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Re: I had a political science class that should have been called Cowboys 101 by Mischief Maker 12/14/2008, 8:49am PST
Ken’s Rule of Guns (n): This stipulates that people will invariably forgo the ‘space’ advantage of a firearm, i.e., that it can be used at a distance. In effect, it means that gun bearers will move close enough to their targets so as to lose their weapons in a fight. This rule has saved more heroes than the James Bond Exposition Rule. Example: In On Deadly Ground, one character, who spends the entire movie ranting that Seagal’s character is the greatest commando in the history of the planet, gets the drop on him with a shotgun. Instead of just shooting him, however, he moves close enough to invoke Ken’s Rule of Guns. Seagal, by the way, has probably profited from KROG more than any other actor in film history.


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Dana Stevens confounded by the whole Clint Eastwood thing. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/13/2008, 1:10pm PST NEW
    I had a political science class that should have been called Cowboys 101 by Zsenitan 12/13/2008, 1:27pm PST NEW
        finally a political science class that isn't completely stupid NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/13/2008, 1:48pm PST NEW
            As a poli sci major, I'd like to hear more of your thoughts on these stupid clas NT by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 6:52am PST NEW
                They're stupid for one. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/14/2008, 10:01am PST NEW
                    They are like Xenosaga. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/14/2008, 10:23am PST NEW
                        nuf sed (indeed, too much has been said) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/14/2008, 3:02pm PST NEW
                            This didn't really result in the satire I was hoping for. :( by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 4:00pm PST NEW
                                You can't rush art (we're artists). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/14/2008, 4:18pm PST NEW
                                    I'll extend the deadline next time. NT by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 4:57pm PST NEW
                                        WHEN IT'S DONE NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/14/2008, 9:14pm PST NEW
                                They're through with the "joke telling" foreplay and now go straight to the NT by High Fives 12/14/2008, 4:32pm PST NEW
        Re: I had a political science class that should have been called Cowboys 101 by FABIO 12/13/2008, 10:51pm PST NEW
            Re: I had a political science class that should have been called Cowboys 101 by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/14/2008, 2:04am PST NEW
                I feel sorry for some of those guys, looks like that shit hurt a lot by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/14/2008, 2:18am PST NEW
                    Re: I feel sorry for some of those guys, looks like that shit hurt a lot by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/14/2008, 3:53am PST NEW
                        Need maor Project A NT by Zsenitan 12/14/2008, 9:10am PST NEW
                Re: I had a political science class that should have been called Cowboys 101 by Fortinbras 12/14/2008, 3:18am PST NEW
                    "Get 'im, Sticks!" *Filipino stick fighting* NT by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 7:05am PST NEW
                    Hahaha I love this scene BTW. In a few minutes he totally negs the bad guy's sis NT by Zsenitan 12/14/2008, 8:58am PST NEW
                LE CARD! NT by Entropy Stew 12/14/2008, 6:39am PST NEW
                This is only half the story. The Under Seiges are CRITICAL. by Zsenitan 12/14/2008, 9:08am PST NEW
            Re: I had a political science class that should have been called Cowboys 101 by Mischief Maker 12/14/2008, 8:49am PST NEW
                Also: MY NUTS! by Mischief Maker 12/14/2008, 8:56am PST NEW
                    OMG also yes this is a truly great moment in film history. WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO by CHANGE THE NATURE OF A ZSENI? 12/14/2008, 9:01am PST NEW
 
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