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Do something for me. Go to the grocer's, buy a jar of pickles, by Ray of Light 12/14/2004, 7:36pm PST and stick a Dill right up the old Bungsroman, you sighing twat. Name it Caltrops and clench it fondly when reading whatever gleeful patch of forumy sunshine you end up imagining to be a superior replacement. Every time you post there, or as needed, change the pickle. Name the new one Caltrops. The old one, Veronica. When the pickles are gone, drink the sauce and cement the reality of your myopia and gluttony. Smash the jar. Tell your new friends what you've done. Tell them you used to associate with people who wouldn't be shocked. See their reactions range from disgust to vicarious admiration and then recall the time your drunken uncle told you you never know what you've got until you throw it away. Or try to fondle it, in your uncle's case. Realize the shambles you've built from gilded towers and weep, then, as you have in front of us all just now, when the brutal, elegant truth of what we like to call "The Caltops Outsiders' Law" penetrates your being like so many pickles: The problem is you. Only then, will you be free. Ray!

This place is just sad, now by fagpacket, chunguo, hans gruber 12/14/2004, 5:58pm PST     What if INC says something funny after you leave? You are rolling the dice. NT by Mysterio 12/14/2004, 6:34pm PST     Do something for me. Go to the grocer's, buy a jar of pickles, by Ray of Light 12/14/2004, 7:36pm PST         Fag. NT by Entropy Stew 12/14/2004, 8:09pm PST             Not me NT by Entropy Stew 12/15/2004, 2:41pm PST                 What? NT by laudablepuss 12/15/2004, 3:33pm PST                     Roxette NT by I need clarification 12/15/2004, 5:37pm PST                         I can't take it any longer! by Bill Dungsroman 12/15/2004, 6:23pm PST                             It's a private AIM joke between Fussbett and INC. by Mysterio 12/16/2004, 12:26am PST                                 No even. Private joke between INC and INC. NT by Fussbett 12/16/2004, 1:40am PST                                     I don't even know what Roxette is. My ATORs always suck shit. NT by I need clarification 12/16/2004, 4:38pm PST                                         Is that why it's so hard to tell who's driving behind the nick? NT by I need clarification 12/16/2004, 6:09pm PST                                             Because ators and mysterios are all dumb. NT by Creexul :( 12/16/2004, 10:35pm PST                                                 Not me. I'm hilarious. NT by Mysterio 12/17/2004, 12:08am PST                                                     haha :) NT by Mysterio 12/17/2004, 12:57am PST                                                 NO YOU ARE. DUMMY. NT by Mysterio 12/17/2004, 1:28am PST                                             No part of your brain said, "maybe don't post this?" :( NT by I need clarification 12/17/2004, 2:47am PST                                                 You make it so easy, don't you? by Mysterio 12/17/2004, 3:02am PST                                                     He should post as NT by Mysterio NT by NT by Mysterio 12/17/2004, 4:32am PST                                                     Hey pal. by Bill Dungsroman 12/17/2004, 12:33pm PST     This place is always sad. by Fussbett 12/14/2004, 11:02pm PST     See you Tuesday! by Mischief Maker 12/16/2004, 3:42pm PST         You've gone downhill, MM. by U USED TO BE FUNNAY 12/16/2004, 4:27pm PST             NO FAT CHICKS NT by Mysterio 12/16/2004, 4:28pm PST                 IN PARTY HATS!!! NT by Go ahead and jump. 12/20/2004, 1:50pm PST             I have a fanbase! That says I've sold out! :) !!!!!!!!! NT by Mischief Maker 12/19/2004, 5:29pm PST