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He came up with even MORE rules later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/06/2008, 8:57am PDT
From page 2 of that thread. He might have actually gone insane in the process of coming up with all these rules. Check out his goony powertrip, which you can only get posting to a shitty board like something awful, talking about trying to ban people in real life. He throws in a little superiority complex while he's at it.

binary badger aka fat faggot wrote:

I never thought I'd have to add this, but:

I reserve the right to ban anyone whom I feel does not fit in with the friendly and decent camaraderie of SA Eats. Not that I'm a Quaker or anything myself, but if I determine that you are going to be a negative influence on the meet, or you participate in thread shitting of a fucking GOON MEET thread, I will ban you the nanosecond enough of my synapses spark in agreement that you are a douche nozzle.

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BTW, I pick the spots for SA Eats through a unusual blend of hitting lots of culinary discussion boards, (NONE at SA, thank goodness) and through a life's history of eating with some pals searching for cheap eats all over NYC, before fucking TimeOut and New York magazine and all those other johnnycomelatelys started publishing their guides) and hitting the pavement and actually VISITING and sometimes EATING at said establishments beforehand.

Also, you are going to dinner with goons. GOONS. Don't come to one expecting to rub elbows with EuroSnobs and George Clooney lookalikes and the Beautiful People. We're just.. goons. If you show up and never come again because you didn't like the company, or you left without at least saying 'nvr cmnbk kthxbye', or you were expecting to meet the goon of your dreams and you were bitterly disappointed, or you thought we were too l33t, or you helped fuck up an Eats, you can join the SA Eats Hall Of Lame.

The SA Eats Hall of Lame
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The Hall of Lame has several wings:

Never Never Land, said they'd show REPEATEDLY, never did

GorillaGrande *
MolluskGoneBad
orangenintendo
WoolTurtle
Mindy Tyrone aka Komrade Konfusious and Silk? (They said they were coming for two weeks straight, we rearranged SA Eats meets just for them, and they bailed at the last second. Probably one more nail in the "Let's let out-of-towners-come-to-the-meets" coffin.)


Came once, never returned

Vang - came to the FIRST Eats, never seen since
jalana *
tastysoup **
flarecat (no reason she's here other than the fact she did come once, never returned, and I needed to add someone to the list since I haven't for a year)


Came twice, never returned

logjammin #


Banned by Popular Demand

Ned


Legend
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* = Their last post on SA ever was in SA Eats and they never ever posted again afterwards! We shocked them back to lurkerdom.

** = Special award for standing us up three times in a row; if you hate everyone in Eats, just do like everyone else does and stop posting!

# = probably got sick of all the posts saying he resembled Alton Brown or somebody, also the first goon (and so far the last) to leave in the middle of the meal and claim he had a 'movie date'

Yes, Korwen only came once but he gets a pass for being a friendly out-of-towner who also invited all SA Eats Goons to look him up if we were ever in Dallas!

BTW, at last count, there have been 17 goons who have told me in person the usual "I would just LOVE to show up at an Eats and the check is in your mouth yadda yadda yadda" but never have. Don't be one of them. And it also shows what a horribly shallow person you are.

If you feel you don't deserve to be in the Hall of Lame, PM me and I'll put it to a vote at the next Eats


NEW NOTE (5/17/08) If you happen to talk to me IRL and the subject of SA Eats comes up and you then either apologize for never coming to one (which is totally unnecessary) or hit me with some sob stories / excuses about not coming, I will stick you in the Hall of Lame faster than the DVD release of Stardust.
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I imagine goonmeets are like anime conventions (bring a flamethrower and blood c by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/06/2008, 7:48am PDT NEW
    He came up with even MORE rules later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/06/2008, 8:57am PDT NEW
        He's not even done. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/06/2008, 9:11am PDT NEW
            Everyone must order a starter; no sharing of starters will be allowed. by Fullofkittens 07/06/2008, 9:36am PDT NEW
                god forbid a non goon might be visiting the same restaurant for any reason by Grumah 07/06/2008, 9:54am PDT NEW
            after having played wow it's clear what kinds of people these are by sdroa jists 02/20/2012, 7:14pm PST NEW
                spergers NT by gruman 02/20/2012, 11:09pm PST NEW
    I do not like a side order of disorderly conduct with my meal by fag fag fag fag fag 07/06/2008, 9:34am PDT NEW
        and if you disrupt the pristine goonmeet he will blast his FUCKING AIRHORN IN TH NT by Grumah 07/06/2008, 9:49am PDT NEW
    Someone did a great service to the human race by Grumah 07/06/2008, 10:07am PDT NEW
        *FUCKING AIRHORN* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/06/2008, 10:28am PDT NEW
        Is it common for men in Jew York Shitty to wear shoulder bags? by Jerry Whorebach 07/06/2008, 11:12am PDT NEW
    Some SASS responses. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/06/2008, 11:42am PDT NEW
        Bumping this because it's delicious. NT by The Good Ship Fatgoon 02/20/2012, 3:31pm PST NEW
        I just especially love the way goons write like they're the most sophisticated c by sdroa jists 02/20/2012, 7:01pm PST NEW
    goons; they will roll into a big ball and DIE NT by Grumah 07/07/2008, 1:50am PDT NEW
    so years ago I was supposed to go to a goon's bachelor thing by jeep 02/20/2012, 4:12pm PST NEW
    this needs to be repeated and archived forever before sa hacks this site too by sdroa jists 02/20/2012, 7:18pm PST NEW
 
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