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Re: Yes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/07/2008, 2:38am PDT
It is my belief that The Addams Family and Twilight Zone are the two most important pinball games ever made. I found out from the DVD Tilt: The Battle to Save Pinball, that because of the enormous success of the Addams Family, Pat Lawlor was basically allowed to do whatever the hell he wanted for Twilight Zone. And we all benefit, to this day, for it. Pinball is presently in a holding pattern where two misfired licenses will probably kill new games off for years, but to even get to this point it required The Addams Family moving 20,270 units.

The only time I have ever come close to getting a replay on a game has been the Addams Family. It really is amazing. A pinball idiot like myself can jump on and feel like stuff is being accomplished, while at the same time it is my understanding that the flow is fun for better players. And I wish I had been more aware of pinball when it came out, as that goddamn disembodied hand doing shit was amazing the first time I encountered it myself, a couple years ago.

That being said, nobody will ever make another game like Twilight Zone. It's not even the Citizen Kane of pinball, because while that movie has become a cliche for "best movie ever," no pinball designer has tried to surpass Twilight Zone. I don't get to play it often, but when I do go to play pinball, it's the one I spend the most time on.

The magnetic flippers is absolutely mind-blowing as a concept. The fact that Lawlor then goes and adds a ceramic ball to the game, so it is impervious to the unique addition to pinball the TZ has, is just amazing. He invented something new for his game, then immediately starts thinking of how to counter it. The spinning clock in the game works, and is necessary, the panel layout with all the doors is something a lot of pinball games need to tell you what modes are active or accomplished, and it just aesthetically looks right on TZ in a way I don't think it does in many other games. At one point the game starts spouting lines from Lawlor's previous games, which is the awesome kind of arrogance you like to see from a game designer (in other words, the exact opposite of Molyneuxing it).

They also got the Golden Earring song involved.

If it were just a video game, it would be in the discussion with Mario 64, Doom, FF3 and Pac-Man and so forth. And then, on top of all of this, it would take someone like me, a casual player, years to even begin to master it. It's the only game I have ever done research on before and after playing. I haven't written stuff down on paper before playing, because I'd like to get laid again in my lifetime, but it's the only pinball game that would make you want to do that. I can't say enough about it. There's usually some asshole on it when I go to the pinball place to play it, so I have to do the creepy hover with rape eyes thing. I'm okay doing that. I'm okay being that guy for Twilight Zone.

the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
In this thread, I will make statements that no one should disagree with NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 11:29am PDT
    Dinosaur Comics is by far the best web comic of all-time, no other ones are clos NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 11:30am PDT
        I almost agree ... but Achewood :( NT by Bunyip 08/05/2008, 6:01pm PDT
            The last 18 months have made Bunyip look pretty dumb for saying this. NT by a fairy princess 02/26/2010, 6:23pm PST
                I have had reason to wish it was further down the thread. NT by Bunyip 02/28/2010, 3:35pm PST
        Kasabian has the best haircuts in rock NT by WITTGENSTEIN 11/05/2011, 10:15am PDT
    Warlords is the greatest Atari 2600 game ever, NOT River Raid, as sometimes said NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 11:31am PDT
        I agree with this statement. NT by Hans Clastorp 08/05/2008, 11:38am PDT
    A competitive eating game will work on only two platforms: Wii and Arcade NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 11:31am PDT
        No one wants to code for shitty piss 3 anyway. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/05/2008, 6:14pm PDT
        The Kotaku review video for this will be amazing. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/18/2008, 1:19pm PDT
    Had the Toronto Blue Jays been an NL team, they would have won the WS in 2007 NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 11:32am PDT
    It was not impossible to make Caltrops loginless. It was impossible to do it oth NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 11:34am PDT
        Actually you could have logins but still post ano - SHIT by Entropy Stew, R.S.S. 08/05/2008, 3:37pm PDT
            Well, yeah, and Rapture could have technically been built in Africa, BUT STILL. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 5:25pm PDT
    The Twilight Zone is the greatest pinball game ever made NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 11:37am PDT
        No, Cyclo WHOOPS by I need clarification 08/05/2008, 12:35pm PDT
        It's better than The Addams Family? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/05/2008, 12:49pm PDT
            Yes. NT by Fussbett 08/05/2008, 1:25pm PDT
                Re: Yes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/07/2008, 2:38am PDT
                    Geez get a room by bombMexico 08/17/2008, 1:01pm PDT
                        We're living in a world where it is less embarrassing to be Jubilee than "the NT by ball"? REALLY? Ice Cream Jonsey 08/17/2008, 1:25pm PDT
                            Socially, pinball's up there with lawn darts is all i'm saying. by bombMexico 08/17/2008, 1:51pm PDT
                                You can judge me. *You* may judge me. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/17/2008, 2:43pm PDT
                                    not having permission to judge was the only thing holding me back by bombMexico 08/17/2008, 6:09pm PDT
                                        Re: not having permission to judge was the only thing holding me back by Sadakichi Hartmann 08/17/2008, 9:46pm PDT
                                            Robot Hooker: The game NT by mark 08/17/2008, 10:31pm PDT
                                            Bride of Pinbot by Mischief Maker 08/31/2008, 9:42am PDT
                                        This forum used to be so fucking good. No wonder I posted here. by Jerry Whorebach 08/13/2020, 10:43pm PDT
                                            Yep. It used to be great. Then you guys all left. NT by Mysterious Stranger 08/14/2020, 3:09am PDT
                        Re: Geez get a room by Mischief Maker 08/18/2008, 10:34am PDT
                            We should have tags for embedding webcomics directly into the subject line. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2008, 10:51am PDT
    Apple would have won if the first Mac was backwards compatible with the //e NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 10:00pm PDT
    The health constantly decreasing in Gauntlet killed off arcades, not home consol NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 10:03pm PDT
    The PC version of Lode Runner was the best because it did NOT use a joystick NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2008, 10:05pm PDT
    Destructivator is fucking awesome and anyone who disagrees is a whiny shit by Mischief Maker 08/07/2008, 6:07pm PDT
    Last one: Debaser by the Pixies is the greatest side one track one of all-time NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/08/2008, 1:51pm PDT
        You had a good posting run here. It couldn't have lasted forever. NT by Smells Like Teen Spirit 08/08/2008, 2:57pm PDT
            Hm that song wasn't really that good. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/08/2008, 3:09pm PDT
                It was an excellent song! Especially the parts that sound just like "U-Mass" NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2008, 4:31pm PDT
                Was it better than Debaser? Yes. NT by Smells Like Teen Spirit 08/17/2008, 9:30pm PDT
                    I don't listen to SOFT ASS SHIT. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/17/2008, 11:31pm PDT
                    Can Debaser have its guitar and drum parts back when SLTS is done w/ them? NT by Even Cobain Admits Rip-off 08/18/2008, 11:35am PDT
                        This guy seems like a sort of one-topic new poster NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/18/2008, 1:15pm PDT
                        I like this argument. Is the end game that rock and roll is just the blues, rea NT by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 1:05am PDT
                            In the end, didn't Chuck Barry get the idea from Marty McFly? by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 9:19am PDT
            Re: You had a good posting run here. It couldn't have lasted forever. by Mischief Maker 08/18/2008, 11:40am PDT
                Tying it all together by Zsenitan 08/18/2008, 12:43pm PDT
        Although this is the best album of all time, "Tired of Sex" is the best S1T1. by Fullofkittens 08/28/2008, 12:07am PDT
            You're right NT by Vested Id 08/28/2008, 2:03am PDT
        Grantland guy does an article on side 1 track 1s by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/20/2015, 9:56pm PDT
        At the Drive In - Arcarsenal NT by Entropy Stew 08/22/2015, 10:49pm PDT
    The Pianist is a better holocaust movie than Schindler's List by Jerry Whorebach 08/27/2008, 11:53pm PDT
    SSX Tricky is still the best SSX game. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/16/2009, 11:52am PDT
        Strike that, best snowboarding game period. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/16/2009, 11:54am PDT
            I liked SSX3 slightly more NT by Fortinbras 06/16/2009, 1:11pm PDT
    Def Jam Fight for New York is the best Def Jam game. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/16/2009, 1:11pm PDT
    Having to login to Steam and WGL to play DoW2 will be viewed dumber than IRQ NT by shit was in the DOS days - ICJ 08/04/2009, 9:53pm PDT
        Can someone explain this to a newbie? NT by Lurked, Loved, Lost 12/15/2015, 1:36pm PST
    The Jerry Orbach/Jesse L. Martin periods were the best seasons of Law and Order NT by Fortinbras 08/09/2009, 4:11pm PDT
        Any seasons without Adam Schiff should be immediately disqualified. by Jerry Whorebach 08/09/2009, 5:57pm PDT
            You didn't even like the episode where ADA Borgia gets found dead in a trunk? NT by Fortinbras 08/09/2009, 10:38pm PDT
    Ratcheting screwdrivers are awesome. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/12/2009, 11:06pm PDT
        This will be my first cybernetic implant by Cyberstew 02/19/2013, 4:34pm PST
    Every game Brian Reynolds touches is awesome NT by Fortinbras 09/27/2009, 9:37pm PDT
    The Super Mario Bros. in Super Mario All-Stars isn't as good as the original. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/07/2010, 5:43pm PST
        Super Mario All-Stars Wii: still broken. Reviewers: still don't know or care. by Jerry Whorebach 12/18/2010, 2:25pm PST
            Simon Parkin sounds like a bit of a gay ass motherfucker. Eurogamer indeed. NT by Eurotrash 12/18/2010, 2:54pm PST
    Irfanview has the worst icon in the history of computing. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2010, 10:27pm PST
        Re: Irfanview has the worst icon in the history of computing. by Jerry Whorebach 01/28/2010, 10:56pm PST
            yes, and aaahahha. solution: change it. NT by up with pod people 01/28/2010, 11:46pm PST
                Was anyone looking for a solution? NT by It's just like a man to look for so 01/29/2010, 3:31am PST
                Re: yes, and aaahahha. solution: change it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/03/2010, 10:49am PST
                    Re: yes, and aaahahha. solution: change it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/04/2010, 5:38pm PST
        I can't disagree with this NT by Entropy Stew 01/29/2010, 12:09am PST
    Unless you use VS for everything dev work in Windows is complete misery NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2010, 9:36am PST
        I'm using Visual SlickEdit so I guess I can't disagree by Entropy Stew 02/03/2010, 10:26am PST
    YouTube is now more MTV than MTV is. NT by Noi Dau Don 02/03/2010, 4:15pm PST
        What lifestyle is YouTube selling by Vested Id 02/04/2010, 12:34am PST
    The IF Panel is going to be the only PAX East Panel that I enjoy. NT by Worm 02/04/2010, 7:29am PST
        Ice Cream Jonesy's PAX East NT by Fullofkittens 02/04/2010, 7:35am PST
            NDX East (Necrotic Drift Expo) NT by Get Limp 02/04/2010, 8:00am PST
    The fact that playing a game on Steam pauses downloads is bullshit. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/26/2010, 3:35pm PST
        it doesn't pause the downloads they still run in the background what are you stu by irony 02/26/2010, 5:59pm PST
            Re: it doesn't pause the downloads they still run in the background what are you by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/27/2010, 12:10am PST
        Because I really want some TF2 hat downloads to fuck up my ping NT by Entropy Stew 02/28/2010, 6:40pm PST
        Re: The fact that playing a game on Steam pauses downloads is bullshit. by jeep 11/28/2011, 3:58pm PST
    The term "Role-Playing Game" is vague and confusing, we should call them NT by Fantasy Adventure Games 10/13/2010, 7:43am PDT
    Every band with more than a handful of singles should have a singles compilation by Jerry Whorebach 10/16/2010, 7:45pm PDT
        Waitaminnit, Once doesn't have any B-sides! Which compo was I thinking of? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/16/2010, 7:47pm PDT
            Twice Upon A Time? NT by McMoo 12/02/2011, 6:52am PST
        This goes double for The Smiths, The Cure, and Depeche Mode by Fullofkittens 10/16/2010, 8:05pm PDT
            You should be careful what you say to me about music... by Jerry Whorebach 10/16/2010, 8:45pm PDT
            Pet Shop Boys by Noi Dau Don 10/18/2010, 3:24am PDT
                Jsoh sings Rent to Jhoh every night before bedtime NT by discuss. 10/18/2010, 10:38pm PDT
            Crowd: PLAY WHIP IT! Mark Mothersbaugh: No. NT by Entropy Stew 10/18/2010, 8:36am PDT
                they will look up and shout, "Save us!" And I'll whisper, "no." NT by Rorschach 10/18/2010, 10:58am PDT
                    That's the joke. NT by Wolfgang McRanier 11/30/2011, 8:36pm PST
            Re: This goes double for The Smiths, The Cure, and Depeche Mode by ndd 12/01/2011, 4:36pm PST
                Hmm by Fullofkittens 12/01/2011, 8:57pm PST
    In the World Series, the Designated Hitter rule should take precedence NT by Fortinbras 10/28/2010, 6:47pm PDT
    Hellraiser 2 is by far the best Hellraiser movie NT by fullofkittens 06/14/2011, 3:21pm PDT
        Well great, you broke the thread. by Mischief Maker 06/14/2011, 3:33pm PDT
            What's wrong with camp? by FoK 06/14/2011, 4:30pm PDT
    Kaitlin Olson is the finest female situation comedy actor ever. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/26/2011, 7:42pm PDT
    In order to stay thin after Halloween by Souffle of Pain 10/31/2011, 9:30pm PDT
        Re: In order to stay thin after Halloween by Vested Id 10/31/2011, 10:35pm PDT
            Throwing away perfectly good doughnuts? That's it, this thread is over. NT by I'm shutting it down. 10/31/2011, 10:55pm PDT
    People who say "bro" ironically are worse than people who use it genuinely NT by Commandment 12 11/05/2011, 12:04pm PDT
    Slapshot is terrible whenever the Hansons aren't on screen. NT by Jessica Alba 11/28/2011, 9:26am PST
        Jessica Alba sucks pussy NT by Vested Id 11/28/2011, 2:42pm PST
    The questions in Ebert's Movie Answer Man column are mostly all written by him NT by Vested Id 12/27/2011, 3:20pm PST
    16:9 is a stupid aspect ratio. NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/12/2012, 2:50pm PDT
    grok is a stupid word that no one should use NT by Rafiki 07/02/2012, 2:47pm PDT
    Power Rangers: Jungle Fury is by far the best iteration of Power Rangers. NT by Fullofkittens 02/19/2013, 3:43pm PST
        I think I subliminally put 'by far' in my own head looking at the thread. NT by But it's true. 02/19/2013, 3:47pm PST
        Five black rangers? NT by that's racist 02/19/2013, 5:10pm PST
    HTML/CSS are abysmal for layout. HTML should have been deprecated 23 years ago by Rafiki 03/04/2013, 10:18am PST
        Examples? I thought the main issue was cross-browser compliance (IE) by Entropy Stew 03/04/2013, 10:45am PST
            Everything. All things. by Rafiki 03/04/2013, 12:02pm PST
                Re: Everything. All things. by Entropy Stew 03/04/2013, 3:28pm PST
                    Re: Everything. All things. by Rafiki 03/05/2013, 7:52am PST
                        Haha, I didn't try this on IE9. Worked perfectly in Chrome and Firefox by Entropy Stew 03/05/2013, 11:54am PST
                            Aaaand IE 10 has the moving-under problem like you said. Fuck CSS by Entropy Stew 03/05/2013, 12:22pm PST
                                Re: Aaaand IE 10 has the moving-under problem like you said. Fuck CSS by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/05/2013, 7:07pm PST
                After taking classes for HTML/CSS for the first time, this post was gold by nope 06/14/2016, 6:11pm PDT
        How a CSS triangle is made by E. L. Koba 10/09/2013, 12:25pm PDT
    They will never make a better Tetris than Tetris DX. by Jerry Whorebach 04/12/2013, 9:36pm PDT
        Does that one let you "save" pieces for later? NT by MM 04/13/2013, 11:32pm PDT
            Ha ha, NO. But it does add a battery, so you can "save" your high scores! NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/14/2013, 1:29am PDT
    The blue shell in Mario Kart should be an option you can turn off. NT by Fullofkittens 04/13/2013, 8:40am PDT
        Mario Kart is a game that places fun ahead of pure competition by fabio 04/13/2013, 3:45pm PDT
            It's a good thing this thread isn't a democracy... by Jerry Whorebach 04/13/2013, 5:02pm PDT
            It's still on when you're playing single player... still more fun? by Fullofkittens 04/13/2013, 7:07pm PDT
                Re: It's still on when you're playing single player... still more fun? by fabio 04/13/2013, 9:09pm PDT
    Plenty of Fish is Okcupid for fat people NT by no chubbies 04/26/2013, 11:20pm PDT
    Anyone who starts a sentence with "You realize" is a faggot. NT by Souffle of Pain 05/25/2013, 4:14pm PDT
        Really? NT by REALLY? 05/25/2013, 4:19pm PDT
        YOU REALIZE..... NT by I am a faggot? Oh FUCK. 05/26/2013, 3:25pm PDT
    Anyone who owns a Scarface poster does not understand the point of the movie NT by The Happiness Engine 05/27/2013, 12:55am PDT
        Anyone who quotes Duval from Apocalyse Now does not understand the NT by point of the movie 05/27/2013, 12:57am PDT
            Quoting the bad guys means you didn't understand the thing you watched. NT by From Hell's heart, I st--DIDNTGETIT 05/27/2013, 2:06pm PDT
        So what was the point of the movie? NT by Eurotrash 05/27/2013, 12:29pm PDT
            The American Dream is a hollow lie. by Mischief Maker 05/27/2013, 12:39pm PDT
    The most interesting thing about Wonder Man was his jacket. by Jerry Whorebach 09/07/2013, 3:51am PDT
        I agree with this, too. NT by Souffle of Pain 10/06/2013, 10:54am PDT
    Chris Kluwe is the worst "famous gamer" since Gabe from Penny Arcade by WITTGENSTEIN 10/06/2013, 9:56am PDT
        It's true NT by Souffle of Pain 10/06/2013, 10:53am PDT
            I don't always have time for internet pity parties. What's the story here? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/07/2013, 8:58am PDT
    Streets of Rage 2 is superior to any version of Final Fight, even the arcade. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/03/2014, 2:12pm PDT
    Street Fighter Alpha 2 should've been called Street Fighter III by Jerry Whorebach 09/06/2014, 12:20pm PDT
    The best publicity for Common Core: the examples shared by idiot parents on FB by Vested Id 09/30/2014, 10:42pm PDT
    The only point to city street sweeping is making money from parking tickets by fabio 10/27/2014, 8:34am PDT
        (I also suspect cycling zealots are to blame) by fabio 10/27/2014, 8:40am PDT
    The way postgres handles users and trusts by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/14/2014, 10:05am PST
        Gonna have to disagree. by The Happiness Engine 11/14/2014, 2:56pm PST
            I brought the issue up in BIT.TRIP.RUNNER. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/14/2014, 9:57pm PST
        *massages temples* NT by Entropy Stew 11/14/2014, 10:35pm PST
    "The Impression That I Get" is the definitive Third Wave Ska song. by Fullofkittens 02/17/2015, 7:54pm PST
    The Github streak is a more motivating factor to work than salary. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/28/2015, 11:54pm PDT
    Five Nights at Freddy's should have stopped at 1 NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/24/2015, 11:17am PDT
    Autoplay videos anywhere other than Youtube, et al. should be banned NT by Rafiki 07/28/2015, 11:16am PDT
        Bon Appetit's web developers should be shot by Rafiki 08/20/2018, 7:32pm PDT
    News videos that don't show the thing but just a report about the thing should b NT by Rafiki 07/28/2015, 11:19am PDT
        "No video, pretend story does not exist" - stations do that already NT by Vested Id 07/28/2015, 1:16pm PDT
    Nobody under 25 gets half the jokes in Wayne's World anymore NT by fabio 09/27/2015, 7:11am PDT
        fuck, maybe even 30 NT by fabio 09/27/2015, 7:13am PDT
    People that password protect archives of pirated software are worthless shitheel by Rafiki 11/15/2015, 6:47pm PST
    Anyone writing an article with Mr Skin style porn jokes needs to be shot NT by 8======D 12/18/2015, 12:34pm PST
    Win7's exp when you hit the Win key was perfect, should not have been changed. NT by Fullofkittens 03/15/2016, 7:42pm PDT
    Universal ammo has never improved any action game ever. by Mischief Maker 06/14/2016, 5:00am PDT
    Buffalo Trace is the best fifth of bourbon you can buy under $30. NT by Fullofkittens 07/21/2016, 8:13pm PDT
    Keith Olbermann is the Confused Matthew of political commentary NT by HOW DARE YOU, MOVIE! 07/30/2016, 5:52am PDT
    People who write smug articles to "ruin" something are universally awful people NT by Rafiki 01/04/2017, 12:51pm PST
        Example? I am intrigued. NT by pinback 01/04/2017, 1:15pm PST
    No Man's Sky was The Phantom Menace of video gaming. by Mischief Maker 01/07/2017, 11:35am PST
        Yes. And some people to this day still defend it! NT by Kenny Mayne 01/07/2017, 1:32pm PST
        Expectations for me are high? by procedural generated survival craft 01/07/2017, 6:14pm PST
    Steam should not engage "Big Picture Mode" if you are not using a TV. by Fullofkittens 05/10/2017, 7:03pm PDT
        Yes! Huge annoyance. by Jack Bauer 05/10/2017, 7:14pm PDT
    Nobody uses the "skip intro" button when watching Stranger Things. NT by Mischief Maker 10/29/2017, 7:52pm PDT
        hahah by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/29/2017, 8:51pm PDT
    Referring to glorified complex statistical models as "neural networks" or "AI" NT by cheapens the concept 11/07/2017, 10:41am PST
    People with the garbage can car should stop volunteering to drive by Rafiki 11/07/2017, 5:51pm PST
        No, you should stop _accepting the offer_ NT by Every girl crazy for dry-assed man 11/08/2017, 5:04am PST
            Your car stinks and is filled with trash and you should feel bad NT by Top coat, dry ass, and I don’t wo 11/08/2017, 10:55am PST
                Let's get a group order in for top coat. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/09/2017, 8:41am PST
            You should be glad we're not signing posts anymore, because this one would haunt NT by you like an unpleasant odour. 11/08/2017, 12:00pm PST
    Every tower defense shooter hybrid would be improved by going pure shooter or TD NT by fabio 11/14/2017, 9:55am PST
    Nobody will notice at a glance your overpriced SUV is a Lamborghini. by Mischief Maker 12/04/2017, 9:27pm PST
        Reminds me of the 2014 Cadillac Escalade by Mysterio, "Thought Leader" 12/04/2017, 9:29pm PST
    Mr Bean has aged horrendously NT by holy shit 12/19/2017, 8:14pm PST
    Feather is the best fill material for a pillow. NT by Mehphistopheles 12/20/2017, 4:06pm PST
        Nop NT by People with allergies 12/20/2017, 4:46pm PST
        20% down outer 80% feather inner all night long BEDBRO NT by Entropy Stew 12/27/2017, 7:07pm PST
            I enjoy feeling the occasional quill to remind me that I'm sleeping on dead by animal parts. -Mehphistopheles 12/28/2017, 6:22am PST
                Isn't this the guy who tried convincing Bill Dungsroman to be a doctor? NT by Roop 12/28/2017, 12:41pm PST
                    No. Though I've never tried dissuading someone from being a doctor. NT by Mehphistopheles 12/28/2017, 6:12pm PST
                        My mistake, wrong prince of darkness NT by Roop 12/28/2017, 9:22pm PST
    People with allergies are just faking it to get sympathy. NT by Mehphistopheles 12/20/2017, 5:49pm PST
    Mass Effect 2 was only the 2nd best Mass Effect NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 12/27/2017, 10:36am PST
    This is the best Dr Who theme by laudablepuss 12/28/2017, 3:33pm PST
        Delia Derbyshire is God NT by Fullofkittens 12/28/2017, 8:04pm PST
            Re: Delia Derbyshire is God by laudablepuss 04/05/2021, 8:02pm PDT
        updated link by laudablepuss 03/06/2018, 3:00pm PST
        At least the Sylvester version didn't have bombastic orchestral accompaniment. NT by MM 04/06/2021, 9:50am PDT
            No I agree by laudablepuss 04/06/2021, 12:34pm PDT
    The instructional designers at LEGO should make the docs for everything by Fullofkittens 12/29/2017, 12:47pm PST
            That's orchestrators but it is a valid point by Fullofkittens 12/30/2017, 7:09am PST
    Every single Star Wars video game has had a better story than all the movies NT by since 1983 12/30/2017, 4:02pm PST
    (Dirty dishes) it's never ok to put silverware in glasses by laudablepuss 01/01/2018, 9:53am PST
        Not ok to use this important thread to try and prove existence of girlfriend by Bob mexico 01/01/2018, 8:19pm PST
    Videogame Dunkey is the only good gaming youtuber by Vested Id 02/28/2018, 7:45pm PST
        This is like saying South Park is the only good TV show. by Dream Cast 03/01/2018, 2:56am PST
            Dumb aside by laudablepuss 03/01/2018, 11:47am PST
            More like..... no guy buy NT by hrewhrwehrwehrwehrwerhwerhwerhwer 03/06/2018, 5:40pm PST
        Bro Team is good, Dunkey is great NT by I'm Oyster 03/01/2018, 7:13am PST
            Fair but in his own category by Vested Id 03/01/2018, 3:49pm PST
    The KOF cast would be way more interesting if SNK allowed them to age naturally. NT by Like 'For Better or For Worse' 04/01/2018, 6:49am PDT
    Fortnite is superior to PUBG in every single way and PUBG deserves to die NT by like the POS asset-flip it is 04/16/2018, 8:47pm PDT
        What a dumb take. Fuck off. NT by Eury 01/21/2020, 1:55pm PST
        Yeah. This one was awful. This person should be ashamed. NT by Kenji Carter 05/24/2020, 11:29pm PDT
    Half the political strife in the US would be gone if we eliminated writing on NT by cake. 05/22/2018, 9:14am PDT
    Wing Commander 3 and 4 go completely off the rails from WC1/WC2 by Mysterio 11/05/2018, 1:42pm PST
        Re: Wing Commander 3 and 4 go completely off the rails from WC1/WC2 by laudablepuss 11/06/2018, 10:54am PST
    Fantastic Beasts is as damaging to HP as prequels were to SW NT by Mysterio 11/27/2018, 12:04pm PST
    The “stop” button should be removed from browsers since it has no purpose NT by Rafiki 12/20/2018, 1:29pm PST
        what about unwanted redirects from pirated movies NT by Mysterio 12/20/2018, 2:42pm PST
            Does it actually accomplish that? by Rafiki 12/21/2018, 8:07am PST
    Haribo-brand gummy bears are the best gummy bears of all gummy bears NT by pinback 01/09/2019, 1:30pm PST
        pinback actually RIGHT about something for once by Mmm, Venus Gummi 01/09/2019, 1:32pm PST
            What are the best gummies of all time then? NT by RetroRomper 01/09/2019, 6:28pm PST
                I'm a fan of Gimbal's Scottie Dogs. NT by Mischief Maker 01/09/2019, 6:39pm PST
    American AAA gaming is a wasteland and Paradox and ProjektRED in Europe are NT by carrying the torch for good games 04/09/2019, 8:05pm PDT
        HA! NT by CyberPUNKED! 02/20/2021, 8:56am PST
    The way SublimeText handles preference setting is a fucken shitshow. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/20/2019, 10:36pm PDT
        Good Christ, yes. Yes it is. NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/27/2019, 10:18pm PDT
        Atom as well! What the fuck! by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/13/2019, 6:36pm PDT
    The Cleveland Show was funnier than American Dad. NT by pinback 10/22/2019, 12:35pm PDT
    Randy Marsh is the best South Park character. NT by pinback 11/02/2019, 11:50am PDT
    ok boomer is the most desperate attempt at generational divide the Russians have by Kenji Carter 11/06/2019, 7:33pm PST
        Is this for real? by Vested Id 01/21/2020, 1:58pm PST
        It has morphed from sarcasm to a thumbs up and a smile. OK! Boomer! by Roop 05/25/2020, 1:48am PDT
    It's impossible to kidnap a kid from a house with a dumbwaiter. NT by Can't be done. 05/24/2020, 6:55pm PDT
    1.8 ounces of whole nutmeg is a lifetime's supply. by The Happiness Engine 08/10/2020, 1:58pm PDT
    Nothing makes me cringe more than someone my age posting on video game forums. by Jerry Whorebaach 08/13/2020, 10:16pm PDT
        ????? NT by Huh? 08/14/2020, 2:04am PDT
            NordVPN is ATORing as Jerry and it's really easy to tell the difference. NT by The Happiness Engine 08/14/2020, 4:02pm PDT
    'Western' is the least worst genre of film. by Brody Wilder 10/15/2020, 4:46pm PDT
        If you want to identify bad movies by keyword, start with "consumption". by Brody Wilder 11/15/2020, 3:26pm PST
            Re: If you want to identify bad movies by keyword, start with "consumption". by Vested Id 11/16/2020, 10:45pm PST
                We're like the two opposing male love interests in a Powell and Pressburger movi by Brody Wilder 11/17/2020, 8:23am PST
                    Being honest, I'm not 100% sure I understood Colonel Blimp. by Brody Wilder 11/20/2020, 3:42pm PST
   NT by pinback 11/17/2020, 6:04am PST
    The idea of a "ground floor" should be done away with and just make it 1st floor NT by The Butcher 11/16/2020, 10:49am PST
    Chess needs to stop being treated as a sign of general intelligence by The Queen's ham pit 11/17/2020, 2:12am PST
    Anyone with an alternative spelling to their name has a 90% chance of by being an asshole 11/30/2020, 6:27am PST
    Anyone who claims the "same thing over and over" definition of insanity is a NT by philosopher idiot 12/02/2020, 10:31am PST
        I agree with this one too. NT by I Hate Epic 12/02/2020, 11:57am PST
    Doom 3 did nothing right NT by nothing 12/04/2020, 6:40am PST
    "Stay safe" is the new "thoughts and prayers" NT by veneer of caring 12/05/2020, 10:10am PST
        No, "we believe the science" is the new "thoughts and prayers" NT by MM 12/05/2020, 10:43am PST
    The best thing about the COVID vaccine will be... by veneer of caring 12/10/2020, 11:15am PST
    Learning the International Phonetic Alphabet is more work than rotely memorizing NT by pronunciation ofevery existing word 12/10/2020, 11:39am PST
        Sad! by Peregrine 12/10/2020, 12:46pm PST
    AC adapters located right at the plug should have been phased out 25 years ago NT by economy of outlet space 12/13/2020, 6:56am PST
    Every single xkcd fan I've met in real life was a terrible human being NT by truth 12/27/2020, 4:40am PST
        The one things there's not an xkdc about NT by Incredible self-importance 12/27/2020, 11:06am PST
    Lars Van Trier's documentaries are as great as his non-docs are terrible NT by mic drop 01/12/2021, 4:55am PST
        WHOOPS! by Werner Herzog 01/12/2021, 8:22am PST
    The DisplayPort adapter sucks dick. NT by Mysterio 01/31/2021, 8:05pm PST
    All radio stations need to stop playing Diver Down by laudablepuss 02/02/2021, 1:48pm PST
        What's a radio NT by , GRANDPA? 02/02/2021, 3:16pm PST
            *angry inarticulate old man noises* by laudablepuss 02/02/2021, 3:22pm PST
        No more Pretty Woman *boo hoo hoo* NT by laudablepusss 02/02/2021, 3:47pm PST
            Are you not getting that these are all shitty covers? by laudablepuss 02/02/2021, 5:12pm PST
    Contra is the best aged NES game NT by Spread eagle shot 02/12/2021, 12:58am PST
        It's true NT by Ichabod 02/20/2021, 9:24am PST
        Metroid is the worst aged NES game NT by curl up into ball, cry 02/23/2021, 2:17pm PST
    Twin Peaks: The Return was to Lynch fans as Great Gatsby was to Kaufman fans NT by it fucking sucked, guys 02/20/2021, 8:53am PST
        It was brilliant, shut up by Vested Id 02/20/2021, 3:59pm PST
            Of course the dumbest person here loved it NT by to own the fans 02/20/2021, 11:50pm PST
    Every Nintendo DS game should have been made compatible with the Switch NT by at least 3 years ago 02/23/2021, 12:46pm PST
    No first entry in a creative franchise should have a colon in the title NT by Small Intestine: The Rectum 03/01/2021, 10:42am PST
    Dr. Mario is Tetris for dads and girlfriends NT by ur mom 03/16/2021, 1:02pm PDT
    Ducktales NES was only good comparative to other licensed games NT by LJN garbage heap 03/22/2021, 9:04am PDT
    Robot hookers and VR-Matrix sex will eradicate all conflict NT by Dresden COCKak 04/02/2021, 9:44am PDT
    We should be printing books about how to survive a societal collapse. by Droz 04/05/2021, 6:17pm PDT
        Good news AND bad news NT by You'll fucking die 04/05/2021, 7:19pm PDT
            No offense, but you sound like every gypsy I've ever talked to. by Droz 04/05/2021, 8:03pm PDT
                We prefer Rom or Romani. NT by You'll still fucking die 04/06/2021, 6:50pm PDT
                    You're already sunburnt, too, so you've got nothing to worry about. by Droz 04/06/2021, 8:59pm PDT
        Ryan North wrote this, it's called HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING. NT by Fullofkittens 04/06/2021, 5:53am PDT
    creampies > facials NT by wake up, porn producers! 04/12/2021, 12:11pm PDT
        and is regulating the volume of the preceding commercial still by beyond our tech level? 04/19/2021, 12:55am PDT
        and what is the fucking deal with the deluge of by incest 04/19/2021, 1:00am PDT
            Milf porn with an edge NT by Stop looking at porn 04/20/2021, 4:30pm PDT
        Any porn video that ends with the man jerking himself to orgasm is a failure NT by Let her work her magic! 04/20/2021, 4:26pm PDT
    Nobody has missed the point of a movie harder than John Wayne with High Noon NT by when he made Rio Bravo 06/13/2021, 12:58pm PDT
        I thought Rio Bravo was an intentional counter to High Noon. NT by MM 06/13/2021, 1:59pm PDT
            nevermind. NT by MM 06/13/2021, 2:00pm PDT
    No Mercy was the best Left 4 Dead campaign NT by from BOTH games! 06/18/2021, 9:24am PDT
        Re: No Mercy was the best Left 4 Dead campaign by laudablepuss 06/18/2021, 2:08pm PDT
    Iron sights, not regenerating health, is the worst thing to ever happen to NT by FPS games 08/05/2021, 6:39am PDT
        Why? NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 08/05/2021, 10:50am PDT
    Shake Hands with the Devil (2004) is the most important movie ever made about NT by military interventionism. 08/30/2021, 11:38am PDT
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