In totally shocking news, someone in the Allhiphop forums has too much time on his hands. On Tuesday, some anonymous hater posted what he (and it's almost certainly a he) claimed were quotes from an interview Kanye West did with David Watts of the porn-biz trade rag AVN. Quotes like this: "I'm open to doing porn. Hell, I'll even do bisexual scenes - myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women. I know people will find that as some weird shit, but I am who I am."

Kanye, of course, objected to AVN's breaking its usually rigorous journalistic standards, and responded with another of his now-trademark enraged all-caps blog rants: "PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO... AND NOW THIS...." Let Kanye be great!