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Re: No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jone by Quétinbec 10/03/2008, 6:15pm PDT
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:


She was a 10, but I have a quick enough wit to get 10s - not boasting, this is true of most of the men and also the woman here. 7s squeezing 10s, that's what Caltrops is all about.


What the fuck Caltrops are you reading? Even drunk I wouldn't call any of the girls I've fucked 10's and I've spent thousands of dollars and have a pretty good imagination. Also, fuck you for calling me a 7!

It would be scary as hell to date someone society thought you didn't deserve, though. If I was you, I'd have 'accidently' got her pregnant. Or at least I'd be a lot more negligent in that respect. I'd be 'cleaning' bits of lint off my condoms with razor blades. I'd become a bit of a 'neat freak' in that regard.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:


I am in fact going to travel to Europe - I have always wanted to visit Ireland, England and Scotland, and that's my plan for early next year. I find their accents very attractive.


Do you know how much they have to pay people to live in countries that you're gonna spend a fortune to visit? Great Britian is a shithole and you'll piss away $10k in a month. You'll meet English girls anywhere in the world and they'll be easier to pick up because they'll be out of their element, having fun, and feeling wealthier. You won't meet English girls as an American holiday maker in England, though. No fucking way.

Turkey, my friend!
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I will explain what happened in just a bit NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 10:12am PDT NEW
    ATLAS SHRUGGEHLAGHLAHGLAHGLAHG NT by Entropy Stew 10/02/2008, 11:07am PDT NEW
    Re: I will explain what happened in just a bit by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 12:05pm PDT NEW
        CRAI SAM MOOAHR!!! NT by Blu Heavy 10/02/2008, 12:08pm PDT NEW
        That's okay. I was gonna rewrite it anyway. It wasn't bitter enough NT by Mischief Maker 10/02/2008, 12:23pm PDT NEW
        Give me back my money! NT by Mysterious Wealthy Caltrops Benefac 10/02/2008, 12:54pm PDT NEW
        Just blame it on your girlfriend/wife NT by Mischief Maker 10/02/2008, 12:58pm PDT NEW
            everybody knows he hasn't got neither one NT by Pinback 10/02/2008, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                FACT: Any guy that owns a house has a wife or girlfriend living with him. by Last 10/02/2008, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                    Re: FACT: Any guy that owns a house has a wife or girlfriend living with him. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 3:56pm PDT NEW
                        Well now I look like a prick. Did you see that link in NFL25K I made for you? NT by Last 10/02/2008, 4:11pm PDT NEW
                            Nice dick move, dick NT by Entropy Stew 10/02/2008, 4:40pm PDT NEW
                            She left because I owned too many football jerseys, so by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                                I find this surprising. by mark 10/02/2008, 6:56pm PDT NEW
                                    Possibly. Probably. ... ... ok, yeah NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                        We love you, too, fag! NT by Mischief Maker 10/02/2008, 8:13pm PDT NEW
                        McMoo also has a house with no woman in it. Sorry guys. NT by :( 10/02/2008, 5:08pm PDT NEW
                            Also a house with no cry. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/02/2008, 6:09pm PDT NEW
                            Does it count as an exception if there WAS a woman and she left? by Ray of Light 10/02/2008, 8:30pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Does it count as an exception if there WAS a woman and she left? by Choson 10/02/2008, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                                    Wrong again! You should "stick" to familiar topics, like who is not fucking you NT by Ray of Light 10/02/2008, 9:18pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Does it count as an exception if there WAS a woman and she left? Yes. NT by Last 10/03/2008, 7:55am PDT NEW
                        Well this took a turn for the depressing :( NT by Mischief Maker 10/02/2008, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                        No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jonesy! by Quétinbec 10/03/2008, 3:32am PDT NEW
                            QB, the prostitute lobbyist, is deep in the pockets of Big Cunt. NT by Last 10/03/2008, 7:58am PDT NEW
                            Why would he go to turkey when he has a great job, an awsome car and a NT by babe laying home arcade party spot 10/03/2008, 11:42am PDT NEW
                            Holy shit by Fussbett 10/03/2008, 1:02pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Holy shit by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/03/2008, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Holy shit by I need clarification 10/03/2008, 6:05pm PDT NEW
                                        I think I am only going to properly sign my good posts from here on out. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/03/2008, 6:09pm PDT NEW
                                    2010?!?! It's practically 2009 already and I just quit my job! NT by Fussbett 10/04/2008, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                            I've pretty much stopped making good posts because of you, QB NT by I need clarification 10/03/2008, 1:43pm PDT NEW
                                No, you are fully accountable for your shit! by Quétinbec 10/03/2008, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                                    Okay you win here's an awesome post for you NT by I need clarification 10/03/2008, 7:32pm PDT NEW
                                That sounds like a fair trade. NT by laudablepuss 10/03/2008, 8:40pm PDT NEW
                                    Do you ever shut the fuck up? Isn't NASA doing something you don't like? NT by I need clarification 10/04/2008, 12:37pm PDT NEW
                                        Nope! :) NT by laudablepuss 10/04/2008, 3:12pm PDT NEW
                            Re: No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jone by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/03/2008, 4:57pm PDT NEW
                                Re: No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jone by Hair Trigger Gay Basher 10/03/2008, 5:18pm PDT NEW
                                Re: No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jone by Quétinbec 10/03/2008, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jone by laudablepuss 10/03/2008, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                                        Do not be scared to get a girl pregnant, laudablepuss. by Quétinbec 10/04/2008, 5:05pm PDT NEW
                                    Warning! Danger, ICJ! by Mischief Maker 10/03/2008, 9:13pm PDT NEW
                                        Gee, is that what's happening? NT by Clueless Guy 10/03/2008, 10:10pm PDT NEW
                                        I'm disappointed you can only find a homosexual motive, MM... by Quétinbec 10/04/2008, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                                            You fool! You're not supposed to get HIM pregnant! NT by Mischief Maker 10/04/2008, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                                    Hee hee u not going Turkey, turkey! Come back, I put leather on ur ball by Malay Mango 10/04/2008, 10:43pm PDT NEW
                I didn't post that WTF i hate this place nothing works here the medications don' NT by The real pinback 10/02/2008, 4:02pm PDT NEW
                    wah wah get out of the kitchen NT by pussy 10/03/2008, 12:21pm PDT NEW
                        I've been here for seven years. NT by The real pinback 10/03/2008, 12:22pm PDT NEW
    Did something happen :( by Bunyip 10/02/2008, 6:43pm PDT NEW
        I'm gonna post for the rest of the day in scare quotes so we won't forget you NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 7:15pm PDT NEW
 
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