FABIO wrote:

I finally understand why I could never find a single person who thought this movie non-horrible, not in real life, not online, or even a critic. All I had to go on before was this.

If someone told you there was a scene of J.J.J's secretary installing a buzzer into his desk so that it would shake and jump a foot into the air every time he picked the wrong prescription bottle, and they proceeded to do this a dozen times in 30 seconds, you'd call bullshit. Imagine how many people failed to call "bullshit" for this to make it.

Just one disjointed "Are you fucking serious?" level of awfulness scene after another. It's like they handed it over to Hideo Kojima, which makes sense considering it's a franchise the director hates and wants put down.