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by Quétinbec 10/28/2008, 6:14am PDT |
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I don't know how many positions I use over the course of a 30 minute fuck, but I'd say it is fewer than average. I like to hold on to positions that don't consume much energy (side fucking and being rode) and skimp on press up missionary or anything that will 'gas' me. If I get tired, I get bored.
There are certain positions I don't like to cum in. If a girl is pretty, I don't like to cum while fucking her from behind because if I can't see and touch her beautiful tits and face, I feel they are going to waste and I might as well be fucking an ugly girl. Don't get me wrong, though; if I've been with a girl for a while and I want to imagine she's someone else, I'll cum from behind. That's what doggy style is for. Be suspicious of anyone who favours this style.
The hardest part of sex, for me, is initiating a change of position. Initiating a change of position is not something you see in porn movies. They cut between changes or it's choreographed so the people both know where they're supposed to move next so there's no need for communication re: what we should do next. There are certain positions that flow quite naturally from one to the other and these don't require any communication. For instance, you can very easily transition from a side fuck to a fuck where you're on your back and her back's flat on your chest and you're fucking her while she's looking at the ceiling. You don't need to say anything to bring about this change; it's just a few simple movements and she's there before she knows where she is. Those kinds of transitions make life easy.
But say you want to transition from fucking her from behind on all fours to fucking her from behind while she's lying flat on the bed. Right from the get go, because her face is obscured, it's harder to tell if she wants a change of position, so you're probably going to have to communicate to get that information if her happiness is a factor in your decision. But let's say you don't give a damn about how she's feeling and you want her to change position regardless. You can't just push on her ass and hope she'll fall flat on her stomach and stay there because that will require an aggressive amount of force and she'll twist around and ask you what the fuck you're doing. You have to say something. I think I say something like, "Lie flat on your stomach, babe." which I'm not really happy with. A lot of the people I fuck don't speak English very well, AND don't know what they're doing too because they've only been fucked by assholes and Asians. In these cases, everything has to be spelled out and there are mistakes and I take these mistakes badly. I've had plenty of occasions like,
"Turn on your stomach. No, ON your stomach. NO! RETARD! LOOK! *grabs girl* YOUR FUCKING STOMACH"
"Sorry"
"No, don't worry about it. Just... stay..."
Hahahah! So, it's kind of a big deal for me because it really kills the mood if you think the girl you're fucking is stupid, especially if she thinks you think she's stupid. She's not stupid. She has excuses. It's just that she's APPEARING stupid in the middle of a fuck and it's making things awkward.
I guess in addition to getting better at initiating changes of position, I'd also like to put more strategic thought into how all these positions are going to play out in the grand scheme of a fuck. I think we're all guilty of not putting much strategic thought into our fucks. |
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Positions by Quétinbec 10/28/2008, 6:14am PDT 
We are revising our estimates to "far below average" sex. NT by Fullofkittens 10/28/2008, 6:33am PDT 
I bet I could fuck rings around you, asshole. Let's take it to a brothel. NT by Quétinbec 10/28/2008, 6:59am PDT 
It's true that my whoring could be considered below average. =( NT by Fullofkittens 10/28/2008, 7:43am PDT 
(In retrospect, I feel retarded for even participating in this thread.) NT by Fullofkittens 10/28/2008, 7:54am PDT 
Guys like FOK have a gay attitude. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 6:17am PDT 
Is there a middle ground between "not changing positions" and "candlewax?" NT by Fullofkittens 10/30/2008, 11:02am PDT 
The middle ground is 3 minutes per position. I push 5. Recalibrate accordingly. NT by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:35pm PDT 
(The extra 2 minutes involves a lot of misunderstandings.) NT by Fullofkittens 10/30/2008, 10:49pm PDT 
Still better than spending 30 minutes later scraping candlewax off your sheets NT by Quétinbec 10/31/2008, 12:02am PDT 
Re: Guys like FOK have a gay attitude. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/30/2008, 11:28am PDT 
So Asian streetwalkers are beautiful? by Backup whore poster 10/31/2008, 1:13pm PDT 
Now THAT's a weird kink. NT by Mischief Maker 10/28/2008, 7:55am PDT 
Are you an Asian or an asshole? by Backup whore poster 10/28/2008, 3:57pm PDT 
Don't talk about your whores in my threads. You've already been warned. NT by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 6:19am PDT 
Re: Positions by Jerry Whorebach 10/28/2008, 4:28pm PDT 
grabbing hips and looking down a magnificant heart shaped ass by the other reason for doggy style 10/28/2008, 5:40pm PDT 
It also makes it easy to keep an eye out for adds NT by Moog 10/28/2008, 6:01pm PDT 
Considering you're a mary sue you shouldn't ever have to worry about adds. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 8:41pm PDT 
I thought he was a synthesizer NT by Mischief Maker 10/28/2008, 8:43pm PDT 
Moog can be anything our imaginations allow. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 8:49pm PDT 
SPAULDRONS NT by Moog 10/28/2008, 9:25pm PDT 
What does that even mean? ~_~ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/29/2008, 7:51am PDT 
striping her back with a belt NT by Jerry Whorebachup poster 10/28/2008, 6:15pm PDT 
I may not know much about sex, but I know how to spell "stripping" :( by Jerry Whorebach 10/28/2008, 9:24pm PDT 
hitting with a belt can cause red stripes to appear on exposed skin NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/29/2008, 12:45am PDT 
You're both wrong, it's called stropping by It's the best of all worlds 10/29/2008, 7:37pm PDT 
*BEEP* What's the big deal with rumps? I can take or leave an ass. *BEEP* NT by Quetinbot 10/28/2008, 6:46pm PDT 
bags of sand NT by bags of sand 10/29/2008, 2:43pm PDT 
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