPLE
(3:11:35 PM) Juh-howh Cable: And the only way to fight them is by burning them.
(3:12:23 PM) Kobuh: and I guess a final showdown with evil Bhus at the end?
(3:12:28 PM) Kobuh: who is controlling all the flags
(3:12:56 PM) Kobuh: actually the only way to fight them is by debating them
(3:13:06 PM) Kobuh: "6 years ago bloo bloo bloo"

(3:31:21 PM) Kobuh: oh, and btw
(3:31:55 PM) Kobuh: the plot of Speed Racer is almost exactly the same as the plot of Overdrift
(3:32:11 PM) Kobuh: minus the dinos
(3:32:40 PM) Juh-howh Cable: So Overdrift is better.
(3:32:50 PM) Kobuh: obviously
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    Kered gets angry with you and you take it out on Caltrops horror fans? :( NT by Fussbett 05/19/2008, 9:35am PDT NEW
        Actually it was me referencing raeg against the machine that reminded me. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2008, 9:39am PDT NEW
            RATM sure is trendy. I think Bill Clinton will make a good president. NT by Fussbett 05/19/2008, 11:40am PDT NEW
                They're trendy even after no one listens to them anymore and they're dead. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2008, 12:03pm PDT NEW
    I'm gonna do all the war movies. Coming soon, Redacted, Lions for Lambs, In the by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/22/2008, 1:38pm PDT NEW
    Gunner Palace. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/23/2008, 9:37pm PDT NEW
    Lions for Lambs (with guest reviewer, El Koba!) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 2:34pm PDT NEW
        You and josh are in a class by yourselves. NT by Remedial Humanity 101 05/25/2008, 3:00pm PDT NEW
            A class by ourselves, somewhere OUTSIDE of normal humanity, which we had a shot NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 3:01pm PDT NEW
            Shamans? NT by ba-dum-ch 05/25/2008, 4:00pm PDT NEW
                BAD THINGS NT by Grumah 05/25/2008, 4:39pm PDT NEW
                I'm casting........................ FLAME SHOCK o_o NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 6:27pm PDT NEW
                    flame shock now has a 1 second cast time NT by Grumah 05/25/2008, 6:55pm PDT NEW
            btw fyi, koba isn't me (he is a MORMON!!!!!!!) NT by Grumah 05/25/2008, 4:57pm PDT NEW
                Okay! Who are you? NT by And what is your home address? 05/25/2008, 5:12pm PDT NEW
                    What is the Detroit mayor's address again? Oops I said that out loud. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 5:54pm PDT NEW
        timely links to the libertas reviews for lfl and redacted by Grumah 05/25/2008, 4:39pm PDT NEW
            DePalma: still putting the "cock" in "Hitchcockian." NT by A platoon of five marines 05/25/2008, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                LETS TELL FAKE GHOST STORIES TO THE CAMERA GRIPPING CINEMA NT by Grumah 05/25/2008, 5:25pm PDT NEW
    Redated, co starring Motherhead. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 5:52pm PDT NEW
        Redacted, not Redated. ;-; MY HOUSE OF CARDS *WAKES UP OUT OF AUTISM* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 5:53pm PDT NEW
            You just got REDACTED. *makes like bamboo and shoots you* NT by *makes like a tree and leaves* 05/25/2008, 6:27pm PDT NEW
                redacted? more like BAD ACTED (lol?) NT by Grumah 05/25/2008, 6:55pm PDT NEW
                    No, more like the thing I said. NT by *makes like a banana and fucks you* 05/25/2008, 9:06pm PDT NEW
        Of course, Ebert loved it, he thinks it is TRES DEEP. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 7:16pm PDT NEW
            Great, now everybody knows the al-Janabi family has sluts for daughters :( by Papa Qasim Hamza al-Janabi 05/25/2008, 9:04pm PDT NEW
                Re: Great, now everybody knows the al-Janabi family has sluts for daughters :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 9:26pm PDT NEW
                    *makes like moom and rents you an 8x8 room* NT by You mean the... chain of command? 05/25/2008, 10:27pm PDT NEW
                        No the rules of engagement. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/25/2008, 10:29pm PDT NEW
                    not directly killed by our troops NT by ba-dum-ch 05/26/2008, 12:09am PDT NEW
                        And................... NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/26/2008, 1:06am PDT NEW
                        faily show caliber writing there NT by Grumah 05/26/2008, 9:14am PDT NEW
                            Our Nation's Armchair General Wing is fighting hard for a better Iraqi tomorrow. NT by Zsenitan 05/26/2008, 11:03am PDT NEW
                                82nd Chairborne NT by Grumah 05/26/2008, 12:54pm PDT NEW
                                So is the ACTUAL military by the way. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/26/2008, 2:09pm PDT NEW
                                    Jsoh's comment was funnier (Chairborne! I am SO stealing that). NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/26/2008, 2:16pm PDT NEW
                                        its from sloarchans weapons board NT by Grumah 05/26/2008, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                            Well, I guess that's okay, as long as it's the only one. NT by It is the only one, right? 05/27/2008, 2:57am PDT NEW
                                                Is it is the only weapons board. NT by wrom, which is who you are 05/27/2008, 5:44am PDT NEW
                                        Mine was just true. *shoots you* 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/26/2008, 3:39pm PDT NEW
    valley of elan by Grumah 05/26/2008, 9:52am PDT NEW
        I watched In the Valley of Elah last night. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/26/2008, 3:36pm PDT NEW
            Paul Haggis had his dick sucked on Entourage by FABIO 05/27/2008, 4:49am PDT NEW
    One movie I might be forgetting: A Mighty Heart? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2008, 12:50am PDT NEW
        Is that where Christian Slater saves Marisa Tomei from rapists and then dies? NT by Mischief Mephistopheles 05/29/2008, 9:10am PDT NEW
            No it's Angelina Jolie as Daniel Pearl's wife. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2008, 7:04pm PDT NEW
        Angelina didn't get me MIGHTY HARD this time NT by Gene Shalit 05/29/2008, 5:29pm PDT NEW
    The Kingdom. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/06/2008, 9:55am PDT NEW
        I was better =( NT by 1998's The Siege 06/06/2008, 3:12pm PDT NEW
            That's true, although the movies are not very similar. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/06/2008, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                You say something, Hadj lover? NT by Denzel (motherfuckin) Washington 06/06/2008, 8:41pm PDT NEW
    I finally watched Valley of the Wolves: Iraq. by jawo 04/26/2014, 5:24pm PDT NEW
 
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