Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Jesus Christ, you lot are a bunch of desperate, lonely faggots. Here's what you moronic failures fail to understand -- unlike the rest of the administrators you worthless, nobody, do-nothing cunts have managed to run off this place and all its incarnations, I'm actually more well-adjusted, normal and healthy than the lot of you on your best days. You want to troll me? You're going to have to do a lot better than this weak shit. I live on the same Internet as this for Christ's sake. Put in a little fucking effort if you're going to come to the purple and blue and try to give Ice Cream Fucking Jonsey a hard time. It's fucking embarassing being associated with this site when I see this fat kid in July effort being put forth.

What the hell even is this? And you were somehow too much of a little skittish bitch to tarnish your imagined legacy by typing under your nothing handle anyway? Christ on the fucking cross. I can't believe I run a site populated by so many eternally crying PUSSIES. I'm glad you vague Mysterios are all able to squeeze these posts in before your alcohol-and-you abusing old man screams at you to turn that goddamn computer off in either person or in your mind.

"The admin has another site!! The scandal!!" I can fucking feel the nervous sweat dripping off you as you (and I'm going to go the collective "you" at this point) all type this nonsense out in your underwear. Not to actually get serious here for a moment, because your collective test of my sanity is hilarious, but it's BECAUSE I have been able to run other places on the net and the dial-up days for more years in my life that this -- all of this -- is possible. And don't get me wrong, this particular site is shit as of late - hey, fagpacket said so.

Knowing all your secret identities, I'm of course well aware of all the different places on the net you lot post. I'm not going to Doctor Doom my way around and claim I know them all, but I know enough. You're all doing excellent work there. Great stuff, I should say, very thrilling! Without question, content to be proud of, and I have no idea why the bunch of you haven't begged for permalinks to your A-List material outside of Caltrops Dot Com.

You anonymous little shits want to play grabass with one another in the most homosexual sandbox ever imagined then go right ahead. Every thousand posts or so you monkeys actually cobble together something halfway amusing. You fucks want to run with me then get your grotesquely stubby Merrick-fingers into the Internet gym and get in fucking shape before you come out in public with your limp-wristed labia scrawlings.


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!