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| King of Goons by Grumah 07/07/2008, 5:09am PDT | ||||
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| Every human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding social environment, but you goons do not. You move to a basement, and you play MMORPGs, and stuff your neckbearded faces, until every ounce of Doritos and Full Throtle energy drink is consumed. The only way you can survive is to have your wives, or more likely, your mothers, pick up more on their way home from work. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Goons are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=17249&p=1 A white trash CHUCKLEFUCK who hates charity, is on food stamps in section 8 housing and waits for his WIFE (!?!?!?!?) to come home each noon to cook him lunch, while constantly playing matrix online instead of finishing school or taking care of his kids. Child Protection shows up at his apartment of scum a few times for some crazy ass "clearly trumped up" reason. He has a lot of build up but repressed rage (because he likes men) which he apparently unbottles every Halloween with his "creative" ways to scare children. He tries so often to goon-burn people IRL that this exchange occurs: I walked the 6 or 7 blocks to the dealership, and grabbed myself a bottled water to rehydrate. Then I went up to the reception desk to ask to see Bart (the General Manager) and was immediately asked by the receptionist with a grin "Here to ask for your job back?" As a sass commenter puts it: "When receptionists start taking shots at you, its time to start rethinking your life." Then again you gotta wonder what kind of shit this jerk has given her before to deserve that, which he is not informing us of. At least I can blame my CRIPPLING DISABILITY, and I am nowhere near this bad. |
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King of Goons by 07/07/2008, 5:09am PDT  It's 12 pages, he eventually finds out about sass by 07/07/2008, 5:14am PDT I thought I was a loser I guess everythings gonna turn out ok for me in comparis NT by 07/07/2008, 6:48am PDT goons in the negative numbers of gamespots number rating system by 07/07/2008, 7:22am PDT Re: King of Goons by 07/07/2008, 8:16am PDT Ad for the United Way: "Superbums" by 07/07/2008, 3:13pm PDT I think attractive models cost more than $100/day. NT by 07/07/2008, 4:03pm PDT "attractive" (by bum standards) by 07/07/2008, 5:22pm PDT Truly this is an Amazing Ad by 07/07/2008, 9:09pm PDT :( -5 intensely depressing by 07/07/2008, 4:13pm PDT |
