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Re: Just so you (and your BIG HUNK OF MACHO MAN) know by whydirt 07/27/2004, 6:14pm PDT
Zseni wrote:

whydirt wrote:

The invention of automatic weapons moved swords out of the manly (BEEF JERKY) and into anachronistically nerdy. Unless you're a half-vampire. Although that would explain your stance on JERKY.

You're whydirt. You once wiffled at me about advice for your lessons in martial arts and "tactics". Remember how I had to tell you to cool it so you don't blow your wad on talking about martial arts and tactics instead of doing them? How are they going, by the way?

I know you couldn't hack it after the second week, if you even bothered going at all, so I don't know why I asked.
I finished the class a hunk of tight muscle, sinue, and bone throwing around dudes twice my size along with the A+ to prove it. Of course it was tough going when they were trying to throw me at the same time, but whatever.

How's law school treating you?
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Machismo revisted. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 2:54am PDT NEW
    Re: Machismo revisted. by E. L. Koba 07/25/2004, 4:39am PDT NEW
        Re: Machismo revisted. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 7:37am PDT NEW
            I've demanded nothing of you but your best by Ray of Light 07/25/2004, 11:14pm PDT NEW
                You're clearly wasting your time. by Zseni 07/26/2004, 4:32am PDT NEW
                    You're a dumbhead because I say it is so! NT by *STAMPS FOOT* 07/26/2004, 9:24am PDT NEW
                    Did you know there were ELEVEN battles of the Isonzo? by laudablepuss 07/27/2004, 3:34am PDT NEW
    Ray could make the Holocaust funny, and I might be behind it. Make this funnier. NT by Worm 07/25/2004, 5:53am PDT NEW
        By calling Hitler short or something? NT by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 10:13am PDT NEW
            If Ray said Hitler was short Zseni would mention Napoleon. NT by Worm 07/25/2004, 11:21am PDT NEW
                I guess that makes you right about Ray being hilarious, after all. :( NT by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 11:40am PDT NEW
                    Me (talking to Spanish-born Taipei-based sword collector and Aikido expert by who has worked in a number of 07/25/2004, 11:49am PDT NEW
                        May is skinny and bookish. Eyelass frames extremely delicate. Low tolerance for by mess of any kind. Her bedroom 07/25/2004, 12:11pm PDT NEW
                            That was well written, missed it. Maybe I'll try to read that shitty Zseni NT by post again. 07/25/2004, 12:50pm PDT NEW
                    Are you funny? NT by Ever? 07/25/2004, 8:53pm PDT NEW
                        We know for certain that you in particular are never funny. NT by Edward Gibbons 07/25/2004, 8:55pm PDT NEW
                            Ad Hominem NT by Zseni 07/25/2004, 9:21pm PDT NEW
                        Yes, hadn't you noticed? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 1:00am PDT NEW
                            No, you aren't. NT by I don't need clarification 07/26/2004, 2:04pm PDT NEW
            Yeah! BDR's roomate tried to suck him awf! Har! NT by LOL 07/25/2004, 1:18pm PDT NEW
            Whoever's got gas, it's killing me!! NT by here all week 07/25/2004, 4:03pm PDT NEW
    Just so you (and your BIG HUNK OF MACHO MAN) know by whydirt 07/25/2004, 7:06am PDT NEW
        Re: Just so you (and your BIG HUNK OF MACHO MAN) know by Zseni 07/25/2004, 7:44am PDT NEW
            Re: Just so you (and your BIG HUNK OF MACHO MAN) know by whydirt 07/27/2004, 6:14pm PDT NEW
                WE DON'T ACCEPT RAGING BULLDYKES by LAW SCHOOL EVERYWHERE 07/27/2004, 6:18pm PDT NEW
    Not funny by You lose 07/25/2004, 7:37am PDT NEW
        Re: Not funny by Zseni 07/25/2004, 7:45am PDT NEW
        That would have been a good post only if everything you said wasn't wrong. :( NT by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 10:14am PDT NEW
    Jesus cracker christ, let it go. You already lost (badly) NT by You've lost this war, go home 07/25/2004, 11:59am PDT NEW
        Crackers!!! Delicious! NT by Manly Men Dining On The Cheap 07/25/2004, 12:08pm PDT NEW
    Perfect! All that it's missing is a character named Grover. NT by mrs. johnson 07/25/2004, 1:16pm PDT NEW
        Stop acting so catty. by Rex Reed 07/25/2004, 1:17pm PDT NEW
            You just figured out why it's so great, anonyfruit. NT by mrs. johnson 07/26/2004, 12:59am PDT NEW
    Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by conflictNo 07/25/2004, 2:29pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, Ray lost when he engaged the argument. Romero weighs in, too. by I need clarification 07/25/2004, 3:56pm PDT NEW
            wow by FABIO 07/25/2004, 8:07pm PDT NEW
        Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 3:59pm PDT NEW
            Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/25/2004, 10:12pm PDT NEW
                Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/25/2004, 11:06pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/26/2004, 2:15am PDT NEW
                        Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/26/2004, 10:54am PDT NEW
                            Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by wherever 07/26/2004, 1:32pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:44pm PDT NEW
                            You're ten times the man that is really a woman who likes jerky by Zseni-lover 07/26/2004, 2:17pm PDT NEW
                                This seems to be the standard answer to anyone who says Ray! isn't super-funny. by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:45pm PDT NEW
                                    I did not have sexual relations with Zseni's fat ass. NT by Clinton 07/26/2004, 6:02pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Pieter 07/27/2004, 12:26am PDT NEW
                            Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 3:33am PDT NEW
                                Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Zseni 07/27/2004, 4:17am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 11:24am PDT NEW
                Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 1:05am PDT NEW
                    Re: Being macho means not having to explain yourself. by pieter 07/26/2004, 4:33am PDT NEW
                        Who the fuck are you, again? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 8:07am PDT NEW
                            He's "pieter." Can't you read (his awesome sig)? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                    You're boring, shut up. NT by Arbiter of Comedy 07/26/2004, 7:52am PDT NEW
                    As surmised, INC sucks in blue, too. by Bill Dungsroman 07/26/2004, 10:47am PDT NEW
                        Why don't you just write "neener neener neener!" by Edward Gibbons 07/26/2004, 11:19am PDT NEW
                            Wow, that was lazy even for Gibbons NT by FABIO 07/26/2004, 1:45pm PDT NEW
                        Didn't your male roommate suck your dick? by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 4:42pm PDT NEW
                            You're fat by pieter 07/26/2004, 5:29pm PDT NEW
                            INC: easier than v. by Bill Dungsroman 07/26/2004, 6:23pm PDT NEW
                                Hey, I remember you - didn't you drop out of medical school or something? NT by I need clarification 07/26/2004, 7:40pm PDT NEW
                                    SO FUNNY NT by Pack of retards 07/26/2004, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                    Donkeys are dumb :(. by Zseni's Ass 07/26/2004, 3:29pm PDT NEW
    What the fuck even IS all this? by K. Thor Jensen 07/26/2004, 4:29pm PDT NEW
        Re: What the fuck even IS all this? by Creexul :( 07/26/2004, 5:05pm PDT NEW
        vpocalypse is to Zseni-hating what 9/11 was to flag-buying NT by Ray of Light 07/26/2004, 7:59pm PDT NEW
 
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