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Re: Quentin Bathory is not funny on two levels by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/06/2008, 4:12am PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

bombMexico wrote:

Quétinbec wrote:

, the concern about dolphins never left me and immediately after cumming, despite seeing nothing but cum, I jumped out of the bath. Fuck that!


Maybe this is a stupid question, but shouldn't you jump out of the bath every time, not just when dolphins fail to show up? It just seems to defeat the purpose of the bath/basic human instinct.


Yeah, ha! You're right. I always get out of the bath pretty shortly after cumming. But that's because otherwise I'll have a harder time picking cum residue from the hairs of my thighs in the shower later (and you know there's some bit you always miss - like in your pubes or something, and you find it later at work when you're taking a piss and it reminds you how disgusting you are), and not because I'm scared.


You could fix that by showering instead, like Americans do.
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                    Re: Quentin Bathory is not funny on two levels by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/06/2008, 4:12am PDT NEW
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