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Yes, a "Music Draft" is significantly less gay than a football draft. by Bill Dungsroman 12/19/2004, 12:58am PST
OH WAIT THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING THING.

Boy, that Ashlee Simpson was a first-round flop. Pity she doesn't have the skillz of her elder. And that GNR trade for Weiland isn't going to pan out like they had hoped, I'm afraid. Or something; would you care to explain yourself?

Berlioz wrote:

BDR, ICJ and the other assorted chodes are all chaffing about their draft picks. Might as well do the same, sans homoeroticism.

Anyone?
I never have, but I will now!

Cody Pickett, QB - almost pressed into service this weekend at the half since Tim Rattay broke his foot kicking his own ass and Ken Dorsey broke his finger picking his nose. Seriously, who in their right mind would become a QB with a name like Pickett? The nigh-beginning of the Pickett Era proves to me one thing: Brandon Doman, in his third year, must suck.

Andy Lee, P - 25th ranked punter in the league. Bummer. He replaced Chad Stanley, who is currently 22nd. But! Only the Bears and Redskins have more punts, so he's getting the reps!

Mike Adams (CB), Keith Lewis (S), Rayshun Reed (CB), Shawntae Spencer (CB) - the Niners' D is fifteenth in the league, securely mediocre. Lots of rotation for the CBs, since both starting CBs are on IR. Spencer has been starting, and he's been meh. Reed has been serviceable in nickel. Lewis rides the bench the most out of this crew because Tony Parrish is a pimp.

Richard Seigler, LB - rides the pine, since the Niners best and deepest unit is the LB corps.

Justin Smiley, G - thrust into starter status, needs time. Could be doing worse, but looks bad because his QBs are lame.

Rashaun Woods (WR), Derrick Hamilton (WR) - Currently, every WR on the team looks and acts exactly alike. One catch maybe, extensive celebration for said catch, lots of missed throws that are his fault, his QB's fault, usually both. Woods has been pretty good, though, at least among this cadre of losers.

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