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| In case I don't get to post for a while by Oom Shnibble 12/09/2004, 6:30am PST | ||||
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| Merry Christmas all.
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house All felt shitty even the mouse With mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass I'd just settled down To a plump piece of arse Suddenly out on the lawn I heard a great clatter I pulled my cock out of her arse to go see what was the matter Well there through the window I saw a big dick I knew in a moment It must be Saint Nick He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment That the fucker had fell He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer He shot up the chimney with a thunderous fart Great big son of a bitch blew the whole thing apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode through the night Piss on you all and have a great night. THE SHNIBBULAR ONE, OOM |
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In case I don't get to post for a while by 12/09/2004, 6:30am PST  That's the spirit, dickhead! NT by 12/09/2004, 5:05pm PST You go, girl! NT by 12/09/2004, 11:24pm PST |
