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Re: Metafilter weighs in on UFC/MMA by Jerry Whorebach 12/15/2008, 9:42pm PST
UFC is like gay porn in an arena. What about that doesn't appeal to you?
posted by roger ackroyd at 4:31 PM on November 14


Roger doesn't know it, but we secretly replaced his gay porn with Chuck Norris movies.

Agreeing with the gay porn in an arena. Boxing does nothing for me. UFC fighters on the other hand have body types that appeal more to my taste... and some of them wear really tight or short shorts (so they can lift those legs up for some kicks). And then they grapple and wrestle and get all touchy-feely.

Roger "El Matador" Huerta = Mmm.

Once they start drawing massive amounts of blood I'm immediately turned off.
posted by simplethings at 5:25 PM on November 14


If he were attracted to things with massive amounts of blood coming out of them, he'd still be dating women.
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