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| Are you an Asian or an asshole? by Backup whore poster 10/28/2008, 3:57pm PDT | ||||
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| My first and only legal whore was in Amsterdam, of course. When I checked into my hotel the desk clerk provided me a map and circled areas of interest, including the Red Zone. "Oh, really?" I said. "That's where it is? Ah, well, no worries, ha ha, never mind that, this is the Van Gogh museum, yes?" He gave me the same WHATEVER look we all get and I headed right over there.
I circled around the Zone for a long time, zig zagging through the alleyway and mapping out the various areas as best I could. This is where they keep the black girls. Here is where there are two girls in each window, generally. This area has ugly girls, it's the low-rent area for bargain shoppers. As always I started to despise all the other people wandering around, the boisterous ones for being too rowdy and making a mockery of the whole thing and the creepy quiet ones for being too weird (not me, though). Plus I could tell they didn't know the subsections! Every girl they saw they hooted and hollered, but didn't they know the hotter girls were two blocks over? I finally went back to the big main STRASSE and figured if I didn't see anyone worth fucking I'd just go back to the hotel, but my standards really were just a girl who made eye contact but not for too long. I found a tall redhead (OH) and she opened the door and in I went. "I'm a sucker for redheads," I said, and she said, "WHAT?" and I suddenly realized I told her I like to suck redheads' cocks. But I just laughed that off, she told me the price and we got to fucking. I got a half and half session, which is a blowjob (you can opt out, QB) and a fuck. The blow job was okay, serving mostly to install the condom, and soon we were fucking, missionary style. I think I was enjoying it but I wanted some variety and I said, "Can I fuck you from behind?" She quoted me an additional price, and I said, "No, not in the ASS, just from behind!" She said that was the price for doggy-style. ADDITIONAL CHARGE! I was stunned, and just kept fucking away, missionary (I hadn't stopped fucking during the conversation, impressed with myself!). After a while she reached down and started tickling my balls and squeezing my dick so I would finish faster. What an insult. But I let her do it and sure enough boom I was done and I just walked out of there. Back in America, I was soon back TER and found a girl everyone seemed to like, not far from me. I guess her specialty was Greek (anal), but I was just in love with the pictures of her ass. Midway through fucking, I asked if I could fuck her from behind. "Sure," she said, "let me just get some lube." I was shocked! "No, just doggy style... in your pussy!" She was surprised and, I think, a little disappointed. But I came about two seconds later and that was that. She asked me to see if I could figure out why her DVD player wasn't working, and while I looked at it I noticed there was (tiny) dog shit on the carpet. My hope of earning a second pop by fixing a DVD player evaporated and I ran out of there. So there are two stories about asking to change positions. I have others. |
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