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| Smallest girl fucked: 38kg, 5'0" by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 12:33am PST | ||||
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| I came second to Cattlehumper in Caltrops' 'Fattest girl fucked' thread with my girl weighing in at a strong 75-80kg. Well, last night I fucked a girl almost half that, and to celebrate, I thought I'd start this competition thread, which I'm sure I'll win, and which will make me feel even better. To enter, the girl must have told you her weight. You cannot guess at it. Maybe some prostitute I fucked was tiny. I can't remember, and I shouldn't be able to guess, so the rules don't permit this.
This girl weighed 38kg. At the moment, I weigh 92kg. Perhaps we should judge based on your fuck's weight relative to your weight at the time to give people like Zseni a chance? Perhaps. Anyway, she was also a virgin and had no tits, so if you were being outrageous you could say... you could say... you could say... it's the closest a man should ever get to fucking a child. I remember Irene once once asked me out of the blue... "Would you ever fuck a child like the Malay people? They fuck children ALL the time. ALL the time." "Of course not." "BULLSHIT!!!! LIAR!!!!" So I had to give reasons why I wouldn't fuck children. I said that despite their beautiful faces and gullibility and powerlessness, they have terrible bodies and they're fucking stupid by adult standards, and she was ok with that explanation. So how was it fucking a child sized lady (she is 26)? Except for her tiny ass, I didn't notice her lack of size in bed or even much when we're sitting down, but it sucks walking around with her. I feel like a paedophile. She's so far down (I'm a foot and a half taller than her) and I have such a 'dominant' (what's the cinematic term for really dominant camera angle) angle of view that I feel like I'm about to drop bombs on her or something, so I try not to look at her too much when we're not sitting or lying down. Also, maybe I'm not paying enough attention, but I can't tell the difference between tight and loose cunts. You hear guys going on about tight pussies are like it's some big thing but they all feel the same to me. I've now fucked three virgins and an undisclosed number of prostitutes and I can't remember feeling much of a difference between them. Maybe it's because a lot of the prostitutes were fucked by Asian dicks. But then I've fucked whores that work the US army bases and their brothels play rap music and I've seen black guys in them so they'd be copping at least a few black dicks. Anyway, 38kg guys. That's what you have to beat. If you've fucked a girl who was heavier than that but was shorter, then each inch below 5 feet counts as 4kgs off her weight. |
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