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We are revising our estimates to "far below average" sex. by Fullofkittens 10/28/2008, 6:33am PDT
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Positions by Quétinbec 10/28/2008, 6:14am PDT NEW
    We are revising our estimates to "far below average" sex. NT by Fullofkittens 10/28/2008, 6:33am PDT NEW
        I bet I could fuck rings around you, asshole. Let's take it to a brothel. NT by Quétinbec 10/28/2008, 6:59am PDT NEW
            It's true that my whoring could be considered below average. =( NT by Fullofkittens 10/28/2008, 7:43am PDT NEW
                (In retrospect, I feel retarded for even participating in this thread.) NT by Fullofkittens 10/28/2008, 7:54am PDT NEW
                    Guys like FOK have a gay attitude. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 6:17am PDT NEW
                        Is there a middle ground between "not changing positions" and "candlewax?" NT by Fullofkittens 10/30/2008, 11:02am PDT NEW
                            The middle ground is 3 minutes per position. I push 5. Recalibrate accordingly. NT by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:35pm PDT NEW
                                (The extra 2 minutes involves a lot of misunderstandings.) NT by Fullofkittens 10/30/2008, 10:49pm PDT NEW
                                    Still better than spending 30 minutes later scraping candlewax off your sheets NT by Quétinbec 10/31/2008, 12:02am PDT NEW
                        Re: Guys like FOK have a gay attitude. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/30/2008, 11:28am PDT NEW
                        So Asian streetwalkers are beautiful? by Backup whore poster 10/31/2008, 1:13pm PDT NEW
            Now THAT's a weird kink. NT by Mischief Maker 10/28/2008, 7:55am PDT NEW
    Are you an Asian or an asshole? by Backup whore poster 10/28/2008, 3:57pm PDT NEW
        Don't talk about your whores in my threads. You've already been warned. NT by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 6:19am PDT NEW
    Re: Positions by Jerry Whorebach 10/28/2008, 4:28pm PDT NEW
        grabbing hips and looking down a magnificant heart shaped ass by the other reason for doggy style 10/28/2008, 5:40pm PDT NEW
            It also makes it easy to keep an eye out for adds NT by Moog 10/28/2008, 6:01pm PDT NEW
                Considering you're a mary sue you shouldn't ever have to worry about adds. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                    I thought he was a synthesizer NT by Mischief Maker 10/28/2008, 8:43pm PDT NEW
                        Moog can be anything our imaginations allow. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 8:49pm PDT NEW
                            SPAULDRONS NT by Moog 10/28/2008, 9:25pm PDT NEW
                                What does that even mean? ~_~ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/29/2008, 7:51am PDT NEW
            striping her back with a belt NT by Jerry Whorebachup poster 10/28/2008, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                I may not know much about sex, but I know how to spell "stripping" :( by Jerry Whorebach 10/28/2008, 9:24pm PDT NEW
                    hitting with a belt can cause red stripes to appear on exposed skin NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/29/2008, 12:45am PDT NEW
                    You're both wrong, it's called stropping by It's the best of all worlds 10/29/2008, 7:37pm PDT NEW
            *BEEP* What's the big deal with rumps? I can take or leave an ass. *BEEP* NT by Quetinbot 10/28/2008, 6:46pm PDT NEW
        bags of sand NT by bags of sand 10/29/2008, 2:43pm PDT NEW
 
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