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Me: 6'2", 100kg. Her: 5'0", 49kg. by Last 01/17/2009, 12:57pm PST This girl warped my ability to appraise my own fucking talent. Girls before her would orgasm about once every ten fucks, but this girl would come two or more times PER FUCK! I thought that somehow I had figured out the right technique or whatever and that I was some kind of magical sex king but later experiences indicate the success was due more to her than me. (Also, I know she wasn't faking hers so don't start.)

Smallest girl fucked: 38kg, 5'0" by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 12:33am PST     BULLSHIT!!! LIAR! by FABIO 01/17/2009, 4:11am PST         Re: BULLSHIT!!! LIAR! by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:16pm PST             Re: BULLSHIT!!! LIAR! by Choson 01/17/2009, 7:43pm PST     Those are two totally different forms of measurement. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 6:29am PST         That's just how we roll in the Commonwealth NT by Secret Canadian 01/18/2009, 6:16am PST             No it's not by McMoo 01/18/2009, 10:03am PST     You are 6'5" ?? NT by Last 01/17/2009, 9:22am PST         The perfect height. Half an inch from hitting my head on the top of a door frame NT by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:07pm PST     Yeah you win by Fussbett 01/17/2009, 11:36am PST         Tiny Chinese Virgin Sex by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:05pm PST     Me: 6'2", 100kg. Her: 5'0", 49kg. by Last 01/17/2009, 12:57pm PST         You've won second place by fucking a short excitable girl well. NT by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:06pm PST             My girl was white, so that makes it a draw. NT by Last 01/18/2009, 4:33pm PST         Re: Me: 6'2", 100kg. Her: 5'0", 49kg. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 5:24pm PST             if it bleeds three days and doesn't die, I don't trust it NT by Whores All 01/17/2009, 5:29pm PST                 Science is on Jhoh's side by Whores All 01/18/2009, 6:00pm PST                     Or "Wealthy Men Land Fun Chicks", poor guys get stuck with the anorgasmic NT by Fussbett 01/18/2009, 6:23pm PST                         Re: Or "Wealthy Men Land Fun Chicks", poor guys get stuck with the anorgasmic by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/19/2009, 8:49am PST                             snooped by snooped 01/19/2009, 9:05am PST                                 Ha ha, oops. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/19/2009, 10:00am PST                                     huh? What did you link to? NT by glass house 01/19/2009, 10:23am PST             It's possible I fucked the world's greatest actress. That's still a win! NT by Last 01/17/2009, 5:32pm PST                 Maybe she knows how to do kagels. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 5:47pm PST                     She loves Last, and wants Last, but hates that she needs Last NT by Ray of Light Paraphraser Service 01/17/2009, 7:10pm PST     I didn't ask for exact figures by Hans Clastorp 01/18/2009, 11:11am PST         More details? by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/18/2009, 12:49pm PST             Clatrops: a finger in every pie. NT by Zsenitan 01/18/2009, 3:02pm PST                 Do not put your fingers in Zseni's pie NT by Caltrops Cares 01/18/2009, 3:06pm PST                     Keep your arms outside the Zseni at all times. NT by Caltrops Carny 01/18/2009, 4:10pm PST             No. But that sure would have been a remarkable coincidence! NT by Hans Clastorp 01/18/2009, 4:34pm PST                 (Sad emoticon) NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/18/2009, 8:11pm PST