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Zsenitan wrote:
Your nose takes up 90% of the frame, it's perfect. You sound like Eric Idle doing an Eric Idle impression. It is outstanding: you are cussing out a band of utter K-trash in the nasalliest possible way
My excuse is that if you don’t speak at that pitch through your nose in a noisy bar, your voice will be lost in the bass and people will ask you to repeat yourself more, which you already get enough of if you're teaching English. You’ve got to let your nose do the talking: loud and shrill. It’s all about frequencies, Zseni. Rnnnggggnnnrgggnn = perfect frequency.
Zsenitan wrote:
If you had tits and a job, you would be my perfect woman. And I will buy you the tits if you ever move out here, honey!
I do have a job. It's fucked and I’ll talk about it some time, but tonight I’m moving out of my backpackers and into a flat like, like Creexuls, except instead of dead possums, I’ll be living with a homosexual and some girls.
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Rating our faces by Fussbett 08/13/2008, 5:21pm PDT 
1.4 billion posts NT by 1.4 billion posts 08/13/2008, 7:06pm PDT
Most of those posts are single words (or less, sometimes just <3). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/13/2008, 7:52pm PDT
I'm getting ready for my big attack on the Top Ten NT by FoK 08/13/2008, 10:53pm PDT
P.S. I have been deeply disturbed by the posters' faces I've seen so far. by FoK 08/13/2008, 10:58pm PDT
200% wrong NT by Grumah 08/13/2008, 11:04pm PDT
Let me soften the eventual blow: Viking Jesus. (Bearded only) NT by Fussbett 08/14/2008, 1:34am PDT
A beard! I already know too much. NT by Fullofkittens 08/14/2008, 7:35am PDT
Haven't we seen a picture of you? I thought we had. :( by laudablepuss 08/14/2008, 10:58am PDT
Sort of, his face was obscured, he looks like Kid Rock, haw haw. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/14/2008, 11:01am PDT
Kid Rock had sex with Pamela Anderson, how many men can say that? by Fussbett 08/14/2008, 3:00pm PDT
Just send me post ideas over Xbox Live instead of resorting to forgery :( NT by Fussbett 08/14/2008, 3:09pm PDT
It's called the CDC NT by Gruman 08/14/2008, 3:16pm PDT
Not really by Fussbett 08/14/2008, 3:06pm PDT
Fat by Quétinbec 08/14/2008, 5:46am PDT
I can't wait to find a picture of that hot brunette Aimee Mann. OH DEAR LORD!! NT by Last, 1997 08/14/2008, 8:42am PDT
QB's nose was a surprise but not his fucking teeth NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/14/2008, 1:48pm PDT
I didn't write this. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/14/2008, 2:17pm PDT
That's an even slicker burn than the last one. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/14/2008, 2:46pm PDT
What's wrong with my teeth as far as you're aware?! NT by Quétinbec 08/15/2008, 8:36am PDT
How are you able to talk, what with your mouth so full of LIES by bombMexico 08/15/2008, 12:14am PDT
eye contact by Ray of Light 08/15/2008, 1:31am PDT
the sassy quotes sold me by Grumah 08/15/2008, 1:41am PDT
Doesn't that cut your supply of computer parts in half? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/15/2008, 3:35am PDT
No. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/15/2008, 9:37am PDT
Re: eye contact by Quétinbec 08/15/2008, 8:23am PDT
Re: eye contact by Zsenitan 08/15/2008, 9:35am PDT
Re: eye contact by Ray of Light 08/15/2008, 11:00am PDT
Re: eye contact by laudablepuss 08/15/2008, 2:44pm PDT
WHY SO SERIOUS? NT by teh jkoer 08/15/2008, 3:42pm PDT
I'm not sure you replied to the right post. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/15/2008, 4:10pm PDT
Re: eye contact by Ray of Light 08/16/2008, 2:24am PDT
Re: eye contact by Jerry Whorebach 08/16/2008, 4:15am PDT
And I can sense the slightest human suffering NT by Vandelay of Light 08/16/2008, 4:32am PDT
Hold on to your raw meat TIGHTER! by Worm 08/16/2008, 10:18am PDT
Zseni was right. NT by Quentin Beck 08/16/2008, 3:02pm PDT
Showing her your cock pic was the first step to a much more meaningful relations NT by The Laughing Masses 08/16/2008, 5:17pm PDT
Get with the program, faggot by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/16/2008, 6:06pm PDT
If anyone else is looking for a meaningful relationship: kirinrin@gmail.com by Zsenitan 08/16/2008, 8:06pm PDT
Re: Zseni was right. (in the sense that a rainbow is orange) by Ray of Light 08/16/2008, 10:44pm PDT
You should submit this to McSweeney's. NT by She called it 08/17/2008, 8:58am PDT
Re: eye contact by laudablepuss 08/18/2008, 10:23am PDT
Drop and catch a big ol' kitchen knife, Ray! That's extremely impressive. by Last 08/18/2008, 12:20pm PDT
Are you questioning his mindset and WILL??? NT by laudablepuss 08/18/2008, 12:29pm PDT
Frankly, most people need interrupting by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/18/2008, 1:24pm PDT
I've done this. A lot. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/18/2008, 12:45pm PDT
See, Ray? Bragging grounds! [Confidential to MFFE: That is some impressive shit] NT by Last 08/18/2008, 1:57pm PDT
Ever see the WKRP where Fever's reflexes are tested by laudablepuss 08/18/2008, 4:46pm PDT
Ever see the My Two Dad's where the Dad's reflexes are tested... by Last 08/18/2008, 4:59pm PDT
Here’s a Youtube of me talking in Beijing! by Quétinbec 08/17/2008, 4:56am PDT
Here's a youtube of a lady punching me in the balls in Thailand. by Quétinbec 08/17/2008, 5:05am PDT
Crikey, this is retawded! NT by More Plz 08/17/2008, 5:48am PDT
she telegraphs her moves, i would destroy her in Facebreaker by bombMexico 08/17/2008, 11:30am PDT
Swearing by Quétinbec 08/18/2008, 7:11am PDT
Are you going to make youtube videos of your wank stories? WANK WANK WANK WANK W NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2008, 1:41pm PDT
That one is my favourite. (And finally I see how a naughty child moves) NT by Fussbett 08/18/2008, 2:40pm PDT
Fabulous by Zsenitan 08/19/2008, 2:33am PDT
Re: Fabulous by Quétinbec 08/20/2008, 4:05am PDT
THOSE CUNTS. There's a limit to how much fun a person can have by bombMexico 08/20/2008, 12:28am PDT
I'm working on it! (I've thrown money at the problem. Should I try tears?) NT by I need clarification 08/15/2008, 1:38am PDT
Half elf, half unix admin! by Entropy Stew 08/14/2008, 1:25pm PDT
we're actually doctors, thank you very much NT by All 08/14/2008, 2:20pm PDT
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