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by Sadakichi Hartmann 07/12/2008, 4:03pm PDT |
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Creexuls, a monster >:3 wrote:
The numbing is wearing off, the Vicodin should be kicking in.
Before you know it you'll be tossing them up in the air and catching them with your mouth, House-style.
One time I was in the waiting room of a dentist's office in Mulefuck, East Tennessee when one of the dentist's smartass Yankee transplant dentist friends called. The following conversation ensued between the two women behind the desk, in an almost incomprehensibly thick (clingy, bitter) Appalachian accent:
1: He said, "what do you get when you put 30 mountain women in a room together?"
Assistant 2: What?
Assistant 1: "A full set of teeth."
(ten second pause)
Assistant 2: I don't get it.
(another ten second pause)
Assistant 1: Me neither.
Working, hard-working Americans, white Americans. :( |
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