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Re: Nah, she's too smart to tell the truth, is all. by Quétinbec 12/30/2008, 4:36pm PST
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Or, would you pretend to be a flat-chested ham so that guys would be forced to stop trying to fuck you and therefore (possibly) listen to what you have to say?


She boasts about her money, though, so she's willing to work what few angles she has. And like all of us, she loved BDR, and a half decent photo of her should have done it for him. They could have been married by now if she wasn't fat. But she is and consequently it will take $200k/yr and a lot of babying for her just to find someone normal.

I'll never understand fat people. How fucking weak do you have to be to sacrifice all that because you can't be assed eating less and playing squash a couple of times a week? Like it's that fucking hard. You're a fucking disgrace.
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    I didn't understand about 75% of that (you wrote it badly) by Fullofkittens 12/27/2008, 1:10pm PST NEW
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    Here's the 2008 top 10 albums. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/28/2008, 12:43am PST NEW
        did Weird Al release an album this year? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/28/2008, 2:43am PST NEW
        Did anyone check out what the YHBTM guy is doing now? by Worm 12/28/2008, 8:13am PST NEW
    Zseni's world continues to shrink... by Everyone 12/28/2008, 8:02am PST NEW
        Zseni is cool and Zseni's mixtape is cool NT by Attractive People (not Everyone) 12/28/2008, 12:16pm PST NEW
            Gotta second this sentiment right here. Zseni is rad action. NT by Genius Scientists 12/28/2008, 12:16pm PST NEW
            Zseni is so cool she's defeating global warming all by herself NT by Cool Kids in High Schools 12/28/2008, 12:17pm PST NEW
            tbh the only reason Everyone hates Zseni is because Everyone secretly loves Zsen NT by Everyone's Best Friend 12/28/2008, 12:18pm PST NEW
            Zseni is my homenigga NT by Obama & His Cool Administrationeers 12/28/2008, 12:19pm PST NEW
            The way I feel about Zseni is the way I feel about money and power. NT by Vladimir Putin & his Tiger Cub 12/28/2008, 12:19pm PST NEW
                Well I my very own self agree with Everyone. Zseni is stupid and dum. NT by Dick & Lon Cheney 12/28/2008, 12:20pm PST NEW
                    Ditto! NT by Dubya 12/28/2008, 12:20pm PST NEW
                    Ditto! NT by Justices Roberts, Scalia, Alito, Ke 12/28/2008, 12:22pm PST NEW
                    Ditto! NT by Robert Mugabe 12/28/2008, 12:22pm PST NEW
                    Ditto! NT by Rod Stewart & James Blunt 12/28/2008, 12:23pm PST NEW
                    Ditto :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/28/2008, 2:22pm PST NEW
            Zseni is like... what I... yknow.... wanna be yknow... GOD DAMNIT WHAT IS YOUR P NT by Nathan Explosion 12/28/2008, 12:24pm PST NEW
                Ja I wanna be Zseni too. NT by Skwigar Skwigelf *shredding* 12/28/2008, 12:25pm PST NEW
                Yeah most of my Snakes & Barrels songs were actually about Zseni you know! NT by Pickles 12/28/2008, 12:26pm PST NEW
                    Woooowwwweeee! Zsenis is even cooleres than before now! NT by Toki Wartooth 12/28/2008, 12:26pm PST NEW
                        This is a case study in the detrimental effects of unlimited anonymous posting NT by Clay Shirky 12/28/2008, 3:11pm PST NEW
                            Once again, Caltrops has been irretrievably damaged by... *sunglasses* posting. NT by Post Police on lookout for keyboard 12/28/2008, 3:27pm PST NEW
                                So....YEEEAH? NT by Fortinbras 12/28/2008, 6:54pm PST NEW
                                Pausing after a "by" is a dangerous "preposition" (proposition). by René Balcer 12/28/2008, 11:58pm PST NEW
                                *sunglasses posting* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/29/2008, 12:25am PST NEW
        Just FYI this wasn't really me. NT by Everyone 12/28/2008, 12:25pm PST NEW
            You're so full of shit, man NT by Everyone's Best Friend 12/28/2008, 12:27pm PST NEW
                BTW Zseni that Praxis album is fuckin capital A awesome. NT by Everyone's Best Friend 12/28/2008, 12:32pm PST NEW
    caltrops needs a "mark all as read" button NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/28/2008, 4:40pm PST NEW
        And something that deletes any exchange between you, Creexul and worm NT by Caltrops 12/30/2008, 10:36am PST NEW
            All you'd really need to delete is the wrom part then (problem solved dinggratz) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/30/2008, 10:38am PST NEW
    So you're really fat, right? That's you? NT by New Guy 12/28/2008, 6:10pm PST NEW
        Huge, yes. NT by Zsenitan 12/28/2008, 7:28pm PST NEW
            ... and your titties are how big, exactly? NT by Everyone 12/28/2008, 10:39pm PST NEW
                I'd have to get breast implants to have a mastectomy. NT by Zsenitan 12/28/2008, 10:55pm PST NEW
                    You're really sensitive about your weight :( NT by Fortinbras 12/29/2008, 3:28pm PST NEW
                        Nah, she's too smart to tell the truth, is all. by Last 12/30/2008, 7:41am PST NEW
                            This is very sweet but unfortunately untrue. by Zsenitan 12/30/2008, 9:46am PST NEW
                                Re: This is very sweet but unfortunately untrue. by Last 12/30/2008, 10:23am PST NEW
                                    You speak sooth. Nevertheless, I could be the de facto forum faggot. by (Except that spot is taken.) -Zseni 12/30/2008, 3:15pm PST NEW
                            I thougt the Zseni Maneuver involved granny porn NT by Entropy Stew 12/30/2008, 10:13am PST NEW
                            Re: Nah, she's too smart to tell the truth, is all. by Quétinbec 12/30/2008, 4:36pm PST NEW
                                The food is infinitely better in America, you goblin NT by - 12/30/2008, 6:21pm PST NEW
                                Big words from someone living outside the US, PAL. >:( by Last 12/30/2008, 6:34pm PST NEW
                                I never would have bumped uglies with BDR by Zsenitan 01/02/2009, 12:56am PST NEW
    This is my GTA4 "Independence FM" playlist. Thank you. NT by Last 12/29/2008, 12:37pm PST NEW
 
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