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Re: The "not a star wars fag" kind by Lizard_King 08/29/2008, 6:47am PDT
bombMexico wrote:


You don't have to explain how gay it is, i know from gay, but what do you expect them to do? The answer is either mowing through enemies the entire game with 1 hit kills or Die By The Sword.

That is exactly what I wanted. A Shinobi-like (in terms of the level of violence and dominance) massacre of lesser opponents in a shower of bloodless body parts who try to beat you down with numbers, ranged weapons, and even intelligent tactics where your survival requires efficient use of force powers and lightsaber combat. Then you run into the Jedi you are trying to eradicate, and you have a real party going on, especially when surrounded by fully destructible environments.

Instead we have this where the mushroom men kick your ass with bone saws (see, I bothered to learn the proper nomenclature from qt3 before I brought it to you). Bonus points to the game for apparently maintaining the same high standards of boring, empty levels that go on for fucking ever throughout. I guess at this point we should just be grateful that there's no sign that the last level will be "waves of dark Jedi" like KOTOR 2.


I think we're both in luck, the rest of the forum has come alive with Star Wars nazis (get a life geez) informing me of dismemberment in Dark Forces 4: Jedi Knight 3: Jedi Outcast 2: Jedi Academy. I remember the first one had sewers and the last one had playable Greedo but not much else, if they're right your complaints have been cut in half!

It happened in some game some where that I remember as a mediocre first person shooter? Great. "If they're right" I'm still not getting anything worth getting excited about in Force Unleashed, the game I'm actually talking about. Gravity gunning a star destroyer is a waste of time in the context of the game so far. For that matter, Lego SW had "dismemberment" by the ton, it was just included in a fairly broken game designed for children and people who don't play games much. Because SW fans will play anything, they played it as well, but that's not what I want.

What I want is a third person action game with a mature rating on the box that deals intelligently with the "jedi dilemma" we've been describing. That's what FU should have been. Instead we get...this, plus whatever else the George Lucas List of Things You Must Comply With While I Hold The License Hostage has inflicted. I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm really looking forward to the love interest "twist". It might end up being an ok full game should the existing and upcoming backlog of excellent games run out, but still a rental at best.


Let's recap: you know I'm right about how stupid the violence level is given the tools you are supposed to have and what the current generation of video games should allow them to do. Where you disagree is that you're willing to accept the same "solution" to that problem that they've been doing in SW games left and right. I hope you enjoy the fruits of your labors, as all of those years of showering George Lucas with cash for any piece of shit with the logo on it have really paid off.
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This demo, it is not particularly impressive by Lizard_King 08/22/2008, 10:25pm PDT NEW
    What kind of star wars fag are you? by bombMexico 08/27/2008, 12:19am PDT NEW
        occasionally someone got dismembered in the movies by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/27/2008, 2:49am PDT NEW
            You skipped the prequels NT by good work 08/27/2008, 3:05am PDT NEW
                Yes what kind of foooooooool would forget to qualify the prequels as Star Wars m NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/27/2008, 5:45am PDT NEW
            YOU SKIPPED EMPIRE STRIKES BACK NT by JESUS FUCK 08/27/2008, 6:13am PDT NEW
                You should probably learn how to read. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/27/2008, 6:16am PDT NEW
                explain how I skipped it then maybe good sir? (now you fucked up) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/27/2008, 6:11pm PDT NEW
            That's why i went with "barely" instead of never by bombMexico 08/27/2008, 6:37am PDT NEW
        Dark Forces 2 had dismemberment! by Worm 08/27/2008, 6:07am PDT NEW
            so did jedi knight 3, no blood tho of course NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/27/2008, 6:12pm PDT NEW
        The "not a star wars fag" kind by Lizard_King 08/27/2008, 7:24am PDT NEW
            Re: The "not a star wars fag" kind by bombMexico 08/28/2008, 12:09am PDT NEW
                Re: bawww by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/28/2008, 12:51am PDT NEW
                Re: The "not a star wars fag" kind by Lizard_King 08/29/2008, 6:47am PDT NEW
                    HES HOLDING HIS LIGHTSABER "GANSTA" STYLE WOW THAT IS SO COOL NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/29/2008, 8:01am PDT NEW
                    HES HOLDING HIS LIGHTSABER "GANSTA" STYLE WOW THAT IS SO COOL NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/29/2008, 8:04am PDT NEW
                        oops :( NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/29/2008, 8:43am PDT NEW
                            They keep mentioning Lucas as a major influence. Time to pack it in, IT'S OVER. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/29/2008, 9:29am PDT NEW
                    RECAP: Having to fight 10 lightsabers as a boss in kotor2 was pretty queer by bombMexico 09/02/2008, 12:38am PDT NEW
                        Re: RECAP: Having to fight 10 lightsabers as a boss in kotor2 was pretty queer by Lizard_King 09/02/2008, 8:45pm PDT NEW
    I played it! I'm keeping current again (when does being jobless STOP paying off by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 1:03am PDT NEW
        did you play with a mouse and keyboard? by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/28/2008, 1:15am PDT NEW
 
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